Jul 122014
 July 12, 2014

grandma marijuana senior seniors cannabis grandpaWe all have to start somewhere! With legalization slowly crawling over the US as well as the rest of the world, it’s possible that more people will begin to smoke weed (or not, we still aren’t really sure as to what’s going to happen with that). But even if you’re not new to smoking, buying weed in a store for the first time might be a bit weird… So here’s a list of things to pay attention to when you’re going to shop for bud, according to experts in Colorado.

– Don’t start with the strong stuff! Edibles and concentrates aren’t for the weak, newbie stoner! These products are strong and have the potential to really mess your day up so if you’re not used to smoking flower, don’t run in to the legal stores and buy an armful of medicated Rice Krispy Treats.

– Ask the budtender questions! Don’t be afraid, they’re not going to bite! It’s like asking what’s the best shot of vodka to order at the bar. While you may know what you like, there may always be something better for you to try. Ask questions, learn new things!

– Driving out of legal states? Don’t. Troopers are watching the borders of Washington and Colorado closely to make sure that people aren’t taking the legal weed elsewhere. While it’s okay for you to have it inside the states, as soon as you leave, it’s illegal. Don’t transport weed out of the legal states if you want to avoid getting caught!

– Just like shopping for clothes, be sure to shop around for bud prices! Some stores will have sky high prices (sometimes over $600 an ounce for top shelf strains) and others will have the same strains for way less (around $100 an ounce). If you think you may be able to find a better price, try it! You don’t want to spend all of your rent money on bud, right?

– Keep calm! It’s just buying bud! At least now, you won’t have to fret over the people in the parking lot watching you buy weed from your friend. There’s no more sketchy meet ups, no more freaking out about sirens chasing you on your way home. Just chill out and smoke your legal weed. Enjoy it!

Source: THCFinder.Com

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  45 Responses to “Advice For Newbie Marijuana Buyers”

  1.  

    All people smoking, is awesome haha

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    Newbies that suffer from panic attacks should steer clear of strong sativa’s, a good hybrid and indica for nighttime And as the article mentions go for a really weak strain to get used to being stoned. I am sure most bud tenders will give good advice. Taking a cab around town would also be a good choice, not only for your safety but avoid a 10,000 dollar legal bill. Thats what it cost in most states for a driving under the influence regardless of substance.

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    Great advice Johnny.

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    sativa = head high, day time activity

    Indica = body high, nighttime stuff
    Don’t smoke too much at first because “I don’t feel it.” That’s when the room starts spinning and it hits you all at once…lol

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      Based on my experience and experimenting with a vaporizer vs a bong or pipe, I found that indicas don’t go well with vaporizers. At least it was like that for me.

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      That’s exactly what happened the first time I got stoned, it wasn’t fun .I wish I knew about indicas like I know now.

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    I agree with all you said. The advice for people new to marijuana to use hybrids is also very good to know. Here’s a blog written just for cannabis newbies http://cannagramma,com

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    NOT ALL WEED IS CREATED EQUAL,
    DIFFERENT STRAINS FOR DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
    WARNING:THOSE WHO SUFFER FROM DEPRESSION STAYS AWAY FROM MOST INDICAS the only indicas that you could try are, gdp . cheese, blueberry etc.or try ak47.

  7.  

    Welcome to 5d earth,
    It’s time for a rebirth.
    Weed is here to stay, it won’t go away,
    It’s a new day. Weed the people , are no longer sheeple. Enough of the lies,politicians open your eyes, Be wise,It’s time for us to rise, get rid of the disguise.

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      I could fart better lyrics

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      Needs more words that rhyme

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        Thanks for the advice.

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          I am pulling yo leg, like cracking a egg, while the homeless people beg, bet your penis has smeg

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            Seriously ? Dude u must be smoking dirt weed lol.

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            Life is a gift, life is a prize, even through all the pain and the cries, the lows and the highs. Don’t compromise, just open your eyes let your spirit rise.High up in the sky, set your mind free and fly.

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            My lyrics are a million times better than any rapper out there ,except eminem

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            Yo shit reminds me of nupid stiggers

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            You seem like a very intelligent person, especially when using words like shit,I guess your not so smart either.

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            Excrement, Excreta, Faecal, Midden, Ordure, and of course the crap you think is talent is Quisquilian.

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            Yow! Somebody hit a nerve with Nat Figgers, I mean Nupid Stiggers, Pull your pants up, you look like a chimp in the circus when you walk

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            No offense your rapping makes no sense, try smoking better weed, like sour d or something.

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          How about you come up with some poetry, then I will follow. Let the competition begin.

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            He drives it slow, like a pot belly cigar, codgers unite with an air of business suit flatulence, ezzie pokes him with a cattle prod, ” I NEED SOMETHING TO EAT” he grunts with digust. Then goes to the lavatory to shave and falls asleep in the tub, He learned to play cards in the service, His lunchtime now Codger george take a barstool by the window, hie eyes fall on the young womens legs and the glasses behind the counter, but occasionally glance of the window to check on the wire wheel hubcaps of his new Buick, She serves him some chili, but then lobs a overhand throw of irate glares as he picks up the change

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            WTF? LOL.

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            This is not rap homey, its creative writing, short story telling, something you do not the intellect or talent compose. Anyone can rhyme like a seven year old. You do not posses even a modicum of talent. Its ok that you are ignorant. You have a whole lifetime to learn, or read a book or anything that makes you smarter

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            Really? It seems like your the one with no talent, your just jealous that I’m actually a lot more deeper and , way more intelligent than you could dream of.

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    Once you and your partner are comfortable with your new found stoney sunday, try having a nice peaceful stoney love making session. Chances are, you will find a new high in your relationship.

  9.  

    O how I wish I could

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    Comment ur email if you need a connect Colorado top shelf

  11.  

    Attention all people on planet earth, we have now entered the golden age.Weed is a tool that could be used to unlock the subconscious mind to help us become more self aware, besides all the other health benefits psychologically, emotionally physically. This is what I call the beginning of the psychedelic new age, that’s one of the many reasons why it’s still illegal. That being said, there’s so much about this magical and very spiritual plant people need to be aware of.We are going to have to set up shamans/healers and who are knowledgeable about different strains and their effects. OH , AND BY THE WAY CBD KILLS CANCER CELLS . WELCOME TO HEAVEN!

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    Anyone out there on Theweedblog, or disqus please let me know if you want me to write poetry/rap/on the subject of cannibis. I have a lot of knowledge about weed that I would love to share with you, I mix a little Stoner humor, with poetry and spirituality.

  13.  

    You know your too stoned to drive when you get pulled over and the cop asks you for your license and you give him your medical marijuana card instead. Lol.

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    In the near future there’s Going to be a Stoner lane on the FREEWAYS. ALL STONERS KEEP RIGHT , EVERYONE ELSE KEEP LEFT.LOL.

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    Smoking weed is the greatest thing ever created.

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    Is northern lights the easiest strain for beginners to get the best results .

  17.  

    Keep calm and use Leafbuyer before you shop!

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