Mar 112012
 March 11, 2012

marijuana piss testHow To Pass A UA When You Smoke Marijuana

As a person who has been using marijuana illegally for over half of his life, I have had to adopt tricks and techniques to get by in the “real world.” One of the most uncomfortable situations is passing a pre-employment drug screening.

Now, I’m not advocating dishonesty with your employer but a urinalysis unfairly punishes weed smokers while cokeheads and meth addicts get a free pass since those drugs only show up in a urinalysis within 72 hours of use while marijuana can stay in the system for 30 days or more. I don’t smoke before work (usually) and it never affects my ability to perform the functions of my job, but after a long day, nothing sounds better then a big, green bowl.

First off, if you can just stop smoking for thirty days then do it. It’s the simple solution to this situation. However, sometimes you don’t have that much time to prepare so you have to improvise. I have had to take ten to fifteen of these tests over the years with a 100% success rate.

I just got a new job last week and had to give a urine sample for testing. There are too important elements when it comes to effectively passing: obtaining a clean sample and keeping it within temperature. We all have friends that don’t smoke and they are the best sources of clean urine. I’ve heard of people using the fake stuff you can order over the internet or buy at your local head-shops and passing but why pay for the fake stuff when you can get the real thing for free? I just have my buddy fill up a balloon or an unlubricated condom and seal it up. I then drive strait to the facility with the “container” of urine on my dash with the defrost on to help keep the temperature high.

This is where it can get tricky. Since you are just taking a pre-employment screening, they cannot search you, so I “hide” the “container” in my underwear and bring a small pair of nail clippers and hide the clippers in a pocket or my shoe. I then carefully walk in to the facility and register. When they call me to take the test, they usually ask you to remove all items for your pockets but I am sure to keep the nail clippers in my pocket. Once they close the door, I use the clippers to clip a hole in the “container” and fill up the cup. I then empty the remaining “sample” into the toilet and hide the empty “container” in my shoe.

I don’t like to have to do this and if there was an easier way I would use it. However this is the world we live in and until there is real change, I am forced to play this stupid game.

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About Jay Smoker

I have been smoking marijuana for almost twenty years and I have no plans to stop anytime soon. My life was turned upside down in 2009 after getting arrested and tossed in jail for being in the wrong state with legal medical marijuana. I got fed up, and I now devote all my time to ending this insanity.I am responsible for the technical side of this project, but try to chip in when I can, either with syndicated articles or original content.Follow me on Facebook and Twitter.Feel free to email. any questions or concerns. Peace!
  • john

    I smoked last two weeks ago and i have a drug test tomorrow, is it most likely I will pass it? Im 5’5 and im 126lbs

    • sharron

      i pass my drug test every month because a mexican told me about Palo Azul Tea.. Palo azul is a natural plant only found in Mexico and central america..just boil it in some water and drink the gallon the night before your test and you will pass EVERY TIME… if you dont believe me …google it! The problem is Palo Azul is very hard to find…just dont get the cheap stuff because it wont be any good I get mine from Palo Azul Tea dot com (they have the exotic central american Palo Azul) and i find it to be a miracle! and they only charge like six bucks..

      • jason

        I just ordered the palo azul tea from palo azul tea dot com I have been clean for 14 mo and 4 days ago took about 7 hits I have a test for probation on the 25th do you think I will be clean by then or should I just plan on using the tea?

        • kevin

          hell yes that palo Azul works for me every time dude, I get two bags of the stuff for one gallon though, even though you just need one..

  • schoolgirlv

    im an 18 year old girl whose mom wants to drug test her. i started smoking senior year, she caught me the first week of summer, threatened me with a drug test so i stopped smoking all 3 months of my senior summer -.- that b*tch didnt test me all summer >:( so once i went off to college, first day i was already smoking. since then its been everyday at least 3 times a day. between breakfast lunch and dinner haha midnight too cx but anyways… i havent been going home as much as im supposed to. im supposed to go back down every other week so she can see how im doing because she doesnt trust me obviously but i keep not showing up. she got suspicious so she called me yesterday telling me to bring my medical insurance card because she is going to drug test me this weekend. I think shes going to take me to the hospital across the street from my doctor to have me get a urine drug test. I dont know specifically what day she is going to test me. not saturday because ill be at six flags and sunday we have church so maybe friday she is going to test me? i cant deny taking the test thats for sure. i mean i can because im 18 but it will look shady if i do. she said if i get caught smoking again and that test comes out positive, she will take my ass out of school, bring me back home (she doesnt care if i have classes) she’ll legit drop me out of school, and take away my phone so its not like i can call a friend and ask to stay with them -.- anybody have advice on what i can do for the drug test and my situation with my mom?

    • curvygirl420

      My mom tried to do the same thing to me. Odds are, you’re age of majority so technically she can’t do anything if you don’t show. But most of the time you can get by with school with just FAFSA and Student Loans and your parents don’t need to be involved. Worst she can do is call the cops on you, but then you have to get caught with it on you or while you’re high. I say, get a job, get your own phone and screw your mother. You’re an adult and what you do in your recreational time isn’t any of her business. And most medical insurance won’t cover a UA unless it’s court ordered and even then it’s unlikely. She’s probably just trying to scare you.

    • Janet

      You are 18! She has noooooo legal right to test you for anything. Next time she says she wants to, ask her to get a Lawyer to tell you to do it! A mother like this needs to be put in her place and, she needs to grow up!

      • Syd

        if you live at mom’s house, it’s mom’s rules. that’s why it’s best to get your own place.

      • lala

        If u live in her house she has the legal right to say or do what she likes. If u don’t like the rules move! Anybody telling u different have issues in their life and that’s why their on this drug site. U CAN do what u like but under your own roof!!!

    • Tiffany

      I know you’re frustrated but try not to get too mad at your mom and don’t call her a b.

      Legally, she can’t make you do anything. Her nagging is most likely coming from a place of love and concern. There’s a lot of misinformation out there and the perception of illicit drugs are constantly bombarded to not just young kiddos but parents.

      I think if you can talk to her and reassure her that you’re doing fine in school (provide evidence) and don’t be defensive, she will chill out. If not, that’s going to be her choice but you be the better person and calmly leave.

      No relationship is worth losing over weed. Seriously.

  • Tianna solano

    I smoked weed just yesterfay and I’m getting a drug test today I need help!!!

  • dot commercial driver

    i have to take a dot test with 9 days to clean up. i took one the other day and subbed it with a friends pee using hand warmers and such. the temp was fine but the amount was off, so as a result i failed automaticly. this is on my record for 3 years and to get returned back to duty i have to take a supervised test next friday. i need serious help for real. im so screwed. this is a dot lab test. help

    • rissii

      Water is your bestfriend, do noootttt smoke!

    • Resposible Burner

      Hey TRUCKER GUY, im taking a little time out of my night in hopes that this may help some fellow responsible tokers.. I recently have been employed with a new company, however being a regular smoker( 2 or 3 times a day) for the last 3 years I new I was in bad shape. I tried to detox my system as soon as I had confirmation, this turned out to be a huge stressor for the upcoming week. I drank 2 liters of pure crandberry juice, while mixing substantial amounts of water, (no more then 2 gallons a day). I even POM detoxed 3 times which makes you shit a lot, since THC is stored mostly in fat about 70 percent leaves through your system in your bowels ( the more you poop the better your chance of decreasing the levels) after 9 days I took a simple drug analysis from King soopers ( 15-20 bucks) and failed it immediately. I continued detoxing my body and even upped my typical exercise ( sonna, and steam room exercise of short reps) 3 days after I went out and purchased 2 more, both were immediately positive for mah reefer. With the deadline date on my epassport looming, I was becoming desperate, i have read that it is possible to dilute your urine with too much water, meaning if you chug a gallon till you literally cant swallow any more, and wait until you urinate the first time, and repeat this process until your UA you will be in the diluted range (unfortunate experience with probation as a youth). Creatine is a very standard give away for dilutes, there will be very little if you have done the previous, theoretically one could take enough of creatine (walgreens/King Soopers) to level out this reading: However the amount that you will need to take is completely unknown varying greatly on body size metabolism etc.. Vitamin b-12 is also rumored to provide color for your urine when takin in conjunction with the creatine, it is a definite possiblilty of passing. POSSIBILITY* Ill cut to the chase and say that if you smoke once a day any sort of detox drink (neometrx etc) will not clean your system it is essential a big fuck you. Having to take the test the next day i checked the interwebs for synthetic urines and some sort of mechanism to help me out in this DOT FMSCA screening. I had a box of ULTRA KLEAN ULTRA PURE synthetic urine overnighted to my house( the shipping was more then the product about 45$) i was very skeptical, however the product seemed to be legit, the temperature strip was extremely sensitive and provided an accurate reading, i microwaved the product for 15 seconds and the reading was over the meter, i slowly watched it come back down to the 10 degree range, activated the simple hand warmer and tied the rubberband ( all included) heated up the car and was on my way. PLEASE MAKE SURE TO NOT KEEP THE URINE IN YOUR POCKET AS THEY WILL SEARCH YOU, i was subject to a full pat down and barely got away with the small 2 oz bottle in my front right pocket. i suggest taping a sockaround your leg with the product under the sock, so you don’t fuck your leg up and what not. please consider that it is smarter to keep the urine warmer around 100 degrees as it will lose a degree or two in the shitty waiting room. any ways i was subject to an extended waiting period for my results due to the holiday, after 6 days i received a call saying the the urine was clean ULTRA KLEAN ULTRA PURE is a product that i will seriously always keep around, i purchased a 4 oz just incase for 40 dollars to keep around since it has a 3 year shelf life and requires no refidereation, better safe then sorry . YOU GUYS PLEASE LIKE AND REPOST THIS COMMENT OVER AND OVER AGAIN RESPOSIBLE BURNERS WILL CHANGE THE WORLD :))

  • Billy J

    i am 17. im 6’3 285 with 25% body fat. (i know this because i am a wrestler) I got caught up a couple weeks ago and know that the court will put me on tasc. But my mom is getting some UA kits. i smoked 2 jays two days ago and she will be giving it to me in two days. i dont have acces to the tea or any thing else. Cranberry juice? Or only water and harder work out to pass this?
    i really need to know what to do ASAP

    • marcus

      I agree with ricky , palo Azul tea works every time and its only like 7 dollars..i googled it , everyone swears by it… just don’t get the cheap stuff .. palo Azul tea dot com seems to be where its at.. I checked them out , they got 2,000 members and the website is verified and secured …only 7 $ and free shipping , that’s a no brainer

    • Vanislguy

      I use coconut oil!!! It’s a good fat and strips your body of bad fats! Lots of water and cranberry juice

  • tinykim

    I have a dt in 2 days. Im a heavy smoker. Im 113-115 lbs. I haven’t smoked since yesterday. I’ve been drinking water & read that I should take Midol. I even brought Niacin but am afraid to use it due to the side effects. Will I pass? What do my 420’s suggest? Thanks

  • jonathan

    I have a dot dt in 12 day I was a heavy smoker. What can I do to pass it

  • Desiree

    Hello! Thought I could help out the ladies in this forum.

    I’m 5’2, 120 pounds and do not have the speedy metabolism that so many people on this forum seem to have. I’m in my mid twenties as well.

    I work out 3 times a week, but I also consume a burger and fries about once a week as well.

    Anyways, my smoking habits have a trend. I’ll go weeks without smoking but then once week every 2 months, I’ll smoke everyday, all day. (3 bowls or so a day).

    I smoked an entire week then applied for a job. This job required a urine test. Ive never had to test for drugs before so I figured that since it had been a week since I smoked, I’d be fine.

    I had no frickin idea about weed staying in your system for so long, the fat soluble THCOOH or whatever it was called, and so when I looked at the forums, I freaked out!

    They all said 30 days or more, half life is never certain, fast metabolism, etc. They all said if you’ve smoked consecutive days you’re a heavy user despite only smoking a few times a year.

    I really wanted this job and my test was in 5 days. I didn’t detox. I honestly just resigned myself to failing the test or hoping to God, I’d pass.

    The day before, I drank water. I peed the morning of then drank orange juice on my way there.

    When I took the test, I let the first stream into the toilet, peed into cup, then let the rest go into the toilet. I had chugged a lot of OJ so I REALLY needed to pee.

    I passed.

    Recap: smoked everyday for a week, stopped for 16 days and passed with minimal effort. My test was for the 50ml.

  • Bruce B.

    Try the Magnum Detox 1 Hour System Cleanser if you have 2 days to stop smoking. If not, the Magnum Detox Instant Flush is your best bet. You can get them both at passdrugtestsfast dot com

    • ricky

      bro , palo Azul tea is only like 6 bucks and its a natural tea.. works every time , just drink the tea the day before your test and youre golden.. my girl uses it to pass her probation pee test and she passes every month! problem is , they only sell the palo Azul tree bark in texas… my girl goes to palo Azul tea dot com ..actually a lot of people are talking about palo Azul tea dot com they have the best reputation it seems…google it. its cheap and natural , better than paying 80 bucks at a head shop !!

  • trixytripop

    I have smoked for about twenty of my thirty four years. I have the best cheapmethod to beat this invasion of privacy by giving YOUR own urine. Simply do not eat anything for twelve hours prior(if possible). Drink LOTS of water during the first nine hours(I also suggest taking cranberry pills at the beginning of this time)(also if you care to, occasionally drink a glass if pickle juice during this time) appx three hours before test, switch to powerade.Yes….this is the secret…as long as you pass urine at least three or four times during the powerade consumption process, you should be good to go!!! Also for added chance of success, I let a good amount of urine go into the toilet before I fill the sample cup. I have used this method 25 plus times and it has worked every time for me. Granted, I do have a high metabolism, however have had fat boy friends that have also passed using my method…..WITH FLYING COLORS.!! I hope I’ve helped to beat the man at this horrible invasion of our privacy….it’s UNAMERICAN! GOD BLESS AND GOOD LUCK I hope it works as well for you as it has for me(stupid random work tests…..also a friend was DOT he used same method but had to pee in their sink a few times to buy enough flush time lol. Also the flush products are all loaded with b6 and b12…….so is powerade!!! One love!

    • rad_gangagirl

      so if i do this tomorrow i will for sure be clean?

  • Vanislguy

    I stop smoking, drink lots of water, lots of cranberry juice and coconut oil by the spoon. The weed uses up your B vitamins. So make sure you get your B’s up. They test for low B’s. And your test can come back

  • oldledhead

    i recently found out i will need to take a drug test because the company i work for got bought by a large corporate entity. i did a bunch of research on line and found palo azul. i bought some and made the tea as instructed. you should know I’m 6’2″ – 215 lbs and have been smoking daily for more than 30 years. currently using 15-20 one hitters daily. there is NO WAY i should pass ANY kind of drug test. i stopped smoking on Mon. and drank the tea tue night after work. i waited the allotted 24 hours and took a home test wed night. I was VERY excited when my test came up NEGATIVE! I’m saying this works and am going to share with my co-workers that need to pass.

    • Dr. Green

      i use palo Azul tea to pass my pee test every month as well! but not all palo Azul works ..the people selling it on ebay are selling some bunk palo and i failed… but then i came here and saw people on here talking about palo Azul tea dot com and found out they have the best strain of palo…and now i pass every month… you live and learn.

  • smokeem

    For all you spouting that Palo Azul tea is going help you pass a urine test, your putting people into a false belief. I am a heavy smoker, smoke all day everyday. Thought I would put the tea to the test, bogus! It does not work! I am 5’8″ and weigh a 150 pounds with 16% body fat. Slim and trim. I used almost three ounces of the bark in 1 gallon, drank it all and tested at 24 hours and 36 hours and still tested positive for thc. I drank this crap after almost 7 days of not smoking and still tested positive. The big lie! If you want a clean test don’t smoke! Unfortunately the world we live in is ass backwards and we have no right to personal privacy, and the world still thinks smoking pot is like doing lsd. We smokers need to fight for our rights, otherwise, we have to put up with this nonsense even to get a crappy job. Unreal! So you people blowing smoke up peoples butt need to get a grip. There is just no easy way around the piss test. Good luck…….

    • Green Master

      you must have done it wrong bro , I been using palo Azul for like 2 years now .. I pass EVERY time.. you gotta read the directions right …First off you cant get your palo from ebay or some bogus website .. they sell trash .. Ive been getting mine from Palo Azul Tea dot com, They have like 2,000 members and I doubt they would have 2,000 repeat customers if it didn’t work.. they are also verified and secured.. the Home Page of Palo Azul Tea dot com explains how to do it right .. if you scroll down on this page there are like 100 people saying it works.. google if palo Azul tea works and you will see it works… and its only 7 bucks. You either ween’t smart enough to follow the directions or you work for one of those corporations that sell chemical detox for 80$ lol and now you just found out that we found a cheap NATURAL way to pass a pee test and now you’re scrounging around in panic mode because nobody is buying your crap anymore.

    • broncos fan

      palo Azul works for me , did you make it right?

  • jeremy

    If I have a test tomorrow how can I pass it

    • Danny

      dude, there are so many products you can use to pass, just make some research
      http://mbdetox.com/

    • Resposible Burner

      Hey Jeremy, im taking a little time out of my night in hopes that this may help some fellow responsible tokers.. I recently have been employed with a new company, however being a regular smoker( 2 or 3 times a day) for the last 3 years I new I was in bad shape. I tried to detox my system as soon as I had confirmation, this turned out to be a huge stressor for the upcoming week. I drank 2 liters of pure crandberry juice, while mixing substantial amounts of water, (no more then 2 gallons a day). I even POM detoxed 3 times which makes you shit a lot, since THC is stored mostly in fat about 70 percent leaves through your system in your bowels ( the more you poop the better your chance of decreasing the levels) after 9 days I took a simple drug analysis from King soopers ( 15-20 bucks) and failed it immediately. I continued detoxing my body and even upped my typical exercise ( sonna, and steam room exercise of short reps) 3 days after I went out and purchased 2 more, both were immediately positive for mah reefer. With the deadline date on my epassport looming, I was becoming desperate, i have read that it is possible to dilute your urine with too much water, meaning if you chug a gallon till you literally cant swallow any more, and wait until you urinate the first time, and repeat this process until your UA you will be in the diluted range (unfortunate experience with probation as a youth). Creatine is a very standard give away for dilutes, there will be very little if you have done the previous, theoretically one could take enough of creatine (walgreens/King Soopers) to level out this reading: However the amount that you will need to take is completely unknown varying greatly on body size metabolism etc.. Vitamin b-12 is also rumored to provide color for your urine when takin in conjunction with the creatine, it is a definite possiblilty of passing. POSSIBILITY* Ill cut to the chase and say that if you smoke once a day any sort of detox drink (neometrx etc) will not clean your system it is essential a big fuck you. Having to take the test the next day i checked the interwebs for synthetic urines and some sort of mechanism to help me out in this DOT FMSCA screening. I had a box of ULTRA KLEAN ULTRA PURE synthetic urine overnighted to my house( the shipping was more then the product about 45$) i was very skeptical, however the product seemed to be legit, the temperature strip was extremely sensitive and provided an accurate reading, i microwaved the product for 15 seconds and the reading was over the meter, i slowly watched it come back down to the 10 degree range, activated the simple hand warmer and tied the rubberband ( all included) heated up the car and was on my way. PLEASE MAKE SURE TO NOT KEEP THE URINE IN YOUR POCKET AS THEY WILL SEARCH YOU, i was subject to a full pat down and barely got away with the small 2 oz bottle in my front right pocket. i suggest taping a sockaround your leg with the product under the sock, so you don’t fuck your leg up and what not. please consider that it is smarter to keep the urine warmer around 100 degrees as it will lose a degree or two in the shitty waiting room. any ways i was subject to an extended waiting period for my results due to the holiday, after 6 days i received a call saying the the urine was clean ULTRA KLEAN ULTRA PURE is a product that i will seriously always keep around, i purchased a 4 oz just incase for 40 dollars to keep around since it has a 3 year shelf life and requires no refidereation, better safe then sorry . YOU GUYS PLEASE LIKE AND REPOST THIS COMMENT OVER AND OVER AGAIN RESPOSIBLE BURNERS WILL CHANGE THE WORLD :))

  • smokeem

    Thank you all for the feedback on my comments on the Palo Azul tea. As I wrote I used almost 3 ounces of the product. The directions are obviously not complicated. Did just such with the make. I will say I bought the bark off of amazon to get it quickly without paying the big buck on shipping and to get it quicker. I just ordered two packages ( 1 oz ) from the Palo site directly. I will give you all the benefit of doubt and retry after I take this pre- employment wiz test. I will use the 1/2 oz package only after I smoke my brains out for a week and get my body filled back up with thc. Look for my comments at the end of the month. And NO, I don’t work for a detox product manufacturer, I was figuring you all got paid from Azul to say it works….not trying to be a jerk, didn’t want anybody to get themselves into an ugly situation….I promise I will revise my comments if the product works directly from Palo….Happy Holidays to you all, and smokem if you can…I am so pissed at the world for the ridiculous outlook on Marijuana, and holding us all hostage by what we do or not do on our personal time. I wrote in anger because I love weed, and when it didn’t work, I was pissed. I will follow through, because if it works, I will be happy to tell all. Thank you all…….

    • pimp c

      Yeah dude your mistake was buying it off of amazon , Palo Azul Tea dot com has the exotic POTENT palo Azul and it works for me 2 times a month!! (yeah I know I hate texas probation ).. try to quit smoking as soon as possible before your test and don’t exercise or do anything that will release more fat based toxins back into your urine. Follow the directions on the website and it will blow your mind dude.. for 7 bucks !!!! makes me walk out of the probation with a big ol GRIN !! :)

  • Jessica Toker

    Dr Green…you are the man. I have been smoking some fat dabs and was surprised to hear that I would have to piss in the cup at the end of last month. Googled the tea and it save my life. Many thanks from one toker to another

  • dazdikus

    I live in the u.k and have just found out iv got a piss test next tuesday. Last smoked weed yesterday and have`nt got access to this palo azul shit. So i`ve got no choice but to bight the bullet, do my best to drink as much water as i can n keep dropping the vits from now till then. wish me luck and il let you know how i get on.

  • RandomStonerrrrr

    Thanks man I have a job interview nextt week that I really need so I went clean for 2 weeks but my friend and I have not seen eachother in a long time and we wanted to enjoy a nice couple of bowls so this method is perfect for me :) again thanks man you just made my weekend.

    • bonkers

      Palo Azul Tea Dot Com is definitely where its at.. I have to take a piss test every two weeks for probation and cant afford to buy two $60 dollar detox drinks from the head shop every month …the palo website was like 7 bucks ..now I can pay for more weed!!

  • kryssiecat

    The brutal part is when you have stopped for a long time and you’re still not clean. I smoked 56 days ago, my husband smoked 82 days ago and both of us are still not “clean” enough to pass a 20 ng/ml test. Both of us have pre-employment tests this month.

    • Johny boy

      yeah bro smokeem is definitely working for “Urine luck” lol why would palo Azul tea dot com have like 3,000 members if it didn’t work?? Scroll down dude.. theres like 100 people on here that swear it works!! you think they are all being paid to say that ??? google if palo Azul tea works and I bet you’ll see it does.. just don’t buy the dirty crappy palo off ebay and you’ll be good .. my girl uses palo Azul every month and passes and she smokes more weed than Tommy fukn Chong.. im thinking that youre not Working for “urine luck” because youre not even smart enough to follow directions on how to brew tea… (smh) or maybe you just have bad body chemistry … either way , I don’t see how your long rant against paloazultea.com holds any weight against a thousand other people who say it works… google it !! I know it works

    • Johny boy

      yeah bro smokeem is definitely working for “Urine luck” lol why would palo Azul tea dot com have like 3,000 members if it didn’t work?? Scroll down dude.. theres like 100 people on here that swear it works!! you think they are all being paid to say that ??? google if palo Azul tea works and I bet you’ll see it does.. just don’t buy the dirty crappy palo off ebay and you’ll be good .. my girl uses palo Azul every month and passes and she smokes more weed than Tommy fukn Chong.. im thinking that youre not Working for “urine luck” because youre not even smart enough to follow directions on how to brew tea… (smh) or maybe you just have bad body chemistry … either way , I don’t see how your long rant against paloazultea.com holds any weight against a thousand other people who say it works… google it !! I know it works

  • Coffeelover

    Can someone please tell me exactly how they used the Palo Azul Tea. I bought it from the Palo Azul Tea .com website, and then took an at home test and failed. So i believe i did something wrong. Here is what i did I made the tea on Sunday got done drinking it at about 5:30 or 6:00 pm,with it being so late and thinking that i needed it in my system for 24 hours . I took a home test Tuesday morning at about 10:30 am,and Failed it. Did i wait to long or what do you all think.I believe that it should work with all positive feedback that was said about it. I have more on the way ,Any help please

    • Dr Green

      If you visit the Palo Azul Tea . com website it says you need to drink it exactly 24 hours before your test dude… FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS!! also , don’t smoke before your test. I use the tea because its cheap and I have to piss for probation every 2 weeks!! just follow the directions

      • smokeem

        Ok. Lets get a grip. I’m going to say it again, you are all spouting garbage, especially you Dr Green. I bought the tea direct from PaloAzultea.com. Used 1-1/2 gallons of water, added 1/2oz of the bark (1 package) once water was boiling, boiled the bark for 1-1/2 hours which did net 1 gallon to drink. I will say the color was different and you got that pretty blue haze from the PaloAzultea.com product versus buying it from Amazon. Drank the whole gallon and was finished at 9:00 PM est. Tested myself at 9:00 pm the next day and failed. Exactly 24 hours. Exactly per the directions. Figured I would test myself the next morning, at 8:00 AM and still failed. I suppose you want to tell me now I didn’t do it correctly again. I again will tell you I am 150 lbs with 16% body fat and a fast metabolism. I have not smoked anything for almost 17 days and still failed after using the tea directly from the PaloAzultea.com. I gave you all the benefit of the doubt, but the bark does NOT work. Stop misleading the public!!! I suppose you are now going to tell me that it doesn’t work for all individuals, it must be just me. BOGUS! In fact I have used other detox products and have passed, they just cost more and are tricky to sneak through the process. I used urine luck years ago and passed. Don’t waste your time or money Coffeelover. And no, I do not work for a detox product manufacturer. Just somebody who loves to smoke and looking for a way to smoke and pass a employment piss test. Good luck to all….my comments are sincere and honest….

        • justin

          I use 3 packs for a gallon , your biggest mistake was being so cheap and only buying one pack dude. im just sayin.

          • bluntman

            yeah smokeem is a fed I bet lol I just drink the tea cause it helps me lose weight but I have friends who use palo Azul tea to pass their drug tests and they swear by it

    • SNoop

      Palo Azul Tea works for me even a WEEK after I drink it … I get popped with DT’s periodically so I just drink a couple gallons a week and It never fails me! :) Just don’t exercise or do anything that’s going to burn more fat and release more toxins

    • vlady

      I get two or three bags of the tea and make the tea 6 hours before my pee test and drink the whole gallon in like an hour ..and then I 5 hours later im pissing like a Russian race horse but I pass my test !

    • chuck

      smokeem is trippin, I wish I did work for palo Azul tea lol I cant even hold down a job cuz I smoke too much weed. u just need a couple bags per gallon ..boil for 90 minutes (that’s what is says on the paloazultea.com website) and drink the day before..i drink mine 48 hours before… everyone down here in texas uses palo azul because it only grows down here but everyone does it different. A friend of mine got ten bags of Palo from the Mexican grocery store once and made a gallon with ten bags and he was trippin balls from the ten bags lol now he just uses palo to get high AND pass his test lol

    • ericb

      make sure youre using good test strips dude, don’t get your strips at the dollar store.

  • smokeem

    Ok dudes….I’ll keep it short. You’re all contradicting yourselves. I thought you need to follow the directions? No, don’t follow the directions, use three packs cause you’re too cheap? In fact I wasted over thirty bucks buying 4 1/2 oz packages hoping that it would work as you all claim, directly from the palo site. Followed the directions to the T. Now I work for urine luck? You’re all getting something for your posts. ( or you work for paloazultea.com ) You’re all the reason people who smoke weed get a bad rap, that’s why they call it dope, DOPES! And yes, I read all your posts, that’s why I tried it. You’re all going to get somebody in a bad position. That’s on you, I don’t care. I’ll continue my search for a product that actually works…….ps. I’ll pay a lot more for something that really works….

  • michaeljoethomas

    I was once told that consuming a bottle of Goldenseal, and handful of Niacin (vitamin B3), and about 1/4 cup of Creatine — followed by a gallon of water will assure a negative drug test. I’ve never used illegal drug — thus, I’ve never tried this. But I asked my son. He said he had tried it and it worked. I also asked a drug-lab tech and she said it would work.

    • channing

      Goldenseal is just too old school , that may have worked back in 1993 while you were jamming to Nine inch nails…lol but they test for goldenseal now.. and a handful of niacin will do nothing but give you cardiac arrest.. THC stores in fat ..and it takes more than a flush to get that out .. the 80$ detox at the head shop or the Palo Azul Tea are the only two things that I know for sure that work.

      • micheal

        where can I get the tea ?

        • ultraviolet

          do NOT get the Palo Azul Tea from AMAZON or EBAY cause that stuff is bunk. I would go to Palo Azul Tea Dot com… get a couple packs , boil it in a gallon of water and drink it the day before your test and you’ll pass for sure . I pass every month.

          • julia

            I had a Mexican tell me about using palo Azul to make a tea to pass a DT once but I didn’t know where to find it. Everyone on yahoo and high times keeps talking about Palo Azul Tea dot com so I guess I will try there.

          • winston

            smokeem, a bag of palo Azul tea is like 7 bucks bro and its NATURAL…. why would you pay 80$ for some chemical detox at a head shop?

          • Handy man

            OK, I went to my FREAKING DOCTOR and paid him 85$ just to ask him this Question ..HOW DOES PALO AZUL HELP ME PASS MY DRUG TEST..? AND this is what my DOCTOR SAID!!..This is why Palo Azul Tea works you guys.. Palo Azul Tea contains negatively charged alkaloids (just like how an air ionizer uses a negative charge to zap the toxins out of the air) A negative charge PULLS… The negatively charged alkaloids draw out the positively charged THC byproducts (that they test for) and the alkaloids bond on to the thc byproduct making it a DIFFERENT compound…giving it a different genetic signature making it something different , making it undetectable by a drug test … It doesn’t mask THC , It straight up changes its makeup! AWESOME!

  • Take_Me_Higher

    When I googled Palo Azul Tea, there were many boasts from all search engines that indicate this products works. I tried it for myself as I am tested monthly. This is the first time I have passed. I have tried all of the expensive products from the head shops and failed many times. I say get your tea and smoke on dudes.