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 March 11, 2012

Click HereHow To Pass A UA When You Smoke Marijuana

As a person who has been using marijuana illegally for over half of his life, I have had to adopt tricks and techniques to get by in the “real world.” One of the most uncomfortable situations is passing a pre-employment drug screening.

Now, I’m not advocating dishonesty with your employer but a urinalysis unfairly punishes weed smokers while cokeheads and meth addicts get a free pass since those drugs only show up in a urinalysis within 72 hours of use while marijuana can stay in the system for 30 days or more. I don’t smoke before work (usually) and it never affects my ability to perform the functions of my job, but after a long day, nothing sounds better then a big, green bowl.

First off, if you can just stop smoking for thirty days then do it. It’s the simple solution to this situation. However, sometimes you don’t have that much time to prepare so you have to improvise. I have had to take ten to fifteen of these tests over the years with a 100% success rate.

I just got a new job last week and had to give a urine sample for testing. There are too important elements when it comes to effectively passing: obtaining a clean sample and keeping it within temperature. We all have friends that don’t smoke and they are the best sources of clean urine. I’ve heard of people using the fake stuff you can order over the internet or buy at your local head-shops and passing but why pay for the fake stuff when you can get the real thing for free? I just have my buddy fill up a balloon or an unlubricated condom and seal it up. I then drive strait to the facility with the “container” of urine on my dash with the defrost on to help keep the temperature high.

 

This is where it can get tricky. Since you are just taking a pre-employment screening, they cannot search you, so I “hide” the “container” in my underwear and bring a small pair of nail clippers and hide the clippers in a pocket or my shoe. I then carefully walk in to the facility and register. When they call me to take the test, they usually ask you to remove all items for your pockets but I am sure to keep the nail clippers in my pocket. Once they close the door, I use the clippers to clip a hole in the “container” and fill up the cup. I then empty the remaining “sample” into the toilet and hide the empty “container” in my shoe.

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I don’t like to have to do this and if there was an easier way I would use it. However this is the world we live in and until there is real change, I am forced to play this stupid game.

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About Jay Smoker

I have been smoking marijuana for almost twenty years and I have no plans to stop anytime soon. My life was turned upside down in 2009 after getting arrested and tossed in jail for being in the wrong state with legal medical marijuana. I got fed up, and I now devote all my time to ending this insanity.I am responsible for the technical side of this project, but try to chip in when I can, either with syndicated articles or original content.Follow me on Facebook and Twitter.Feel free to email. any questions or concerns. Peace!
  • Ruby Hillburn

    Will it work if I’m on pain meds and the doctor wants to test me for street drugs isn’t my pain meds suppose to show up and what if he saids why don’t I see your pain meds in these results I need another way to hide the Marijuana but not my pain meds

  • Ruby Hillburn

    Will it work if I’m on pain meds and the doctor wants to test me for street drugs isn’t my pain meds suppose to show up and what if he saids why don’t I see your pain meds in these results I need another way to hide the Marijuana but not my pain meds

  • SWIM

    Hi i have a question for anyone that can help me out. Ok so i used a synthetic urine to sub in my urine test but it didnt fill it to the amount they needed. So i put a little of my urine (semi diluted and caught it midstream) to fill it to the line. I guess what im asking is will it affect the integrity of the fake pee and maybe show that theres a drug present? Any help is needed thanks

    • Ben girl

      Can u let me know how it went for u

      • Elyssa Channell

        I did EXACTLY what you guys said and passed!! :) got 3 bags of palo Azul and made the tea and drank it like 8 hours before my UA , was very nervus but Passed!

  • SWIM

    Hi i have a question for anyone that can help me out. Ok so i used a synthetic urine to sub in my urine test but it didnt fill it to the amount they needed. So i put a little of my urine (semi diluted and caught it midstream) to fill it to the line. I guess what im asking is will it affect the integrity of the fake pee and maybe show that theres a drug present? Any help is needed thanks

    • Jeremy Pivons

      that synthetic shit is risky business man, especially for probation or a job! I would use the gelatin or go to palo Azul tea dot com and get 2 or 3 bags and boil that shit till the water turns blue.. drink it 1 or 2 days before your drug test.. everyone down south does this and we all pass every time.. they have it at Mexican grocery stores too!

  • Dolmio Rebbina

    I tried this and it worked! Only problem is they discovered I am 6 months pregnant!!! Any other day I would have been happy, but I am a 46year old man.

    • http://www.spotonproductreviews.com Gerhard van Staden

      Hahahahahaahahaha congratulations…… and sorry about the job!

      • chuckD

        either drink the gelatin … or the palo Azul tea.. they both work

        • MAsterChef

          Palo Azul tea will work but you have to make it right. boil it for 2 hours… then drink.. and don’t get the nasty palo off of ebay or amazon.. its bunk.. palo Azul tea dot com has some specials going right now and they have been in the game for a long time so I would ride with them.

  • Bob

    I smoke weed everyday and my work just notified me that I have a random piss test in a week I am 6ft and 175lbs what is my best avenue to pass the test

  • Hock

    I need help I smoke pot heavy & I need to pass a test in 10 days what is the quickest healthiest way…I have heard vinegar is good

  • charles

    hey my schools randomly drug testing me, do you guys think i should just stop smoking (i havent smoked for 3 days) or should i carry the fake piss around that i bought?