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 March 11, 2012

Click HereHow To Pass A UA When You Smoke Marijuana

As a person who has been using marijuana illegally for over half of his life, I have had to adopt tricks and techniques to get by in the “real world.” One of the most uncomfortable situations is passing a pre-employment drug screening.

Now, I’m not advocating dishonesty with your employer but a urinalysis unfairly punishes weed smokers while cokeheads and meth addicts get a free pass since those drugs only show up in a urinalysis within 72 hours of use while marijuana can stay in the system for 30 days or more. I don’t smoke before work (usually) and it never affects my ability to perform the functions of my job, but after a long day, nothing sounds better then a big, green bowl.

First off, if you can just stop smoking for thirty days then do it. It’s the simple solution to this situation. However, sometimes you don’t have that much time to prepare so you have to improvise. I have had to take ten to fifteen of these tests over the years with a 100% success rate.

I just got a new job last week and had to give a urine sample for testing. There are too important elements when it comes to effectively passing: obtaining a clean sample and keeping it within temperature. We all have friends that don’t smoke and they are the best sources of clean urine. I’ve heard of people using the fake stuff you can order over the internet or buy at your local head-shops and passing but why pay for the fake stuff when you can get the real thing for free? I just have my buddy fill up a balloon or an unlubricated condom and seal it up. I then drive strait to the facility with the “container” of urine on my dash with the defrost on to help keep the temperature high.

 

This is where it can get tricky. Since you are just taking a pre-employment screening, they cannot search you, so I “hide” the “container” in my underwear and bring a small pair of nail clippers and hide the clippers in a pocket or my shoe. I then carefully walk in to the facility and register. When they call me to take the test, they usually ask you to remove all items for your pockets but I am sure to keep the nail clippers in my pocket. Once they close the door, I use the clippers to clip a hole in the “container” and fill up the cup. I then empty the remaining “sample” into the toilet and hide the empty “container” in my shoe.

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I don’t like to have to do this and if there was an easier way I would use it. However this is the world we live in and until there is real change, I am forced to play this stupid game.

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  • ronnie

    hi I smoked on 4/20 and I failed a drug test last week, I’m 5’6 and 180 lbs just warning you guys, Arminians stays in your system for a LONG time :/

  • Ryan

    I’m 28 years old, over weight at 265-270. Haven’t smoked in a couple months but had a hit off of a one hitter about a week and a half ago to help with knee and back pain. Been trying to drink a lot of water but soda is more my thing. Just had an interview today. Do you think I will be OK or should I just say screw it and have a friend pee for me? Also not 100% sure my friend would be available at the time, what is the longest pee would be OK for as long as I can get it back up to temperature?

    Another friend said tons of water and when I feel like I’m going to pop chug pickle juice pee, then fill up again on water and I should be fine with as little as I smoked

    • Johnny Ola

      Just drink water regularly. Same scenario with a buddy of mine. Your same weight. Had a little weed then surprise drug test shortly after. Key is drink water throughout the day. Don’t chug, just make a day of it.

      • Ryan

        Thanks, been drinking about 2-3 gallons of water a day these past 3 days. Not use to it but can feel the difference in being hydrated.

  • Nicole

    I haven’t smoked in 5 weeks but I hardly drink water and I only drank cranberry juice once would I pass?

    • Kat

      It could interfere with your pH balance and make it seem suspicious. My advice is to drink plenty of water, take vitamin b-2 supplements, and exercise.

    • Johnny Ola

      Cranberry juice is one way to do it. I would suggest getting some water in as well though.
      And 5 wks, yes

  • Mook

    Hey kyle, I’m a girl about 5’0 and like 105lbs and I’ve been smoking like at least 4blunts a day for the past like 3 years. May 16th was my first day clean and I haven’t smoked since then but my piss test is may 25th. I’ve been going to the sauna for the past 5 days about 45 minutes in there each day.. Do you think I’ll be clean for my test tomorrow?

    • Doc

      nope…better keep interviewing

    • Johnny Ola

      How did your test go then? I’d say you were clean as long as you sweat a good bit at sauna.

    • Peter

      How did it go?

  • Daniel

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  • Daniel

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  • Paige

    Okay, so it’s been about 10 days for me and I don’t smoke that often, just every 2 weeks I will for about 3-4 days and I’m not sure when I’m going in for my interview or when they will drug test me but it could be in the next few days or next week. I’m a 135 lb girl and 5’5. Please help lol

    • Johnny Ola

      With your frame, weight etc, it should be easy for you to detox, and by detox I’m saying drink water and sweat. Easiest detox as long as you do it regularly.

  • Jeffrey

    I have to see my pain management doctor in 9 days he told me last to stop smoking weed its been roughly 3 weeks I can’t use another person urine cause he is checking to see if I have my medication in my system any advice I’ve been smoking for 35 yrs this has never been an issue in the past I need my meds cause I am now disabled from a few injuries n surgeries but weed helps with pain and my anxiety any advise would greatly appreciated

  • Chuck

    I’ve smoke regularly in the past 4 months I stopped April 27 since then. I am 5’11 164. I have been working out and drinking plenty of water. Would I past my drug test this Friday?

    • Champ Buddy

      You are fine brother. I am 5 10 157 smoked HEAVY for 5 1/2 years with no days without smoke then BOOM got a fat job and had to take a drug test.. I only had 10 days to get clean.. long story short I went hard on natural detox (100% cran juice, workout, eat pure healthy foods) and now I have a job working at a potash mine at only 19 years of age. Just make sure not to workout the day before or of the test.

    • Johnny Ola

      Sounds like you’re good to go. Clear stream is a great indicator. Drink and sweat.

  • Summer

    Hi, I have a drug test for a job next Friday (6/3) at 2pm. The last time I smoked was Tuesday (5/24). I am a frequent smoker and have smoked every single day for the past 6 months. I’ve been drinking a lot of water and excersizing. I am freaking out. I was wondering the likelihood of passing this test and some advice/tips. I really, really need this job. Please help!

    • Summer

      Test was postponed to Monday (6/6)!!

      • Jessica

        let me know if you pass!! I have a drug test the same day and stopped the same day as you. I took a home test yesterday and it came out negative

      • Jessica

        I am in the same boat you are. I took a at home drug test and passed. But I’m scared that doesn’t mean I’ll pass a real one.

  • Eliza

    Im a girl, im 31, 5’2″ 168 lbs been smoking for 18 yrs. Never had to workbefore, so never worried about it. And now that im gonna have to work, i need to pass this drug test in a 10days. Will something work for me?

  • Tommy

    Hey! Last time I smoked was on May 7th, and I wasn’t a frequent smoker, I had literally just started and was doing it just for fun, I am an athlete and workout every day and I have a drug test on the 31st to play the sport I play, and like I said I have worked out everyday since then and I have drank plenty of water, so do you think I will pass??

    • Cameron

      Your good.

    • Monica

      I actually have the exact same timeline for drug testing the (7th to the 31st) and you should be fine. I have been a smoker for a while now and this has happened to me before. Drink plenty of water before you go and make sure it isn’t the first time you used the restroom that day. Good Luck, though you shouldn’t need it.

  • Smoke On

    Where on the dash should the container be placed and what temp should the defrost be set to?

  • Amanda

    My boyfriend smokes about a bowl a day and is approx 5’10” 280lbs. If he stops smoking for a week and drinks plenty of water daily then uses a detox drink the day of the urine test do you think he’ll pass?

    • Ray

      I wouldn’t bank on it Amanda no disrespect by any means but your boyfriend is a big guy even if most is muscle. Instead of detox drink I would try either a system blocker or adding niacin to your regimend but only for the duration of trying to pass his test.

  • Jasmine

    I smoked yesterday and I’m getting drugs tested Friday what can I do to pass ??

  • Izzy Camp

    I’ve been smoking every day about a half a gram for the last 9 months and I’m a week and 5 days sober. I’m 5’3ish and weigh about 112pds my test is in a week and 3 days which will leave me a total of 3 weeks and one day sober. What should I do to make sure I pass smuggling pee is all to risky and I’m Kindda freaking out. I’ve been exercising every day and peeing a lot. What are the odds of me passing. PLEASE HELP my life basically depends on it. Hopefully I remember to post results for anyone stressing for answers

  • kim

    I have been smoking for quite a long time. And yep I just found out I have to pee test tomorrow, I wasn’t expecting to have to do it so soon. I haven’t smoked for 2 days now. Using clean pee is probably the only way I will pass, am I correct about this? Any comments or ideas would be appreciated. It will be the first time I have had to do this. I am kind of freeking
    out!

    • Ray

      Yep or you can try the system
      Blocker your local headshop might have. It is a drink that you must drink 2 hours before your test it is not very good but seen it work before but Also have seen it not work and used correctly. so your better off getting synthetic urine.

  • Kameran Thompson

    I smoked about 6 days ago and get pissed tested tomorrow and I’m scared

  • JugheadsWoman

    Question!!!
    5 foot 2
    103 lbs
    Female
    been a regular (quarter a day) smoker
    Quit for about 3 weeks for moving
    Smoked the past 2 weeks then yesterday took 3 hits off of j with wax..
    Had interview amd got job but have to do test for hospital.. ?? Buy my own first then they double check..
    I have my marijuana card but where I moved it is not legal and to work in hospital no drugs in system.. how long should it take to get system cleared out.. I sit in car everyday in 90° weather sweating an sweating.. and will have job but they told me to come in when I know its outta my system.. so whats the fastest way to get it all out amd how do you know?
    .

  • Ray

    No worries. Honestly the 30 day thing only applies to people approximately 250 lbs. and up. Or if you have a very slow metabolism, which usually would apply to more obese people. Been blazing for a long time and have plenty friends who do the same. As jay smoker said if you can stop then by all means that’s your best technique. People like izzy camp who are thin and have less weight, with the help of lots and lots of water you can pass a text with only 5 days under your belt I promise no bullshit. When I say lots of water I mean at minimum, 1 gallon a day for those 5 days. You need to be flushing your body with water and urinating every 15-20 minutes. for people 140-150 lbs your adding an extra day so approximately 6-7 days. Make sure before you go in to take your test you have urinated at minimum 3 times. your urine needs to be nice and clear which is pretty much diluting it so the testing cut off points are not reached because of dilution interference. If this is all Mumbo jumbo to you and you don’t care get synthetic urine and follow the instructions as jay smoker said. Hope this helps

  • Jessica

    I’m about 5’5 135 pounds. Stopped smoking 10 days about and have a drug test that needs to be fine in 3 days. I took a at home drug test and it came out negative. Do you think I’ll pass a test being done at a hospital?

  • Lionel

    Ok so I dont normally smoke, but i smoked for 2 days in a row with the last day being 13 days ago. I have a drug test in 6 days. I’m 6’6 255 lbs. I usually run around 1.5 miles every other day. Do you think ill pass?

  • Nevaeh Baeh

    Ray I’m so happy you actively respond please help. So I’m 150 5’5 and stopped smoking for a good amount of time but after a month passed of me not hearing back from a job I started to occasionally smoke again. (My Bf smokes everyday sometimes I would smoke a blunt with him or just tap it a couple of times). I was doing this for about three weeks (i wouldn’t say every day but let’s say worse case it was everyday) and then BAM I received that email.

    Of course I immediately stopped smoking…after a week I went to my dr and requested a personal drug test, and passed. I also took at home drug tests and passed both of them. I took my real drug test It’s now been three weeks since my last blunt and two weeks since my test at the dr.

    The reasons why I’m worried is 1. The previous test I took were done mid day …this was done in the morning so it was my second urine of the day. I drank water after my first pee up until waiting in the lobby of the test. 2. The first week I was drinking a lot of water regularly and cranberry juice but these last two weeks not as much due to oral surgery. What are the chances of me still being able to pass. This is a real important job and now I have to wait because it’s the weekend and it takes two business days to process. I have anxiety and this is weighing heavy on me. It’s so frustrating.

    Please help