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 March 11, 2012

marijuana piss testHow To Pass A UA When You Smoke Marijuana

As a person who has been using marijuana illegally for over half of his life, I have had to adopt tricks and techniques to get by in the “real world.” One of the most uncomfortable situations is passing a pre-employment drug screening.

Now, I’m not advocating dishonesty with your employer but a urinalysis unfairly punishes weed smokers while cokeheads and meth addicts get a free pass since those drugs only show up in a urinalysis within 72 hours of use while marijuana can stay in the system for 30 days or more. I don’t smoke before work (usually) and it never affects my ability to perform the functions of my job, but after a long day, nothing sounds better then a big, green bowl.

First off, if you can just stop smoking for thirty days then do it. It’s the simple solution to this situation. However, sometimes you don’t have that much time to prepare so you have to improvise. I have had to take ten to fifteen of these tests over the years with a 100% success rate.

I just got a new job last week and had to give a urine sample for testing. There are too important elements when it comes to effectively passing: obtaining a clean sample and keeping it within temperature. We all have friends that don’t smoke and they are the best sources of clean urine. I’ve heard of people using the fake stuff you can order over the internet or buy at your local head-shops and passing but why pay for the fake stuff when you can get the real thing for free? I just have my buddy fill up a balloon or an unlubricated condom and seal it up. I then drive strait to the facility with the “container” of urine on my dash with the defrost on to help keep the temperature high.

This is where it can get tricky. Since you are just taking a pre-employment screening, they cannot search you, so I “hide” the “container” in my underwear and bring a small pair of nail clippers and hide the clippers in a pocket or my shoe. I then carefully walk in to the facility and register. When they call me to take the test, they usually ask you to remove all items for your pockets but I am sure to keep the nail clippers in my pocket. Once they close the door, I use the clippers to clip a hole in the “container” and fill up the cup. I then empty the remaining “sample” into the toilet and hide the empty “container” in my shoe.

I don’t like to have to do this and if there was an easier way I would use it. However this is the world we live in and until there is real change, I am forced to play this stupid game.

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About Jay Smoker

I have been smoking marijuana for almost twenty years and I have no plans to stop anytime soon. My life was turned upside down in 2009 after getting arrested and tossed in jail for being in the wrong state with legal medical marijuana. I got fed up, and I now devote all my time to ending this insanity.I am responsible for the technical side of this project, but try to chip in when I can, either with syndicated articles or original content.Follow me on Facebook and Twitter.Feel free to email. any questions or concerns. Peace!
  • K

    You guys r sick

  • CSR420

    I have to piss tomorrow the 30th ive drank 2gallons of water by far it 1:00pm i was gonna drink 2-4 more before tomorrow morning ans take some complex b tomorrow too think i should be good?

  • amp123

    i have a job interview tomorrow at noon i haven’t smoked in 2 wks not sure if they are going to make me take drug test not sure what to do i don’t have enough money to buy any detox from smoke shop what can i take to pass test what can i take

  • Bob Johnson

    Can a woman’s pee act as a man’s pee?
    I weigh 214 lbs.
    Suggestions?

    • katelynn

      You can’t use the opposite sex’s pee You’ll fail!

  • jah

    coconut or lamaw.

  • kris

    Alright so ive smoke a lot the last three years and ive recently stopped and have been clean for about a week or so and im just wondering if I have to take a pee test for job at walmart. Im wondering Iif drinking lota of ctanberry juice and water would help? Another thing ive been told to drink monster or vinegar would the acid in these liquids help me pass?

  • El GREENgo

    I got offered a job higher in the ranks then I thought so didnt prepare for a drug test. Drinking a shit ton of water as we speak. Luckily I have smoked for a few days cause I broke my dab rig. Should I risk with just water or get synthetic piss?

    • Guest

      so sorry but water will not cleans you from Marijuana

    • Lisa

      drinking WATER will not help

    • DoubleDsNuts

      Dude… if u can stomach it, ive always done the same routine. Im a daily smoker… prob about an 1/8 – 1/4 a day depending on who comes by. But ive always done this 6 hours before a test and its never failed. Ive drank a big bottle of cranberry juice & then fill it back up with water. Get a jumbo jar of pickles from Costco or Sams club and drain it by pouring the pickle juice into a different bottle. You have to drink all that pickle juice. The vinegar in it does a quick cleanse on the pee they keep to test for about 3 pisses worth. I alternate the water and pickle juice just so its not as bad since u need the water too anyways. Better to waterlog anything in your system rather than have ur piss bright yellow and be super concentrated & potent with evidence of being a pot head. Lol. If ur questioning this, go to walgreens and buy a drug test kit from the pharmacy. Try it exactly how I explained and see what those results are. Id recommend that for any of these “remedies” too. Good luck!

  • Trippen

    I’ve been smoking pot for 2 or 3 weeks. Not every day and only 1 hit or 2 when I smoked. None since Saturday. I will be testing for probation on Thursday at noon. I am drinking, water, cranberry juice and vitamins B12, B1, B6 and B1. I take those every day anyhow. I’m drinking lots of water and cranberry juice and will start taking Niacin tomorrow, (Tuesday) I weigh just, 113 pounds. I will go to jail if I test dirty. Stupid, I am. going to order, the drink from, Detox for Less. Can tthat be detected and any suggestions? Thank you

  • Trippen

    Can the drink from, Detox for less be detected in the urine test for weed?

  • Cory

    I haven’t smoked in 3 days but I know I have a drug test soon.. I smoked for about a year and everyday. I have drank small amounts of bleach and drank a ton of water is there anything else i can do to pass my test? I’m freaking….

    • KhaoticKay

      Uhm, don’t ever drink bleach. Ever. I don’t care who tells you to. It’s going to kill you. Even if it’s just a teaspoon.

    • tinyburns

      i just passed a urine test and ill tell u in steps now some say step 1 is unecesary but it cant hurt
      step 1: 2 days prior to test drink shit loads of water make sure u piss alot i woke up in the middle of the night pissing. also drink coffee and cranberry juice and gatorade.. get b complex vitamins for the niacin or take pure niacin if u wanna itch….step 2::THE DAY OF: drunk very little water maybe 1.5 ounces go get a 2 liter diet mt dew (mind u this is what i did to pass) drink that then i drunk a small thing of diet pepsi. Now your piss at this moment will be very clear i pissed about 5 times, still very clear so what i did i had a little tube went to dollar store bought some warm apple juice filled up the little tube, went to gas station put it in microwave got it nice and hot then i put it under my armpit real tight, so went in registered by this time you will have to pee bad so you go into the bathroom they close the door now you know your piss is very clear and it will cause a red flag so 1st real quick take out the tube with the apple juice pour it in just a little really just to give it that color then when u piss dont give them the piss that 1st come out give the piss thats in the middle. now you pissed in the cup very clear piss and the apple juice gave it the color i got my results back the next day i passed also if u like coffee good that helps.. do what i said your chances of passing is great nothing is 100% but what i did worked like a charm…

  • Jojodoll21

    So u can use palo azul and smoke and come back clean or do u use it and then u cant smoke to stay clean?

  • Jojodoll21

    I need answers quick someone help plz.!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SEEDS4Bitcoins

    lol

  • Adam

    I smoked about a week ago and I have a drug test tomorrow I’ve been drinking lots of water . Are there any tips for passing please help !!!!!!!!

    • Amelia Moore

      Drink vinegar and water mix together at least more than sixty four ounces the night before the taste is horrible but it works!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mike G.

    i got drug test tomorrow at noon, i forgot to not smoke but i did, which’s last night and it was only two hit. a friend suggest me to drink 1 gal of cranberry and 1 gal of water and no food a day before test in next day. then few hour before drug test, i should be able eat only alittle then drink more cranberry and water. will i pass the test??

  • cmarie

    Ok so i stoped smoking ten days ago and got. A home drug test n was still positive….i smoked for three weeks strait……i have a drug sc e een for felony papers in morning… Any advice

  • antioxidant cleanse

    I’ve had friends pass by eating a whole jar of beets drink the juice and a gallon of water. Give at least 12-16 hrs to work. The crackovia polish beets are the best.

  • Michaelhead

    I have smoked a gram at the most in the past week 2 hits out the bowl shared a joint with 4 people and I hit the bowl once 2 days ago I been drinking atleast 5 bottles of water a day and my ua is on nov 3 that leaves me like 20 days of clean time I used to smoke a lot but I been clean for like 4 monthes due to probation I just had an itch this month i weigh about 185 what do you guys think pass or fail?

  • Juan

    Where can I buy it at

  • Juan

    Where can I get this at

  • Johnboy

    I may or may not have an upcoming test, im pretty sure they come in the room with you but your back is to them so they cant see anything. Do you think its possible to use my friends urine strapped to my junk? If she cant see what I am doing?

  • 420AllDay

    The Magnum Detox brand has always worked for me. If you have 2 to 3 days to stop using and pre-flush their 1 hour system cleansers work great but if your needing to drop clean right away and don’t have time for a pre-flush, then you can’t go wrong with the 1 hour instant flush. You can get both of these products at a real reasonable price at passdrugtestsfast dot com. Good luck!!

  • Jesse

    I have a test on the 27 I smoked on the 19th will I pass? This is only the second time I’ve ever smoked and the first was 3 weeks prior help me!

    • J

      depends on your body fat content, how much water you drink and how much you sweat. Chances are extremely good that it was out of your system within 48-72 hours but it’s not outside the realm of possibility that you could fail. Drink plenty of water, get some exercise, take a multi-vitamin with high niacin content and there’s a 100% chance you’ll pass.

  • jode

    I will just stay safe and pay for it. You cant always trust your best buddy in the whole world because nothing guarantees they took something that they didnt think would be a big deal. $30 is a small price to pay for a good job.

  • Rodriguez11

    I have a drug test on the 30th in 7 days and I smoked yesterday how do I get it out my system by then.? I have to get searched before I do it so what do I do.???

  • Sandra

    I smoke everyday , and useally smoke a lot i have a drug test in 10 Days for P.O i ain’t smoked todayi weigh bout 120 pounds if i drank a shit ton of water, you think ill pass?