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 March 11, 2012

Click HereHow To Pass A UA When You Smoke Marijuana

As a person who has been using marijuana illegally for over half of his life, I have had to adopt tricks and techniques to get by in the “real world.” One of the most uncomfortable situations is passing a pre-employment drug screening.

Now, I’m not advocating dishonesty with your employer but a urinalysis unfairly punishes weed smokers while cokeheads and meth addicts get a free pass since those drugs only show up in a urinalysis within 72 hours of use while marijuana can stay in the system for 30 days or more. I don’t smoke before work (usually) and it never affects my ability to perform the functions of my job, but after a long day, nothing sounds better then a big, green bowl.

First off, if you can just stop smoking for thirty days then do it. It’s the simple solution to this situation. However, sometimes you don’t have that much time to prepare so you have to improvise. I have had to take ten to fifteen of these tests over the years with a 100% success rate.

I just got a new job last week and had to give a urine sample for testing. There are too important elements when it comes to effectively passing: obtaining a clean sample and keeping it within temperature. We all have friends that don’t smoke and they are the best sources of clean urine. I’ve heard of people using the fake stuff you can order over the internet or buy at your local head-shops and passing but why pay for the fake stuff when you can get the real thing for free? I just have my buddy fill up a balloon or an unlubricated condom and seal it up. I then drive strait to the facility with the “container” of urine on my dash with the defrost on to help keep the temperature high.

 

This is where it can get tricky. Since you are just taking a pre-employment screening, they cannot search you, so I “hide” the “container” in my underwear and bring a small pair of nail clippers and hide the clippers in a pocket or my shoe. I then carefully walk in to the facility and register. When they call me to take the test, they usually ask you to remove all items for your pockets but I am sure to keep the nail clippers in my pocket. Once they close the door, I use the clippers to clip a hole in the “container” and fill up the cup. I then empty the remaining “sample” into the toilet and hide the empty “container” in my shoe.

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I don’t like to have to do this and if there was an easier way I would use it. However this is the world we live in and until there is real change, I am forced to play this stupid game.

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About Jay Smoker

I have been smoking marijuana for almost twenty years and I have no plans to stop anytime soon. My life was turned upside down in 2009 after getting arrested and tossed in jail for being in the wrong state with legal medical marijuana. I got fed up, and I now devote all my time to ending this insanity.I am responsible for the technical side of this project, but try to chip in when I can, either with syndicated articles or original content.Follow me on Facebook and Twitter.Feel free to email. any questions or concerns. Peace!
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  • Hannah- Rene Stout

    im a pretty regular smoker and always have been (2-4 bowls a day) i smoked yesterday and have a test for a job on may 6th. will i pass it??

    • Pothead11

      If it’s a urine test then no (unfortunately) with a saliva test it would still be close but you may with any luck pass it.

  • Preacher

    Hey i smoked 2 and a half joints 10 days ago and i got a pre employment test coming up tomorrow, will i be ok? Its a urine test. I havent smoked since and ive been working and eating and drinking well during.

    • The Friendly Stoner

      My guess is you’ll be fine. If you are worried about I would do the following if you still have time: buy some creatine powder and vitamin B pills. Then drink tons of water the morning of while also taking vitamin B pills and a couple servings of the creatine powder. What this does is dilutes your pee so that the THC can’t be detected while at the same time keep your pee yellow (vitamin B) and the correct weight (creatine) so that they won’t know you diluted it.

  • Derek

    i dont smoke weed often but monday may 3 i had 3 puffs of a joint, and i got a drug test coming up may 11 which is next week will i pass? what should i do any help is greatly appreciated

    • Anonymous

      If youre worried, drink some water and sweat. If youre overweight, drink more water and sweat more. 2 or 3 hits doesnt stay in your system very long.

  • Shes Beautiee Amerrose

    I smoke daily about 3-4 blunts a day. Im taking a urine test on may 10th. I havent smoked since april 30th. If i drink lots of water everyday before the test will i pass it? What other ways do u suggest.

    • Hoover.Crip

      I’m in the same situation mane. I stopped smokin last night & I have a urine test on the 16th of this month. Idk what the fuck to do. Its my first drug test. I smoke like 3-4 blunts maybe every other day basically.

    • Fancy-M

      I got a drug test May 10th (probably) too. hahaha but I havent stoped smoking. Because I had to stop with rehab for a few months for probation. But no, i’m out of rehab and i’m still smoking. But idk if shes gonna drug test…. Hm, well I bought mega clean shit in rehab all the time. and it’s a hit or miss.. You gotta do extra stuff. Like exercise (not the day of or day before the test) take niacin or viatim b 12 too that will help a lot. If it’s a Lab test, you might be fucked boo. but it will be easy if its just a home test..

  • Craig

    I just started smoking about a month/month and a half ago and I’m trying to get this new job.. how long should it take for it to be out of my urine? I only weigh 135 pounds and I only smoke about a bowl a day the days I’m off and when I work I only take a hit or 2 if any. Someone please help me I need this new job so I can get the hell out of the place I’m at now.

    • Craig

      Might as well say a bowl a day

  • Kalininer08

    I stop smoking last thursday and drink water cranberry and etc.. bought the detox mega clean at 7.00am filled up with water drank 15 min later and went to pee like 2-3 times and 4th time took test like at 8:55 finish my physical test and just watting on results what do you guys think

  • Tofer

    I smoked a joint with some friends Saturday night and worked out and drank a lot of water thought the week but had a drug test on Thursday? Am I most likely going to pass or fail?

    • TopKnock

      u better drink a gallon a day and if u can go to a local sauna it helps clear out toxins from ur body; running is also good.

  • Mackenzie

    It really is so stupid, cannabis should not be considered a drug.

  • Kevin James

    Hey i haven’t smoked since April 20th I Drink A lot of water I Piss Every 25 Min It Seems Like I Have A Drug Screen On 9th of May I Was A Very Heavy Smoker 3 To 4 Blunts A Day I’ve Even Been Takin To Caps Of Vinegar 😖 a Day Do u Think I Could Pass I’m About 230 240 I’ve Been Running Sweating Im Just Not Sure What Do U Guys Think

    • TopKnock

      yeah i think u be good since u drink alot of water and workout man

  • Orlando Alvarez

    can one save clean urine in the fridge for let’s say 5-6 days then use that to pass marijuana urine text for pain management?