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 March 11, 2012

Click HereHow To Pass A UA When You Smoke Marijuana

As a person who has been using marijuana illegally for over half of his life, I have had to adopt tricks and techniques to get by in the “real world.” One of the most uncomfortable situations is passing a pre-employment drug screening.

Now, I’m not advocating dishonesty with your employer but a urinalysis unfairly punishes weed smokers while cokeheads and meth addicts get a free pass since those drugs only show up in a urinalysis within 72 hours of use while marijuana can stay in the system for 30 days or more. I don’t smoke before work (usually) and it never affects my ability to perform the functions of my job, but after a long day, nothing sounds better then a big, green bowl.

First off, if you can just stop smoking for thirty days then do it. It’s the simple solution to this situation. However, sometimes you don’t have that much time to prepare so you have to improvise. I have had to take ten to fifteen of these tests over the years with a 100% success rate.

I just got a new job last week and had to give a urine sample for testing. There are too important elements when it comes to effectively passing: obtaining a clean sample and keeping it within temperature. We all have friends that don’t smoke and they are the best sources of clean urine. I’ve heard of people using the fake stuff you can order over the internet or buy at your local head-shops and passing but why pay for the fake stuff when you can get the real thing for free? I just have my buddy fill up a balloon or an unlubricated condom and seal it up. I then drive strait to the facility with the “container” of urine on my dash with the defrost on to help keep the temperature high.


This is where it can get tricky. Since you are just taking a pre-employment screening, they cannot search you, so I “hide” the “container” in my underwear and bring a small pair of nail clippers and hide the clippers in a pocket or my shoe. I then carefully walk in to the facility and register. When they call me to take the test, they usually ask you to remove all items for your pockets but I am sure to keep the nail clippers in my pocket. Once they close the door, I use the clippers to clip a hole in the “container” and fill up the cup. I then empty the remaining “sample” into the toilet and hide the empty “container” in my shoe.

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I don’t like to have to do this and if there was an easier way I would use it. However this is the world we live in and until there is real change, I am forced to play this stupid game.

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About Jay Smoker

I have been smoking marijuana for almost twenty years and I have no plans to stop anytime soon. My life was turned upside down in 2009 after getting arrested and tossed in jail for being in the wrong state with legal medical marijuana. I got fed up, and I now devote all my time to ending this insanity.I am responsible for the technical side of this project, but try to chip in when I can, either with syndicated articles or original content.Follow me on Facebook and Twitter.Feel free to email. any questions or concerns. Peace!
  • weezy

    hi I have a drug test coming up in a week. I was a heavy smoker in the past but within the last few years I’ll
    maybe smoke once or twice a month. I just smoked on Friday and Saturday . and the test will be schedule for sometime in the week of the 16th. I don’t have enough guts to try and bring in someone else’s and I really want this job. what is my best option?

    • pete

      Fake piss

    • Rafael

      It depends how much you’ve smoked, but it can also depend on your weight… I just recommend to drink big amounts of water and stay clean.

  • ogergnam

    hello everyone never took a test before my 420 friends,help help anyone have a clue what to do to pass this drug test,do drinks work,what realy works

  • carrie

    I smoke everyday for about 35 years. My husband does not smoke is there a difference in men & womens urine? Can I use his?

  • itsme

    I have smoked about five times in the past 30 days, I eat b complex and niacin should I be good in 7 dayz

  • oldhead55

    hi.. or should I say High, Sorry, could not resist. I have been an on and off smoker since I was 19 and am coming up on 56. I had a job interview last Friday after losing my job on 12.8.14. I tried to stop completely and did a major full body cleanse,but I have caved in a few times and have taken a single hit here and there. The Friday before I got the call for the interview I broke down completely and smoked a small J with my daughter. ( she’s 32 so no child abuse or anything ) I have not smoked at all for the past 9 days and I don’t even know if I got the job yet. I will find out this Friday if I did get it,I will have to take a drug test. I came online to search for some type of drink to order somewhere,and found this blog. I am curious about this Palo Azul Tea. I see it mentioned several times. Is it really that good ?

  • Sibbs

    I have my first drug test on Friday the thirteenth. As if the drug test itself wasn’t scary enough. Heh.
    I smoked about once or twice a weekend, but I have been clean for approximately 37 days. I’m a bit of a lightweight when it comes to marijuana, so when I smoke, I usually take about 2-3 hits. And I have a small lung capacity. I’m 5’4″ and 140 pounds, female. I don’t work out too often, but I stay pretty hydrated.
    I’m wondering if you thing I can pass this? I was thinking about Cranberry juice. I know there is a lot of controversy but the metabolite for THC is a toxin, and cranberry juice helps flush just that.
    Any help would be appreciated!