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How Long Does Marijuana Stay in Your System? [Infographic]


“How Long Does Marijuana Stay in your System?” is the most frequently asked question that we receive at HomeHealthTesting.com. While there is no definitive answer, we have presented some guidelines.

The data used to create this infographic is gathered from research on drug testing methods and the information presented by drug screen manufacturers. Some resources include Redwood ToxicologyCannabis Drug TestingCalifornia NORML. The information presented is only a guide or estimate since drug testing has many variables that can influence a positive or negative outcome. The only way to really know if you are positive is to test yourself. You can test yourself with a cheap drug test. Buy a THC urine drug test.

How long does THC stay in your system?

The most common drug tests used are urine, saliva and hair. Each test has a different detection time which is important to know. The urine drug test is the most commonly used because it is cheap and has a longer detection time than a saliva test. There are several very important factors that can influence how long THC will be present in your urine:

  • Weight
  • Body Fat
  • Amount Used
  • Frequency of Use

Since these factors will vary greatly for each individual, there are no definitive guidelines to tell you how long you can test positive for THC.

On a Urine Drug Test, THC will appear as a positive within 2-5 hours of use. How long it will still show on a urine drug test is estimated based on frequency of use, but does not take into account the weight and body fat of the marijuana user:

  • One Time User may show positive for 1-6 days
  • Moderate User may show positive for 7-13 days
  • Frequent User may show positive for 15 or more days
  • Heavy User may show positive for 30 or more days
  • Some Heavy Pot Smokers have reported being positive 45-90 days after quitting

On a Saliva Drug Test, THC will test positive within one hour of use, but may only show positive for about 12 hours after last use.

On a Hair Drug Test, THC will show up about 7 days after use and most hair drug tests will test for a 90 day period. However, THC does not always bind to the hair follicle which makes it not always considered an accurate testing method for marijuana use.

The most reliable way to know if you are testing positive for marijuana use is to drug test yourself.

How long does marijuana stay in your system?
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  1. Finally! I’ve been trying to find an answer to this question for ages and nobody could give me anything but vague estimates. Thank you for this! :)

  2. Americans will always give up their freedoms for the illusion of safety – George Carlin
    Drug testing is a joke & a violation of your rights. First off most hard drugs only stay in your system for a couple days even a hardcore crackhead can clean himself up in a few days. Weed is the only drug that stays in the system for a long time so it’s basically a witch hunt against weed. Funny because weed is not only the safest drug it is also prescribed in a lot of cases. It’s offensive that someone who is dealing with something like cancer could lose their job because they are using weed to help combat the symptoms of the disease. That is sickening let these morons who are testing get cancer & see how quick they change their opinions. You should be judged on your performance on the job & if your a good employee why should these corporate assholes have their noses in your business? They are looking at your bodily fluids! Is nothing sacred anymore? Also for those that say well if you don’t smoke weed you have nothing to worry about. Wrong. These companies are paid by the companies who hired them & there are no guidelines to what they can look for if you are on anti depressants or you are diabetic exc…. They can also see that & that can influence their decision on whether they hire you. Today weed tomorrow alcohol next day they’ll test you for eating to much sugar. Sad

  3. drug testing hurts society by causing people to use hard drugs which are gone in 2-3 days after use where marijuana stays longer. This forces people to use the hard drugs. Drug testing makes money by stealing your right to privacy rights and you testify against yourself. (Timothy Leary defense)

  4. I smoked 2 small hits from a small pipe and I’m 4’11 and weigh 139, but i smoked it 3 weeeks ago, will it show up in a urine test?

  5. I havent smoked pot in over a year, if I take 1 hit, whats your guess at how long it will take to be gone…im female, 5’8″ & 200 lbs

  6. I was a heavy smoker everyday for years im 5’11 175 and my piss was clean in30 days and dat was a labratory test for probation

  7. This guy Joey is a true Jack. And if you read his crap you’ll find he’s also a Dick. Thats alot of bullshit to answer a cool chick by saying she’s fat. I will let all bloggers know too you suck dick!

  8. i smoked 3 weeks ago, over the course of two months consumed about 3 to 4 grams max. Not much in my opinion. Im 5 feet tall weigh about 145pounds. i have a drug test tomorrowwill it still show up?

  9. GhettO1stamendment on

    Tough call depends on a lot of factors- metabolism so on, run to the pharmacy grab a THC DIY kit “20-bucks” and you will find out in a couple of min.

  10. I’m 5’8” and weight 130 pounds. I have smoked every day for the past 2 weeks. Will I pass my drug test about 3 weeks from now?

  11. I’m due to start a job with a major transport company in may they do the hair test I last smoked late October early November will it still show up in my hair?

  12. I four hits of a blunt last Friday night and I have a drug test tomorrow morning. I havent smoked in 2yrs. Im 5’4 and 158 lbs. Do you all think I will pass tomorrow or should I just go ahead and start looking for another job?!

  13. Sheridan Taylor on

    I took 4hits of a blunt last Friday evening…I was told today that I have to take a drug test tomorrow morning. I haven’t smoked in 3 years…I’m 5’4 and 156 lbs. Do you all think I will pass or should I just start looking for another job now?? PLEASE RESPOND AND GIVE ME YOUR OPINION… THANK YOU!!

  14. you should be fine if you are worried drink lots of water today not the day of the test (some test will show diluted) and mabe a niacin just to burn off any small fat cells that might have held on … hpe this helps … good luck!

  15. I’m a very active 21 year old male, do frequent weight training 5’9 145lbs, approx 10% body fat. I smoke about a bowl or two every night. What are the estimations of how long it will take to get out of my system? Thanks.

  16. Funny – I’m 200 lbs and 5’10 and I’m FAR from fat you fucking tool….in fact I’m pretty damn hot I hear. So maybe keep your ignorant thoughts and comments like that to yourself. She didn’t ask if you thought she was fat. Grow up.

  17. I just took a oral drug test for kroger.I’m a heavy weed smoker but I wash my mouth out with peroxide and altoid and mouthwash than brush.you think I’ll pass?

  18. I havent smoked pot in 4 months nd I just started smoking pot a week ago nd i just found out i have to take a drug test this week. Im 5’1 nd weigh 120. Will it show up in a urine test?

  19. It’s been 4 weeks since I last smoked, and I’m still testing positive. I’m a 5’6″, 125 pound active female with a fast metabolism and little body fat. I was, however, a heavy smoker, so I’m interested to see if it actually takes 90 days to test clean.

  20. Last Day I smoked was March 19th. I had smOked approximately one joint every day from Feb 14th To March 19th. 5’8″ 200lbs. If in testes tomorrow should I be positive?

  21. I am 17 and about 200 pounds i took about 2hits and barely inhaled and.i took a spit drug test 2 weeks after will i fail?

  22. disqus_pKW3v5o2Os on

    I took two draws of a joint a week ago today, and havnt smoked for over 3 months before this. I’m about 164cms and weigh about 68kgs. I do go to the gym Atleast once a week. Will I be clear to do a medical drug test in a week?

  23. I smoked on the 24 of march it’s now April 10th and I smoked like three times a day but I smoke in groups so would that lower the chances? And what do you think the chances are that I pass a drug test today? I’m 5ft and 125

  24. I hit two puffs off a blunt four days ago. I was clean from pot for 60 days prior to smoking. I have a drug test tomorrow which will make my 5th day since smoking. Will I pass

  25. It really depends on what kind of test you have. If it’s saliva your for sure fine. As for urine I would say you have a pretty good chance of passing, but there are many variables (body weight, metabolism, prior use of cannabis) Since you were clean for awhile 2 puffs probably won’t cause detectable thc levels in your body, just make sure you get your mid stream piss in the cup.

  26. Kingrocker77 on

    I’m a big guy (5,6 and 250 lbs), i’ve been losing weight by weightlifting (dramatically uping my metabolism). While the size of everything has gone down (gutwise n other areas i carry fat), i still have a long way to go. if i were to try it one time,how long do u think it would be in my system?
    Thank You

  27. DavidTheExpert on

    One time? Not very long. Maybe a week at most. You’d probably be good after about 3 days. People who smoke regularly are the ones where it is detectable for longer.

  28. Smoked a gram with my friend Tuesday night. Smoked 4 times that night and once in the morning on Wednesday. I was supposed to take a drug test today (3 days later) but I put it off until sometime next week. I’m going to take it Thursday morning, so that’s 8 days later — according to this I should be fine. To sum it up…

    Smoked very little 8 days prior to test, not for 3 months before that.
    130 pounds – 5’11” (Skin and bones working in my favor for once)

    I’ll post back with the outcome, but what does everyone thing how long?

  29. It’s a good point, but it is already considered unprofessional and will get you fired to work drunk. Same goes for being high. Companies don’t care about the law or your performance reviews. It’s the unpredictability of your actions under the influence. That and it’s the law so its an easy out to fire someone they don’t like.

  30. I took two small hits about a week ago & i ddnt het high… My cheer place might do drug tests which would be about 2 or more weeks after . Im 5’1 & weigh 126 … Would i fail…?

  31. prob not i smoked everyday 10 times a day been clean now 30 days and still failing :( need to pass in 2 days time….looking bad.

  32. Even though you don’t smoke often, that smoking you did do might still be enough to get a positive on a test. You can always try one of those detox drinks, but another suggestion to save yourself some money since those drinks are pretty expensive is to buy some cranberry juice and a bottle of vitamin b-12. (assuming that its a urine test) A couple of hours or so before you plan on taking the test, take a few pills and drink either two liters of cranberry juice or one liter of cranberry juice and one liter of water. The cranberry juice will dilute your system for a few hours, a number of these testing sites would notice that and may make you retake it at a future date, which is where the vitamin b-12 pills come into play, they will put the color back in your urine, so it will appear normal when its in fact diluted. I hope this helps ya.

  33. I’m 5’6 and smoked 2 hits out of a pipe 4 days ago. This is my 2nd time smoking and the first time was 6 months ago. I have a drug test in 4 days will i be ok?

  34. California John on

    California Man here, I had a medical cannabis card that expired December 2012 and I stopped smoking, was under a doctors care for this and replaced the pot with a anxiety pill adivan, and was injured due to a company manufactured tool and had to take a urine test. Well it’s been 5 months and the urine test for marijuana cam back POSITIVE!! I smoked about 1.5oz a month for many years and my doctor said it could stay 6 months to a year because of the amount I used and the quality. Is there any legal recourse that I can take because the Company never gave a pre employment drug screen and the equipment I was using that the Company designed failed causing sever injury to my rib cage. I was terminated today…

  35. Long time smoker cleaned up took an at home test and it was clean. It’s been well over a month since that. I smoked 2 pinch hits 9 days ago and 2 more 5 days ago. I weigh about 185 and I 5’6″. I quit cause I was waitin to get promoted and was told it wasn’t going to happen for awhile now there is a good possibility that it is. Worried that I won’t pass the urine test now!

  36. Kappn Kronix on

    Idk what mac999 was smoking…but I have your build 5’8″ 130. I smoked 5-6 days/week for the past 4 months. I tested negative twice after the 7 & 8 day of abstinence. I’m currently at 3 weeks and army recruiter pre-UDS for MEPS…still clean. Fat burning/high metabolism is key to release THC metabolites out of fat cells, into the bloodstream, and excreted through stools and urine.

  37. KapKappn Kronix on

    Drug tests are not a violation of freedoms bc you voluntarily submit to drug tests. I’m assuming your referring to the 4th amendment which is a contract between the people and the government…not between employee and employer. If you are speaking of the government testing citizens you are partially right…granted the “search and seizure” is unwarranted. In the case of the workforce: most employers have in employee contracts the policy of drug tests and usually a dismissal if there is a refusal to test or a positive result is found. You don’t have to sign the contract, but once signed it is a legal document and they may dismiss you per the contract.

  38. my hubby and I were heavy smokers for about 5 yrs but recently had to quit for random drug testing, We quit maybe 2 1/2 weeks ago and have been taking niacin like its candy to try and get clean fast. We arent sure as to how long it will take for us to get clean which is scary because we could be tested any day now! I weigh 103 and am 5’4″ and my hubby is about 6′ weighing 150 lbs. Do you think we will be clean soon?

  39. Smoked on a Saturday about 4 hits drug test on a wensday, haven’t smoked in 10 yrs will I pass a urine test?

  40. I have something to add to that . My friend is a heavy user and when he has an appointment he will smoke until bedtime . The next morning soon as he wakes he starts drinking coffee then water non stop. He passes the test every time .

  41. You should be okay, but follow advice from others about drinking lots of water, possibly taking that Niacin shit and you’ll be fine. The graph seems to indicate that 1st time users who are of good fitness will be clean in 1-2 days.

  42. thisisbullshit on

    I took a drug test last month and it was 103… took drug test this month and it was 116. how in the hell does that happen? havent smoked in three months…


  44. Will I pass my Silvia test? Only smoked once 20 days ago?!?!?!?!?!?! Place help!!!!!!!!

  45. pokahontis on

    HELLLL YEA! You’ll pass with a breeze. You have nothing at all to worry about!

  46. latinalover. on

    i took 6 hits and have a drug test on mondaay . this is my first time smoking in over 7 months . . will i be okay ??

  47. i vaped about a week ago, and i rarely blaze, i have a test coming up tomorrow and i was wondering, will i pass???

  48. I hit a joint 3 times every 3 months…I hit 3 times 20 days ago,am I clean? Have a random test coming in a few days!

  49. I smoked a skimpy blunt of loud and two small roaches about two weeks ago. I get pee tested in 13 days. I weigh 135, 5″1 and drink lots of water and take two cranberry pills a day. I’m also getting sonnes #7 and its a dip test. Will i be okay?

  50. thatguy1234 on

    I took 4 small hits off a blunt on wed around noon and didn’t hold it long. I had a saliva test today (saturday). Do you think I passed? I also scrubbed the side of my gum until it was raw. drank 3 cups of water the night before and a bottle of water 10 minutes before the test. i also put cling wrap on the side of my gum where the test goes during the test.

  51. I was wonderin i havebeen clean a mth…screwef up took 2 hits today may have to take urine test 2morrow…any chance ill b clean!??

  52. I smoked exactly 2 weeks ago still have to make my appt for test I smoked about 5 grams a week for around 2 months. I’m 5’8 230 lbs not too fat played college football and was a fullback giving you an idea of my body fat. When should I be clean? Please help

  53. i havent smoked in over a year and on accident i took a really small hit i dident hold it in i have a hair follicle in two weeks will i pass

  54. I smoked pot for the first time on may 11 (never before that and never after) and I went for a test today (May 29) so almost after 18 days. I took all the precautions assuming its a urine test but unfortunately they took the hair samples. I weigh 190 p and 5’8 tall. Will the test be negative?

  55. My son smoked almost every day for the last 8 months. Quit 25 days ago, he is 5’11” and weighs about 140lb. What are the chances he will test negative?

  56. I’ve been a heavy smoker for more than 20+ years and I’ve decided to quit so I have a better chance of getting a job as many test now. I quit 3 weeks ago and I’m 5’7 and 150 lbs at age 51…How long, at the most, should I expect it to show up in my system?

  57. I smoked for about 6 days and maybe half a gram to a gram a day I was clean for a month prior, I’m 5’11” and 180lbs, I have a probabtion ua in 24 days and I’m on my second day of being clean should I pass!

  58. Mike I stopped smoking 22 days ago I was a 8th a day smoker maybe a little more.. In those 22 day I smoke twice only a bowel each time I’m 6″5 240 pounds any idea one when I’ll be clean or how to try and clean up in a week??

  59. 6 ft, 220 lbs. Male.

    Until February, 2013 I was a daily user, maybe 1 or 2 hits per day during the week, a couple bowls on the weekends shared with my wife.

    Quit completely from February 10th to May 8th expecting to be tested for job. Passed an initial lab test in early April but continued NOT smoking because I was going for a different job.

    On May 8th & 9th, I had 3 small tokes total (I should not have done that, I know)

    On June 3rd I passed a 50 ng/ml cut-off home test from Wal Mart with a nice solid line. 2nd or 3rd void of the day and I did not drink a lot of water… just my usual coffee in the morning.

    Just got back from my lab test, June 4th. Tested with 3rd void of the day. I drank some water this morning, but not a lot…maybe 16-20oz. I drank about 8 oz of fresh OJ, and my usual coffee. Took a multi-vitamin about an hour before my test to make sure my sample had good yellow color.

    Looking for reassurrance I guess… thoughts?

  60. 1. For two weeks+, run like its your job and drink plenty of water

    2. Days leading up to your test, eat plenty fiber

  61. This past Friday, I was drug tested by my new pain management doctor. It was exactly 13 days after I’d last smoked and it was negative! I smoke maybe once a week, sometimes less — not a heavy smoker at all. I was quite surprised, I thought it took 30 days to get out of your system. It did show positive for amphetamines though because I take Adderall.

    My BF’s job does random drug tests – they just show up at the quarry with a cup and you piss then & there. No warning and no time to do anything as far as masking or fake urine, etc. We are going to Amsterdam in a couple weeks… He’s gonna start a detox deal on the flight home, he said. Hope it works in case he’s tested. He never smokes anymore because of the potential test at work – but we’re going to Amsterdam!

  62. i have a question i ate a brownie because i work at the hemcom event in san jose and im worried because in my other job i am taking a hair test will it show up it was a lil piece and i was around the mary j for 3 days straight will this effect me

  63. Hi im an amateur I ate a g raw I know I was stupid but better than getting caught will it show up in a blood test

  64. I’m 5’11 and 139 pounds. not fat, not active, just lazy. Anyways I got a couple hits off a bong about 12 days ago and it was only like my third time smoking so, would i pass the drug test i have this Thursday?

  65. I’m 5’5 weighing about 280 and I smoked lik 3-4 times. The last time was in early march. Could it still be in my system?

  66. I two small hits from a blunt three days ago and I might be getting drug tested in two days.. I’ve ran a mile and half today and planning to keep doing so until that day and I’ve been drinking a lot of liquids. I’m 5’2 and weigh about 115.. Do you think it’s possible I can pass the test?? Please help me!

  67. Niacin pills help flush it out. Get the non flush kind and drink only water. You’ll be fine. It worked for me. I’m 5’1 130 lbs

  68. No it’s pretty much long gone out of your system. As long as you have been drinking water in the past etc.

  69. I smoke Sunday n got tested today witch is Thursday it’s 4 days I smoke one time every other month I’m 6’1 195 I work out n drink a lot of water n work in d heat so I sweat alot. Could it still b in my system

  70. yes….sorry to say. i found it out the hard way. i’m 6’1 205 and i drink water all day long due to some meds i take which make me extremely thirsty. i smoked maybe 4 times during a month and stopped 21 days prior to a dr visit. it showed in a urine sample.

  71. niacin tabs at any pharmacy or health food store. take two or three daily then maybe five the day before your visit. they will make you shakey so don’t overdo it. good luck. peace.

  72. I smoked twice (only a few hits) with a 4 day period. I was drug tested 17 days later. I haven’t smoked in years before that. I weigh 155 pounds and am approximately 6 feet tall. I excersice daily…opinions?

  73. im 5’2″ and i weigh 118 i smoked 3-4 blumts on my graduation da on may23. do think its out of my system. thats the only time ive smoked

  74. Im 5’7 weigh 198. I only smoke mid and take a couple hits from a bowl every day or so…. I have a drug test whoch would allow me 20 of no smoking……. do you think have time or should I get my friend to pee for me?

  75. I’m 5’2″ and weigh 118lbs. I smoke around 1-2 joints a day for 15 years. Just got called back for an interview and I know I’ll have to take a drug test if I get the job. If I quit now, would it be possible for me to get it out of my system within 2 weeks and what would I need to do/take?

  76. Ta'Hara aka HappyMomma on

    I’m 5’9″ and I weigh 124.6 lbs. I smoke a joint a day sometimes two for around 12 days now. How long do you think it will stay in my system if I quit tomorrow?

  77. Alright so I smoked on may 20-22 prolly about a 4.0 bag slip between 4 ppl. I know that stuff is out of my system because it has been 27days. Now my question is if I smoked yesterday night out of a bong and took about 4 hits and it was from a medical dispencary and I got ripped as hell. How long do you thing it’ll take for it not to show up in a urine test. I am also 5’6″ 185lbs. I start job training tomorrow but I’m not sure when ill get drug tested and why kind of drug test will be givin.

  78. Your probably allowed 50ng/ml in a urine test. I think that test requires that you provide them with 45ml of urine in the sample cup.

    Why dont you get a test kit and see for yourself. Then you will know.

    Good luck.

  79. i smoked 4 days ago and have a urine test tomorrow, im 5’3 and weigh about 110, will i pass?

  80. I’m 6 foot and weigh 195 lbs. I have been a heavy user for 3 years. Have not used in about a month. I am very active, I lift weights medium and heavy 6 days a week and play basketball at least twice a week. I also consume different supplements, protein every day, and sometimes some creatine. About how long should it stay in my system.

  81. I stop smoking for 35 days will I pass a drug-test? I workout but I am heavy guy so what do u think ?

  82. I’m 5’4 and 210 pounds. I smoked on Sunday of last week and have totake a drug test on Monday for my new job. What are the chances of me being clean? I’m not a frequent smoker. I smoked at the beginning of June also but not much.

  83. Anyone know if the application of thc through the skin (lotion) will show up in a drug test? Are they looking for active delta 9? I know that the thc isn’t modified by the liver when applied through the skin so therefore the psychoactive properties of thc don’t happen – it doesn’t get to the brain. So can it be detected and show positive in a UA? I am asked that alot.

  84. I’m 5’7″, weigh 115 lbs, and I have a drug test coming up. I smoked 5 days ago, but I only smoke marijuana once every 2-3 months and only a few hits when I do so I was wondering approximately how long it would take to get out of my system if I don’t drink water regularly?

  85. Ii weigh 145 at 5’7
    was daily light smokerr stop vor bout 15 days then smoked bout .5 g over past 3 days i donate plasma nd drink plenty water nd sweat alot i have a test on Mon morning nd will donate plasma Sunday willi be ok or shall i sure gel?

  86. fyi..Im 5’8″, 259lbs, smoked everyday for 1 yr, after work, and weekends. it took 97 days to pee clean. then after one month took three mondo hits, and it tool seven days to pee clean.

  87. Dayday Septemberz Own on

    im 5’1,i weigh 120 I’ve been smoking since I was 12 years old,i smoked about 2 joints a day,my last joint was about 3 minutes ago but it was very small basiclly it was a roche,my next drug test will be on july 31,my question is how long does weed stay in the system?

  88. I’m 5’5 and weigh 135llbs. I used to be a regular smoker for about a year now but I have been clean for the last 2 weeks. I have a drug test coming soon. Is there anything I can do to clean my system faster? I already drink alot of water and I go to the gym every other day. PLEASE HELP!

  89. your going to test positive unless you Buy Certo (It is used in home canning, like sure-gel) mix one packet with one gallon of water and drink this at least one day before your test. It does work.

  90. Buy Certo (It is used in home canning, like sure-gel) mix one packet with one gallon of water and drink this at least one day before your test. It does work. if you don’t u wont pass and drink lots of water and excrise alot

  91. I smoked every day for the past 3 years or so. I have quite smoking now for 40 days. Moderate exercise doing a little bit each day but not sweating too much so not too strenuous. I am male six foot tall and 200 points so average weight. I have a drug test tomorrow, do I have anything to worry about.

  92. I’m 5’7 weight 143 body fat percentage 22% I work out Monday-Friday smoke once a week an every weekend. I’m definitely a light weight so with 3-4 small hits I’m goooddddd. Last time I smoked was exactly one week ago. Most likely, I wil be getting a drug test within the next 2 weeks or so for a new job question is am I at risk of failing my test???…. Help?!

  93. im 5’9 250 i smoked 4 bowls 15 days ago gotta piss tomorrow been drinkin lots of water since friday will i pass?

  94. I am 5″9 126 I used to do it a lot but then I stopped for a month but then I did it on 4 of July but after that day I have been working out a lot and drinking lots of water do you think I should be good ?

  95. freakingout! on

    If I smoked three or four hits last Thursday and had to take a drug test that next Tuesday will I be ok? I weigh 200 and 5’11.

  96. i hit the blunt once around 8:30am and got a drug test at 4:00pm
    will it show in urine

  97. I took a couple of hits twice on different days .. how long would take to have it out of my system?

  98. i smoked last sunday and it is monday…it been a week…i still dont even know when the test is im thinking about 4-5 more days…i stoped smoking for 7 weeks and recently started again…im 5`8 and 134 am i good…also have been chugging water constantly

  99. I smoke a joint or two with friends once or twice a week. I’m about 150 lbs and 5’7. If I stop smoking(I’m job seeking now) how long will it be until my urine is clean?

  100. Stop taking any job that requires drug testing, unless management is also required to be tested. I will not work for anyone that tests.

  101. If you’re 5′ 10″ and 200 lbs. and people are calling you hot, then you’re either a) a jacked man who hits the gym or b) There is no b.

    Any woman that’s 5′ 8″ and 200 lbs needs to put down the pot and buy some Slim-Fast shakes instead and go raid the treadmill. Sorry to bust up in here with the truth and all.

  102. I’ve been trying to quit smoking while job hunting. I have gotten a job offer pending a drug test using hair analysis. I smoked exactly 49 days ago. I can postpone the test for a while, which would have me taking the test 60-70 days without smoking. What is my chance of passing?

  103. ok so i quit smoking about a week after may and smoked on july 4 and took one rip, than i smoke on the 20 just one rip and then the 27 just one rip again, but before i quit smoking i smoked three years constant of some killer stuff. i weigh 145 lbs and am about 6’2 so im pretty skinny, and am active at work always working outside. what is the time span u think it will be out of my system?

  104. I used to smoke 1-3 bowls a day, I Haven’t smoked for 6 weeks now. I weigh 168 pounds height 5’5 and have been drink n 50.7oz of water a day since and even before i quit. Would I be clean already?

  105. i smoked once about 32 days ago and once 25 days ago totaling a joint at most. im 6’2 235, would i be clean?

  106. I smoked weed about once every 3 weeks. Only a few hits. And last Saturday I smoked a couple grams (maybe) to myself. How long do you think this will be in my system? I have a drug test coming soon and I’m stressing about it.

  107. I stripped my hair with vinegar, acne wash and detergent only to get to the clinic and find out it was only a urine test… LOL

  108. probably about 30 days. I would get a synthetic urine kit if I was you. if it’s a hair test, try the MacCuj0 method (vinegar, clean and clear acne wash and tide detergent.) you got nothing to lose by trying the method as a hair test will detect 90 days. good luck.

  109. hard to say. 90 days is usually the window. if you can put it off for a few more weeks, do it. if not then I would say you got about a 40% chance of passing

  110. then enjoy that 7-eleven job dude. if you have no aspirations to move up in life, that’s where you belong.

  111. actually, working out RELEASES old cannabinols into your system. try not to work out or do too much strenuous activity as THC is stored in your fat cells. And when you burn fat, the THC is re-released into your blood. DO NOT EXERCISE!

  112. exercise is keeping the THC in your system longer. and creatine acts as a masking agent. Automatic fail at the lab. I know because I tried the creatine thing years ago and the lady that called me from the lab said there were abundant traces of creatine in my urine and that my test would be counted as dirty.

  113. its been 15 days since i last smoked..im due for a drug test tomorrow.its a urine test.will i pass? im not a heavy smoker.


  115. You don’t know what you’re talking about dude. Stop replying to everyone with your bullshit. I’ll leave it at that. and you strip your hair with harsh chemicals and shit when you could’ve just cut it to less than an inch? You’re a moron.

  116. i smoked one puff of weed about 2days ag.o.. how long will that take to clear my system.. drug test tomm or day after

  117. Drink gallons of water. Run or workout untill fatigued. Try drinking vinegar. Drink lots of cranberry juice. Try detox tea. Try those detox drinks at gmc

  118. i smoked about twice a week for 4 months and stopped for 3 weeks and slipped up and smoked 2 weeks ago, only took about 5 hits. and have a drug test tomorrow. what are my chances?

  119. i did the same thing. took a couple of hits, got injured at work the next day, piss tested 2 days later (it was the weekend, otherwise it would’ve been that night), and i passed. I also drank tons & tons of water for that 48 hr period before my test. you should be fine.

  120. Stop giving out bad info, half the crap you have responded to on here is wrong. If you don’t know or are pulling the answer out of your ass, keep it to yourself don’t miss guide people cause you “think” you know the answer

  121. i smoked 3 joints one night with a couple friends i weigh 150 5’9″ about how long would it take to get it out of my system?

  122. I am 5’2″, 110lbs, female, fast metabolism….I was a pretty heavy smoker, I haven’t smoked in 24 days, took 1 hit 10 days in….I have a urine test in a week…think I’ll be good?

  123. I smoked about 2 weeks ago 120 5’4″ am I clean?? I will get a drug test but I wanna know before I try the test otherwise just a waste of money… Im going into the army and have to take a drug test urine… help??

  124. So I’m about 180 lbs and on house arrest. I go for testing every month. My last test was 7 days ago and sometimes they call me in precisely 30 days from last test sometimes a few days longed. I haven’t smoked anything but fake weed in the last two months And I slipped up a 4 days ago with the real thing. It was just 2 hits and at that boo boo dirt weed. I plan on using laxatives and diuretics until the test. I’ve read in more than one place not to even bother with pectin but I still plan on using it the night before and going to my drug test as late as possible that way I can drink a ton of water and piss as many times as possible. Can I get some honest opinions from someone well educated about this topic or someone that has been in the system like myself and had some success with there drug testing?

  125. Perplexed Guest on

    Looking for info on this myself just for general background, but my reaction to people wondering if they’ll pass tomorrow, next week, etc, is WTF? Do you not know you can buy a home test at any drug store, walmart, etc,. right off the shelf for about $12 or less and get instant results????

  126. Drink lots of water and drink a couple shots of Vinegar then chase it with lots of water, you’ll be fine. Just don’t listen to this Chuck the guy is a moron…

  127. You fucking moron….Learn some facts before you spew your ignorance….DON”T LISTEN TO THIS PERSON GUYS……

  128. i just keep my head shaved, gray hair anyway so what the hell not that i ever get tested. own my own business not gonna test myself now am i.. lol

  129. man i make $35 an hour at my last job (i quit lol) i don’t worry about it what are they gonna do? spank me or take away my birthday?

  130. yup but i’m a VERY well off douche that hires people that smoke so bite me ya douche lol
    you should be hoping for MORE employers like ME ya dumbass

  131. you go ahead and work for the assholes that test for no reason and enjoy yourself , what are you? cop? FBI? ATF? get the hell off the page narc

  132. i have a test in 5 days. the last time i smoked pot was about 45 days ago. in the beginning of july and end of june i smoked 3 times. im 6-1 240. i work in a foundry- a physical good. what are my chances of passing. before june i hadn’t smoked for over 5 years

  133. Orange County Movers on

    What about fingernail tests? My buddy had to get a fingernail test by a state agency and they said it could detect marijuana or other intoxicants for up to one year. Any truth to that?

  134. I a 5 5 and wt about 300lbs…I am lazy…the last time I smoked was about 60 days ago…should I be worried..I do drink lots of water and love pickle juice…

  135. Telling people to not work for companies that test is unrealistic. So either get off your HIGH horse or hire all of us pot heads who are just looking for some advice.

  136. you have extremely lean body weight with little fat.You could be and should be clean within 10 days

  137. You are on the cusp.I woult a test strip to be certain and test yourself.You can always go to the hospital with “stomach pain”,the day of test and reschedule which would insure cleanliness.

  138. get someone elses urine and put it in a unlubrricated condom under your testicles for body temp.Tie off the top and put through pants hole,under testicles,for temperature.If you are being observed closely it is tricky,but otherwise very effective if you know someone with clean urine..

  139. as I tell everyone,if you have a friend willing to piss for you on a bottle,an unlubricated thin condom,kept in your pants under the underwear so it will not fall out and is against the skin for temperature is my proven method.If someone is watching like a hawk,it is tough.but I have even pulled that off.


  141. doubtful because of your weight unless it was low grade.low% thc.I am about same size and lift every day,but it still clings to fats cells within our bodies..iT Takes me almost 4 months,but I am an habitual chronic user.For you it will be close call.

  142. THC is in your hair root and can be troublesome.If you only were a light user and smoked a joint 60-70 days ago,there would probably not be enough detected to fai;l.I worked at a Place that did hair analysis and there is an acceptable trace amount.

  143. I had to do a urine test on the 6th for my new job. The last time I smoked was a bit more than a month ago and it was just a few hits. I’m a very occasional user. I’m 5’8″ and weigh about 280, am i good?

  144. I don’t smoke a lot. Ive probably smoked about 4 times the past month but I smoked about two grams with four other friends about two weeks ago. Ive been sober for 11 days and I am 5’7 and weigh 140. I also exercise a lot. How long would it take to be clear of the thc?

  145. I used to smoke a quarter ounce a week for ten years. I stopped five months ago. But after four months, I still tested positive. I am 75lbs overweight. I was 160lbs overweight but I lost weight. How much longer do I have to wait to get a clean urine test?

  146. Used to smoke multiple times every day (3+) for five or six months, quit smoking nine days ago. I’m about 5’4 and weigh 130lbs. Got in trouble with the law at like 2 in the morning on the first and would rather not pop positive when they test me after court, also planning on getting a job as soon as I can pass a urine test, any estimates on how long it would stay in my system and any tips to help flush?

  147. i smoked twice every day over the summer but stopped two weeks ago. i have a piss test in two weeks. am i good?

  148. So I have a drug test on the 28th of this month, and I haven’t smoked since August 28th. I was a pretty heavy smoker: 3+ blunts a day. I’m around 5’7″ or 5’8″ and I weigh 113. Y’all and thin. I live in the south so I am constantly sweating, but I’m still very worried about my drug test. About how long would it take for my body to be clean?

  149. 5’5″ 110 male with a high metabolism and smoked around 5 times a week for the 9 week summer vacation. Before that around 1 to 2 times a week for the past year. Smoked twice a week for 2 weeks after summer and now havent smoked for exactly 2 weeks. Have a drug test in about a week for a job, will i be ok?

  150. 5’5″ 110 male with a high metabolism and smoked around 5 times a week for the 9 week summer vacation. Before that around 1 to 2 times a week for the past year. Smoked twice a week for 2 weeks after summer and now havent smoked for exactly 2 weeks. Have a drug test in about a week for a job, will i be ok?

  151. OK so I smoked 2 weeks ago. I smoked a few hits here and there for like 3 days. Before that 30 days, I smoked 2 hits. So not even a moderate user I don’t think. I have a drug test tomorrow what is the likeliness that I’m clean. I exercise regularly. ….

  152. I Smoke everyday two or three time and I am 6 feet 300 lbs. I can pass any urine test within an hour. Drink a half to three quarter gallons of water within 20 minutes and pee twice before the drug screen and mid stream into the cup and nothing ever shows up.

  153. I smoked regularly (everyday) how long is marijuana stay on my blood/hair/urine? How can i clean up myself easily?iam applying for job and really afraid about the medical results pls help thanks

  154. I smoked about 3-5 times a week for about two months this summer. I stopped smoking on August 5th. If I smoke again, how long will it take to get out of my system. (Applying for jobs in hospitals/nursing homes) I’ve recently started working out again. About 5’9″ 145 lbs with a high metabolism. I’ve always drank a lot of water.

  155. Im going to apply for a job and i havent smoked in a month and and before that I was a moderate smoker like once or twice a week am I clean

  156. Okay I been smoking everyday at least 3blunts a day sometimes two blunts. I been smoking for about 6 months & I been applying to jobs and going to interviews and nervous about any drug test, what do I do? Need to get clean!

  157. I never smoke but like 3 weeks ago I took like 5 hits of a joint, then 2 weeks ago I took 3 hits off a joint, then last weekend I took 1 hit. How long till I’m clean. 5’12 160 lbs

  158. I smoked about 2 weeks ago now I am 6-2 230. I don’t smoke often . I smoke 1 time in the week fro 2 weeks straight . so a total of two joints in two week. I have job interview coming up and I know they probably going to drug test me after I fill out the paper work.i started cleaning my system out like a days ago . will the marijuana still be in my system.

  159. right now its only Washington and Colorado that have completely legalized marijuana, and a bunch others that are medical marijuana states but you need to acquire a medical marijuana license

  160. i smoked wednesday 4 snaps, thursday 4 hits out of a bubbler, and one hit on saturday. i have drug test wednesday of next week. how long till its out of my system if i drinka ton of water and sit in the sauna.

  161. so i have a urine test at a Lab this wednesday the 25th and i smoked last wednesday the 18th, so i smoke about a half gram in 5 days, and prior to that i didn’t smoke weed for about 2 months. I took 2 home drug test (first choice brand) they were both done first thing when i got up in the morning and i passed both of them. i am 5’11 235, average metabolism, do i have anything to worry about myself passing the urine drug test in 2 more days? please help, i’m freaking out.


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  163. i have been smoking for years but i have been clean for 5 weeks now and i am having a urine test next week. will i pass? im 5’8, 168 pounds, average metabolism. jog 3 times a week for 35 to 45 mins. Please help

  164. stonerneedinghelp on

    I smoked abouta quarter gram last weekend after quitting over two months ago. before I quit I smoked about 3-5 bowls a day. I have atest tomorrow on Friday so it will have been five days since I’ve last smoked. I’ve been pushing water. 6’3″ and 140 pounds with nearly no body fat. will I pass?

  165. probably smoked a ton of pot in my days literally…got in trouble in highschool quit for a month and ate all healthy foods and water everyday and was still dirty for almost 3 to 4 months..about 5 and a half foot tall back then i was probably 130ish and active as hell…nowdays i take a few tokes and its out easily in days to a week..its all about the frequency in your tokes and how active you are..if you got some worries about gettin pissed just take a toke here and there and relax

  166. if not drink water till you feel like your dying while extremely exercising and go to the local head shop and get a detox…forgot the name of the right one but it works..oh yea and dont eat except like an apple a day..did that for 4 days and passed a pisser..was smokin everyday before that

  167. Richard Mccannell on

    we need an impairment test.this is BS and drug testing is nothing but a witch hunt for weed..say what it is..

  168. Johnny-3-fingers on

    Depends on your body if it detoxis good on its own if you know any thing about ginger tea drink that and it will sweat it out well at least it will help iv done this my self when I was on felony probation and I never failed a U.A. no lie

  169. HELP!! I have smoked everyday for the past 4 years- 5’8″ 150lbs…I quit smoking 5 days ago–except i hit a bong of loud today..whoops..anyway i have a drug screen coming soon..How long should it take to clean my system? Somebody with like professional knowledge please reply I need all advice! Thanks..Happy smoking!

  170. ok I hit the blunt twice two weeks ago I lit it then hit it after a year of not smoking….. now I’m trying to get a job where thay pull hair I don’t know when I will be taken the test but….. I’m I good or fucked

  171. i made five grams last me two weeks and smoked atleast a joint a day both weeks im 180 pounds about that maybe 160 or 170 i was just wondering how long will this plant stay in my system

  172. It’s different for everyone. I passed a piss test 4 days after quitting smoking. I smoked multiple times a day every day for years prior. I just drank a bunch of water, and I weighed 200lbs and don’t have much body fat.

    Question: Does anyone know how long my hair will continue to grow with positive marijuana results, after peeing clean?

  173. I just smoked a few puffs of marijuana yesterday and did a saliva test today. Will it come back positive

  174. If you haven’t smoked in a year and took a few drags the day before a saliva test, would it test positive?

  175. From the UK, I been waiting for a job to call, on Tuesday I had 2 small hits of a tiny spliff. Yesterday (Friday) I got the call to go and get a drug test on Monday, drinking water, drinking cranberry juice, trying to sweat it out of me, will I be ok?

  176. i smoked 4 joints last monday and i have a drug test in 2 weeks will it be out of my urine by then to pass my drug test

  177. the last time I smoked was there to four weeks ago but I also had a couple shots with it . Im not ah frequent smoker just a occasional thing , I took a drug test this past Thursday and I was wondering if you guy think I pasted it

  178. Just stop, It’s not addicting then when you get your job take a hit once in a while. Don’t worry be happy

  179. I’ve been off weed 1 month and considered having one mild joint. Will I again test positive for 30days +

  180. If you are worried about being tested, why not give up that “mild” joint and have some great sex instead?

  181. I am a very heavy pot smoker (2-4 times a day) of high potency. I am a male,165 lbs. And work out 6 days a week 2 hrs a day. My body fat is very low 10%. I have stopped smoking 45 days now. Just did a at home urine test and still came up positive for thc. How much longer should I wait?

  182. Don’t do drugs and then you won’t have to worry about testing positive. Do something productive with the time you waste smoking this crap – maybe help someone in need. This stuff will ruin your life!!!

  183. You need more than advice, dude. You need rehab!!! I hope you fail(ed) the test – you don’t deserve the job if it requires a drug-free employee!!!!

  184. Perhaps your vocabulary is deficient, and I am willing to make accommodations for that, but only bullies go around calling people names.

  185. If you really want to know, my sister died in April because she STARTED with this stuff!!! My parents got divorced after my dad started smoking it, causing him to be involved in risky behavior. So yeah, it ruins lives!!!!!

  186. Sorry, I can’t take back what I said. If you have to smoke pot 2-4 times a day “of high potency”, then you are definitely a loser in my opinion!

  187. Who are you to decide what is too much? Do you live inside this person’s body or brain?
    So, just call me loser, dude. And your opinion might count, if you were able to communicate it without calling people names and if you were able to cite reasons backing it. I can deal with reason, but I can’t deal with 3rd grade name calling.

  188. Dominique James on

    weed kills people?? Never in my 22 years of living has someone died of weed, it grows from the ground… Cigarette and Liquor kills people.. and F.Y.I cannabis is use for medical purpose to help cure people, for instances people with anxiety problem.

  189. It is not the drug that is to blame, you know that. Drugs are just chemicals, neither good nor bad.

  190. I use to smoke pot for the fun high. After I abused it everyday and got couchlock…….I got a longgggg lecture on using medicinal plants for fun. Cannabis is a medical plant that kicks of a high which people like. But if you don’t have the need for medicinal drugs why use it?? I mean if you found out a specific hypertension drug gives you a stone feeling, would you tamper with it just for the high? Not realizing it’s going to break something that don’t need fixiing in your body?? I learn my lesson and I respect that stuff.

  191. The high potency stuff can stay in your system from 90 days or up to 180 days. I was also a high potency smoker everyday. That stuff is unpredictable as to how it “seeps” out of your system. Just when you think you’re good…..wrong! It’s crazy how this plant can cause so much havoc in the body when misuse.

  192. Mario I feel your pain and I would also feel hatred towards something that ruined my family. Don’t be judgmental towards others who are quitting and seeking advice. I would rather you share a kind word to help others who realize cannabis is dangerous when misuse.

  193. efjfdjddfeggfv43 on

    wow thanks for making me lose all hope lol. I’m your EXACT body type and was hoping it would be out within 30 days. Let me know when you pass haha

  194. My husband had to quit smoking and it is ruining my marriage. I don’t like smoking but my husband is bipolar and it really calmed his anxiety and manic episodes now that he can’t it’s hard to manage him and man made perscription pills don’t help at all.

  195. justanotherpothead on

    marlo your a faggot done go on a weed blog and diss every stoner asking about something going on in there life .. fucking prick your sister probably killed herself because of you.

  196. efjfdjddfeggfv43 on

    then you’re f*cked. It takes about 30 days on average to get out of your system if you’re smoking once a week. Every time you smoke you start the waiting process all over again. I don’t think I could ever get a job that gives random drugs tests so I respect your self control

  197. efjfdjddfeggfv43 on

    If you’re already clean as of right now I’d estimate that after you smoke that joint and then stop again you’d have to wait about 2 weeks before you’re clean again.

  198. Dear John, you sound like a prohibitionist comment troll. But it doesn’t have to be that way, honest. Your conservative friends may not accept you for who you are, but cannabis lovers will. Come into the light, John, there are rational people here in the light.

  199. Your sister was a piece of shit anyway. You should do the same thing, would make the world a much better place without anyone from your family in it.

  200. Mario here’s the deal pot isn’t a gateway did your sister ever have a shot of booze? Did she ever smoke cigarettes? Use any painkillers for any reason? Hell did she drink coffee? These are all addictive they all start a chain reaction.blaming pot is wrong and misconcieved because of YOUR SISTERS choices. I smoke pot I have 1 5yrs of ulcers I have been on . Different medications to no avail. It calms down my stomach and seriously helps.

  201. Thats not true, it’s possible to pass a drug test without 3 days. But if you only have two days off I would not smoke. Try to make sure you have atleast 7-10days period where you KNOW you wont be tested after each use.

  202. Saying your sister died because she started with cannabis is a poor excuse. I’m sorry for your loss but saying it was caused by cannabis is ridiculous. There was something in her life that caused her to use harder drugs.
    I have had friends die from overdoses of math and xanax combined, one shot himself when he was on xanax. They all smoked cannabis but it was not the reason they went on to these other drugs.
    Personally I have smoked cannabis heavily since I was 14;, i am now 35, I have a great job and am a productive member of society. My friends have freaking PhD s and masters degrees and they smoke daily. So your little rant about it ruining lives is ridiculous. The only thing that ruins lives of cannabis users are the laws based on lies and ridiculous drug testing (because of insurance companies).
    Science proves your comments are blatantly false or the result of government propaganda, or you’re just ignorant. I suggest you get educated about cannabis before you come back and comment further.

  203. people smoke marijuana and live productive lives so stop acting like they dont tired of hearing idiots like you saying stupid shit

  204. karma should never talk about someones dead family know matter how stupid there statements are

  205. Just wanted to mention that the “gateway” theory about drugs, any drugs, has been basically debunked. There is no chain reaction of other drugs or substances that causes addiction. When a potential addict’s brain is introduced to a certain drug, the addiction is formed. Do we know which drug will affect which person this way? No, not yet.

  206. You really never know who you are talking to. Sometimes people pop up and say something inflammatory and then leave. Sometimes people pretend to be someone else for… other purposes. It can be hard to figure out. :)

  207. Do u even know what the vuck are you talking about?Are you sure your dad and sister didn’t start smoking crack ? I would like to see a written letter of a Doc, that the cause for your sisters death was the use of pot. And then, I will stop smoking pot, like everyone else here. But trust me, you will never be able to provide this letter, because you are full of bullcrap

  208. Okay, I’m not talking to you. I followed your link to an MMJ map, but how come New Mexico is not shown as an MMJ state? Man, how out of date is this info?

  209. I really love this graphic, but don’t you think it’s a little off-center? Or is it supposed to be? It’s a nice, calming (but vibrant) blue.

  210. i am an elite athlete. Smoked this weekend but smoked often in the summer. i am getting tested soon. how long will it take to leave my system? (4-5 puffs) but this summer smoked nearly every night. very healthy and fit with a low body fat. let me know thanks!!

  211. Due to a sickness, doc took blood to test for any infection, blood sugar and all. As I’m a regular smoker, will show any trace of THC?

  212. Last time i smoked was almost a month ago, and before that i was an on/off smoker. Maybe some weeks i would smoke every night but most times not at all. I have a test on tuesday(3 days). This should be fine, right? I would say that in the weeks prior to my last one i smoked maybe 8-12 times

  213. I smoke in spurts. I will buy a bag then smoke all day until its done then go weeks in between bags. I just finished a bag. Now I just found out I have to take a drug test to get a job. How can I get it out of my system faster or trick the drug test?

  214. I smoke in spurts. I will buy a bag then smoke all day until its done then go weeks in between bags. I just finished a bag. Now I just found out I have to take a drug test to get a job. How can I get it out of my system faster or trick the drug test?

  215. yes, agreed, this dude is totally full of bullshit…hes probably one of those “marijuana leads to heroin use” preachers…

  216. The tests the doctor conducted aren’t looking for THC. Plus, even if THC does show up, there are privacy laws in place that prevent the doctor from disclosing that information to other parties. I wouldn’t worry about it.

  217. I smoked weed probably once in the past two-three years, but I just smoked today and I have a saliva drug test tuesday. I only took two hits of a one hitter, and im 100 pounds!

  218. Facts not hearsay. on

    Three points to consider.
    1. It is true most intravenous drug users or crack users started began with marijuana, but its also true most marijuana users DO NOT progress to more potent drugs.
    2. After I broke my hip medical marijuana was a excellent anti-inflammatory and much less harmful pain killer than Vicodin.
    3. As with any mood altering substance including alcohol, nicotine and caffeine personal, responsibility for consequences is on the user.

  219. (About a friend) What if a “heavy pot smoker” about 200 pounds stopped for roughly 3 months and then smoked about an eighth of weed over the course of a few days. After that they stop, hoe many days or weeks possibly would a standard urine test, test positive?

  220. I haven’t smoked in over 2 months I smoked last Monday and have a drug test tomorrow is it still in my system

  221. Nobody cares what you have to say, because your opinion has not a shred of evidence backing it up. You’re either trolling or just really stupid. I’ve smoked for years, have a successful career in broadcast engineering. Probably more than you can say.

  222. I’ve smoked only twice in the past month, it’s probably been 3 weeks since I’ve last smoked… Im tall and slim for my size, will it show up on a urine drug test?

  223. Hello I wasn’t a regular smoker of the stuff and I’m about 63 days clean of the stuff and I was just wondering will I be clean for my drugs test in 7 days, I’ve learnt my lesson & I was curious and quite worried on if it will show up

  224. That is a rotten thing to say about anyone and their family. Do unto others as you would want them to do to you.
    It’s people like you that give marijuana a bad name.

  225. Finally someone making sense. How you are influenced by marijuana is totally and 100% dependent on the individual. As you said, with any substance that alerts the mind, the outcome is determined by the mind of the person ingesting it. Everyone is going to have a unique experience so it isn’t worthwhile to try and tell someone they are wrong or right for using it. In the end everyone can choose what they wish to put in their body, end of story.

  226. Hello there!
    This is a tricky one. I have smoked somewhat regularly (once or twice a day skipping a day here and there) for about 4 years. I MIGHT have a drug test coming up in about 2.5 weeks. I would have possibly had one on Dec. 1st of this year so I had quit completely for 3.5 weeks in November. When I found out I was not getting tested I smoked for 4 days then quit again for the possibility of another job. I am about 6’0 and 165 lbs. I workout every other day and get in a steam room 2-3 times a day as well. I drink a lot of green tea, juice and water as it is but have upped my was intake a bit in preparation. I have a home test just to know for my own sake but I wanted to get a coupe other opinions.
    Mind you, I am not looking for a lecture. I realize full well that weed is illegal and I know of the consequences so please if you have anything to offer other than advice please keep it to yourself.

  227. Hey there. I used about everydy for 3 years and it took me about 2-3 months to get clean..I tried everything in the book…parents home tested me even though I was 22..I had to quit. And I’m a tall skinny gal.. it took so long.

  228. I love the people commenting their body weight and their usage like anyone would be able to tell you if you will be clean or not. The only way to know is to test yourself. For one we don’t know what your smoking, it could have an extremely low THC content, or be really high. Either don’t smoke, test yourself, or learn how to use the dilution method.

  229. I have a question about Obama care. Will all of the recipients of social security be required to be weed tested? Even if they are on disability and not able to work?

  230. the saliva test dont work im pretty sure XD its just a way to make companies feel like they test but in the cheapest way possible

  231. no because weed is not a drug and shouldnt be treated as such, should they be testing for ciggarettes too ,alcohol? this is the land of the free not the land of misinformed overreaching govt.

  232. dont learn your lesson!! the only lesson to learn is that we are treated as second class citizens in this wholly unamerican prohibition, pull your heads out of your assses kiddies

  233. move to a state that isnt ass backwards.dont smoke fake shiiittt he will be in even a worse boat

  234. haha oohhhkkkaaayyy well for one its a fuckign plant hah, this is fucking america, its called freedom somethign you tarded sheep obviously have no concept of, god help us all

  235. but naw we need super vicodin XD the amount of propaganda still getting through to people does not surprise me

  236. For the last 30 minutes, you have posted inane and juvenile comments on this website, adding nothing relevant to any discussion you have entered. But this comment, here, does not only promote infanticide, it is idiotic and doesn’t even apply to the post you’re allegedly responding to.

    Although I find it curious that you would name your avatar after someone in academia, the content of your posts has convinced me that my curiosity is really a moot point. Therefore, short-timer, I name you Troll of the Day, and await your titillating response(s).

    Come, Mr. Waite, play with me… Or are you afraid of a little intellectual exercise?

  237. The Prime Minister of Canada called… They don’t want you there.
    Ever think about Somalia?

  238. Are you perhaps typing in Russian? Or is English your second language?
    Wait, I know, you’re from Twitter, ain’t ya? You don’t know how to think in complete sentences.

  239. Just to let you know, there is a key on your keyboard called a Shift key. You use it to capitalize words, for instance, at the beginning of a sentence. I’d also like to acquaint you with a popular fad sweeping the nation… It’s called punctuation.

  240. Another gem of a comment. How do you come up with all these witty remarks? It must take you all day…

  241. Since Social Security is a federal program, are medical marijuana users in danger of losing benefits? As far as I can tell, that question hasn’t come up yet. And I’ve never heard of a social security participant having to take a drug test to obtain (or retain) benefits.

    Although the policies on the Obamacare exchanges don’t apply to Medicare or Medicaid participants, I guess there might be a question as to any further rules within the law that may affect those populations. But since one of the requirements of the ACA is for insurance carriers to provide mental health benefits, and since addiction should be treated as a mental health condition, I can’t see why there would be rules about drug testing.

    However, if you are part of a pain management program as a disabled person or senior, then drug testing is necessary (with or without Obamacare).

  242. We have a random saliva test where I work and there have been people test positive at around the 50+ hour mark.

  243. nothing, i mean nothing, cleanses and all , i think really work, abstinence is the only way. give it three months to be sure

  244. Food for thought. Chronic Pain sufferer. Rated 140% through Dept of VA. Former Marine and Field Intel Officer for decades. 2 Neck fusions and 7 crushed Vertebra L thru S. Shot 7 different times with 24 rounds taken from body. This is what I found. Drug test #1 smoked daily twice a day for 6 months and was able to go from 360mg Morphine daily down to 30 to 60mgs with Cannabis. Hated the Meds…walking zombie! I found within 15 to 20 days my THC along with CBD’s built up enough for the values of CBD’s to not only work on the pain but the Neuropathy! Meaning inflammation down a great deal. At the time 6′ 290lbs with15% body fat. Yes, I workout because helps with PTSD but look forward to Cannabis time1 usually 6pm. Drug test #1 went back on Meds and came off of Cannabis for 20 days. Test Negative. I knew I would be tested again in four months. Decided to lose weight to stave off Knee and Hip replacement (over 1000 jumps). Smoked 3 straight months changing the types of weed. 6pm smoke was high in CBD’s (roughly 3.5%) and 9pm High in THC (Afgan Kush or OG Kush). Test day #2 down to 240lbs with about 12% body fat. 28 days clean and worked out very hard because Walmart tests were giving me a Positive. Tested Positive! I believe that several things go into whether a person tests positive or Negative. In the past it’s always been Consumption amount, weight and body fat. There is much more to Cannabis testing then the aforementioned. I believe that what you choose to smoke, diet, and other things that you ingest. Cannabis binds with a lot of other factors and drugs. Rule # 1 don’t take any Gamma one’s..Omeprazole to name one. That’s OTC Prilosec (heartburn, anti-acids) because that is the only group of drugs proven that will give a wrong Positive. Not only will you get a positive test but your natural EnndoCannabiniods binds with these drugs which will cause you to test positive for months. I know there are a number of other things that could be eaten and taken that will bind with the Cannabis to keep your levels high. Before you go running to the place that you tested positive saying you were on Prolosec they can take the remainder of your Urine and isolate the Omeprazole to see if you were telling the truth! What I found is that honesty is the best choice! If you smoke Cannabis recreationally that’s on YOU. If you have an illness and they (doctors) don’t understand Fuckem! Me, I get tested again in 3 days but frankly I’m tired of all the Bullshit. My Doc is testing me for Kidney problems from all the stuff they prescribed me over the years. So if they want to take my meds away…take them because I have Cannabis and thanks to Rick Simpson (RSO) I now use RSO. I’m close to 50 and I never smoked weed until I did my own research and formed my own opinion which was about 4 years ago. Cannabis is a God given drug that should be treated like everything else. Don’t abuse it…Use it if you need it!

  245. I wasn’t planning on going to Canada, so you don’t have to worry.

    Of course, if there was better bud grown in Canada than in the U.S., I might reconsider, but I don’t ever see that happening.

  246. Can one session of a blunt of dro, and a few bowls (even tho I don’t smoke weed) classify me as a one time user or another?

  247. I totally agree. I am a RN and have neuropathy and a blown disc in my back among other illnesses. I wish I could smoke but I’m so afraid to lose my license which is my livelihood. :(

  248. Of course the bud is better here. We have some of the best land and educated growers in the world. BC BUD says it all. We have the same strains of kush they have anywhere else in the world. Ours is just better grown

  249. From Wikipedia:

    “For outdoor cultivation, growers choose areas that receive twelve hours or more of sunlight a day. In the Northern Hemisphere, growers typically plant seeds in late May or early June to provide plants a full four months of growth. Harvest is usually between mid-September and early October. In North America, northern locations are preferred (North Coast of California and British Columbia being particularly notable), but southern locations (such as Maui, Hawaii) are also known to be good producers.”

    British Columbia has boasting rights, but “better grown”? I dunno… Maybe it depends on what strain you most prefer as to where you think the best bud is found.

  250. I smoked afew puffs in March past year and a half a joint mixed with a cigarette.. and in and in the beginning of December I smoked a few puffs.. the Quater a joint and a few more puffs.. .. I have a test in March.. will I be clean and if so.. can I smoke another joint and if I do will I be clean please tell me

  251. Been smoking 30 years. In the past 5 weeks only smoked Dec 21 n 22. Offered a job with a urine test. What is best way to pass. Have stopped smoking.

  252. I think weed should be 100% legal in all states..they sell beer an you hear about all these accidents about Drinkin an driving an killing innocent lives.. but nothing about somebody being to high an killin a family!!

  253. I smoked this past Saturday night (2 days ago) and may have to take a drug test this week! At random so I don’t know! I tested myself at home with an at home drug test and it came back negative! I have used these at home drug tests before and passed so I know they work!! I am not a heavy smoker I maybe smoke 1 or 2 times a week if that! So get the at home drug tests and don’t smoke that much I guess is the key to passing!

  254. nolife4mewithoutthc on

    I saw some type of a test at a dollar per item store. I work were they test for drugs. Most companies that use the testing that we provide don’t want to pay more then they need to. So they screen for very little in fact the lady that takes the tests told me if they pass the first test in her office they just throw the test away . So for a dollar you may be able to find out if you will pass the initial testing. Then you probably want have anything to worry about.
    If you are getting a hair or saliva test good luck. To my knowledge we don’t do those types of tests in the office were I work they would need to go to the lab.
    Do what you do, just don’t do what you do in a dumb or lazy way. Know yourself know what you can handle and stick to it. Avoid talking about drugs at work. That helps to make sure you are not the next random person who gets tested. Don’t go out in your area protesting drug reform or smoke a joint at your state capital. If you need the weed. Don’t be dumb. Intake it in a safe place. Not all, but most people that get busted for the use of weed do so by telling others that they partake, or they partake in a way that is to get something else out of it. In my state we legalized. But the federal parks are not state ran so if you get to in touch with nature. The feds may get in touch with you.
    I know I am a poor writer. I’ve had learning problems since berth. So if you need to mess with me for trying to say what I wanted to say. Then I think you have worse problems then I could ever have.

  255. You’re so straight to smoke. From experience, once you are clean, you should pass after 4-6 days if you have one smoking session (about .5 to a g) I wouldn’t risk it for about 30 days before your test though.

  256. Donald Sterling on

    I have only smoked weed 2 times… first time was 2 years ago, last time was 2013 new years day, so essentially all my events have been years apart and i have smoked since the start of 2013.

    My 3rd time will be for my senior trip… we getting effed up. How long would it stay ? my concern is the hair because it’s confusing. But pretty much for everything else im on the 1 time user right?

  257. How do I avoid a positive on a random drug test? My school does random tests, and I smoke moderately. This means, if there are 5,000 kids in my school, if my number gets drawn, I will have to piss in a cup. I smoke maybe two times a month.

  258. I was about 3 weeks clean until I smoked 5-6 blunts of high-grade about 4 days ago and I smoked a gram I had over a 4 day period. I’m slim about 140lbs, just wondering how long will it naturally take to detox? I’m thinking about 3 weeks..

  259. All of you that are worried about passing drug tests must drink lots of water
    If you aren’t a frequent smoker and average weight you just be able to pass a test after stopping 2 weeks tops lots of water helps also working out releasing sweat is a plus

  260. I’ve owned a small head shop for years. Drug testing is Huge in all work sectors. Truck drivers, mill/mine workers, railroaders etc. carry a drug masking drink in their lunch boxes or lockers, and if there is an accident or incident, they pound the drink… it is affective within 45 min. to an hour, ( if you’re able to do that.) If not, maybe you should quit…haha

  261. Hey i take a urine every week and smoke the 3 days after i am 175 lbs low body fat drink lots of h2o and work out regulary and pass every time

  262. Depends on the test some labs test for masking agents if so body weight is a factor I’m 350 6’4″ it took me 3 months to piss clean I smoked everyday for 30+ years high test pot only

  263. can you get it prescribed medically? so you can use legally :) I will send positive vibes, we shouldn’t be forced to use pharma poisons instead of a God given plant that cures cancer and has no reported deaths or overdoses EVER!

  264. puff the dope dragon on

    at the same time drug tests are wildly inaccurate…. ive failed tests in sober periods where i should have passed(2mths no burnin)…… and passed tests i shouldnt have( like i baked outta my socks)…… i smoke everyday and have for like 6 years now….(aside from a couple t breaks) ihave had tests go either way….. i truely dont get stressed anymore….. jjust take it and cross your fingers…. if it’s important ie to keep your job then buy fake piss….. drug testing is a joke if you care then buy fake pee if you dont take it any who knows you might pass… once pot is legal drug testing will be obsolete… the cost will out way the benefit…… i passed a piss test one time 2 days after smoking meth for a solid 3 months…..

  265. Kevin Stephenson on

    two table spoons of baking soda in the morning go pee around lunch time drink 64oz of tea or coffee

  266. a radical change in life style will help you pass in 2 weeks even for heavy users. 2 weeks of working out everyday, mainly cardio and fat burning exercises, drinking about a gallon of water every day, and the 2nd hardest part is eating healthy absolutely no fatty foods, drink lots of green tea and/or cranberry juice too. No Gatorade or soda. and most importantly don’t toke up again which is the hardest part of all. I smoked everyday on a regular basis and passed a piss test that was lab tested in 15 days. This way is also safe and healthy it just takes lots of self discipline to work.

  267. I tried the dollar store test and it showed negative. I then tried the drug store test for about $15 and it was positive. Not sure the dollar store test is a good one to rely on.

  268. I haven’t smoked since the beginning of December and I have a drug test jan 24,2014 do you think ill pass

  269. If I smoke one hitters then quit from oct 22 2013 then took a hit from a hitter but didn’t finish the whole just this fri 17 2014 will I pass a hair test?

  270. concerenedfutureemployee on

    I’m about 5’7 230lbs, I’ve smoked about 2 joints a day for a year with a few breaks. I haven’t smoked since August of last year and just took a urine analysis Wednesday. Do you think I passed?

  271. recoveringweedhead on

    I quit smoking marijuana on Dec 12, 2013 due to probation after smoking since 1994, almost daily.. I tested positive yesterday Jan 23, 2014.. I have to turn myself in and go to jail and I havent even smoked this is bullshit..

  272. Took hubs 100 days to get clean. We were heavy smokers. I think it’s BS too that you are still getting penalized when you have stopped. That shit takes a long time to get out of your system.

  273. You should be okay. It’s always good to get some urine strips to be on the safe side though. Single panel drug tests are cheap.

  274. I was a pretty heavey user and had to take a piss test stopped for only 7 days before drank lots of water and I passed and I weigh 250 and am 6’1″ Iv always stuck with a week before and been just fine

  275. I been clean for 5 Months was a heavy smoker took one hit inked years now have a is tomorrow I’m trippen cuz it took 3 months to get it out of my system I’m 5’6″ 180lbs

  276. Should I be clean? I’m 150p fem, I have been drinking water so frequently that my piss has been clear for the last two weeks. I was a frequent smoker. Been clean for more than a month, plus I run and workout a lot.

  277. I Smoked Two Days In A Row. threeDays FromWhen I LastedPassedd I Had A Piss Test. Do You Think I passed ? This Is Urgent.

  278. I Drunk Two Red Bulls B4 A Piss Test And It’s Been 3-4 Days Since I SmokEd I’m In The Army Do You Think I Passed Please HelP. I Can’t Sleep.

  279. That really really sucks! They should give you atleast 90 days for it to get out of your system! Legalize it!!! Please. These bs charges are getting out of hand.

  280. I smoked once 2 and a half weeks ago and had not smoked for a long time before then. I’m 140 lbs at 5’7″ and they are taking a hair sample. Will I pass? If not, what can I do to ensure I pass?

  281. I smoked on Sunday and I smoke about every weekend or every other weekend. I have a drug test on Tuesday. Will I pass? I’m bout 6’0 male and around 178-185.

  282. twentyfivemanroster on

    I use to take two tests a month through court. Didn’t know when, it was random within each moth. This lasted for 12 months. I smoked just 2-3 days before taking a test most of the time and never failed a test. But, I did buy a package of Jell-O when my color was called. I’d say of the 24 tests, I smoked within a few days 18 times and passed every one.

  283. The best way is Lots of vitamin B12 and lots of water and keep peeing. And try and get the urine NOT at the beginning of your stream. Start peeing and then get the sample.
    Ive been reading what the baseball players are doing.
    Very helpful.

  284. yeah right…lived in BC for five years. you guys have a few good indica strains(kingbud), but youre just too far from the equator to grow the best sativas. I missed US bud when i lived up there,even the brown stuff!:

  285. I have a situation.. I’m a lupus patient who uses it for pain management. Now I tested positive & have to do a blood test the end of the Feb. I smoke everyday. I’m 5’5″ & 135 lbs. I’m on a high dose of steroids & right now I need to smoke but need to cleanse… What to do???

  286. I’ve been smoking everyday for about a year, year and a half. Been about 3 weeks since I have completely stopped smoking. I am a female, 120/125 pounds 5’8 height. Will I test clean if I test in a few days? I’ve also been drinking mad amounts of cranberry juice.

  287. Here’s an answer, don’t smoke pot idiot! Then you don’t have to worry about taking a test and will be able to sleep at night! Seems like a simple solution to me.

  288. Why do you smoke pot in the first place? Don’t smoke then you don’t have to worry about passing a test! Why put yourself through the stress of all this? Unless you smoke for medical reasons.

  289. Please explain, why you are on a weed specific website going up and down ranting about not smoking weed? There is only one “idiot” here and I’ll put it bluntly for the ones touched in the head, it is you sweetie. Do something constructive with your life!

  290. my brother smoke three weeks ago, and he just had a urine test done today. Im not sure what to do. :(

  291. Notyourbusiness on

    Why are you here?? It’s absolutely none of your business why anybody smokes anything. Find a website that applies to you and remember–>if you don’t sound like you have a life of your own, nobody is going to take your BS advice.

  292. Yo whats up guys. i stopped smoking for a moth so i can get this job. i fucked up the other night when i was piss drunk and took two light kits off a keef bowl. i have a drug test in a week for this job. will i be able to pass? what should i do? i need some advice

  293. If you only smoked once in 4-6 months, you should pass the hair test. However, I smoked about a half a blunt a month ago, & before that I had only been clean a little over a month. I have a hair exam in another month. I’m wondering if I can past my hair test. Please let me kno how ur test goes.


  295. I stopped. 5 weeks. Also drank Tons of water leading up to it. Day of only drank water in morning. Test was at 230, took ( the stuff ) exact name at 11 am followed directions at 2 I chugged a yellow Gatorade. Tested @ 230. N was good. This was a big deal. It was an urine test. Prelim done on the spot.

  296. You’re probably good. Just drink water frequently even if you’re not thirsty and take some vitamin d pills, maybe?

  297. Mke a bleach pill by using a little piece of tissue & bleach dip d tissue in some bleach squeeze as much out let dry & I promise u your urine will b clean within a couple hrs but drink plenty water youll c d difference yourself

  298. If I smoked three hits of a blunt barely inhaling in the last three months will it show up in a hair test

  299. DeathMetalOldy on

    Trust me, just run or do exercises that are major cardio workouts for a week or so, in other words sweat your a$$ off, stationary bike on hard setting is good too. Sweating and drinking a lot of water, heh pickle juice/vinegar too if you want to speed it up. Sweating cleans your system and cardio speeds up blood filtering etc, oh yeah and anything like pickle juice to make you urinate a lot to flush it out. There, the best method for a poor person like me. Pass test, start smoking again =) down wit da system of BS, FEDS LEGALIZE ALREADY!

  300. Go to trader joes get cranberry juice, green tea they have pre-made in bottles, and drink water all day uy pee will be clear.

  301. Okay so I weigh 100 pounds and haven’t smoked at all in 3 months because of PTI. I know this may sound stupid but this drug test I’m taking tomorrow is the deciding factor in whether my PTI officer will pass me through the program. Before I quit I smoked heavily. Every day…maybe all day on the days I was off work (1 or 2 days out of the week). I haven’t in 3 months so I don’t believe I’m going to show up positive but I still want to be sure. Any informative people on here want to help a sista out? :)

  302. Yes, I can get it prescribed but afraid work would fire me for using it. Also, if you are stopped and have any trace whatsoever of marijuana, you get a DUI. Getting a DUI goes agains my license as well.

  303. employers can still test for marijuana, and fire you, even if you are smoking with a prescription.
    perhaps this is relevant for people who use it for medicinal purposes, what a revelation!

  304. I am 6 foot and 240 lbs. I have to take a drug screen to get this engineering job. Last time I have smoked was on the 14 of last month. I barely smoke, i smoked twice the week before I smoked my last time.

  305. Okay so I last smoked on January 22nd of this year and I have a urine test tomorrow before 2:15, I’m about 5’5 and my weight is around 120-130, I have a very high metabolism and all but I smoked frequently only at night due to insomnia and appetite loss, I could not sleep nor eat without smoking at least relatively moderately, I’m panicking obviously, I want to just get this test over with because its an employment test and no I’m not drinking bleach or any of that stupid bullshit, I’d just go find some other job to apply to, good god, but is it possible that from today on till tomorrow if I drink enough cranberry juice and water together with some red meat or something that I can possibly pass my urine test for tomorrow?

  306. Hi I’ve been clean for 11 months until I slipped up one night and took 2 hits of some Reggie ass weed. I have to report in Thursday. Its been 19 days since I smoked. 6f2 265 pounds. Will I be able yo pass my piss test?

  307. I also forgot to add I was a heavy smoker back then half ounce a week. First time it took me 42 days to completely become clean. What are my chances of failing now?

  308. worried to death on

    I ran out of my pain meds onn dec and couldn’t get to my doctor for three weeks. I got some pot for my pain relieve. I smoked it thru a cigarette filter and only smoked 3/4 of cigarette in three weeks. No more than two hits every 4 days. I havent smoked. This in ovver 25 yrs. I was in a lit of pain. Last time I smoked was dec 26 and have to take a urine test later next week. I am over weight and reallly worried. Won’t do it again. Will I be clean?

  309. 3/4 of a cigarette over a 3 week period through a cigarette filter? Theres no possible way you ever got high off of that. That is an insanely minuscule amount of weed and you should be completely fine.

    but seriously, 2 hits every 4 days at the max? Theres no way that could’ve gotten you buzzed let alone relieve any sort of pain.

  310. I’ve smoked every day for about the last 10 years, I’m at least 30lbs overweight….I got a drug test in 2-3 weeks…I’m screwed right?

  311. My son is a heavy smoker and he weigh,s 138 lb and he is 5’9 and he is skinny skinny and i was woundering about how long will it take to get out of his system

  312. kindafreakingout on

    I smoked about 6 hits of a joint about 4 days ago. The last time I smoked was about 2 months before that, and then about 2 months before that- so I’m a fairly infrequent user. I’ve taken two home urine drug tests and both said I was negative for THC, but I took them in the afternoon, not on the first urination of the day. Just wondering if the home drug tests are reliable/could they both have given me false readings? I have a urine test for a job in a week and really need to pass it!!

  313. I Havent Smoked In 9Months And I Hit One Little Ass Bowl Of Kush How Long Will It Stay In My System.? Im 5’6 178Pounds And I Drink Lots Of Water And I Have Boxing Practice 2Hours Everyday And I Report On Thursday Am I Good.?

  314. I am a female. about 221 pounds. I smoke maybe 2-3x a week. I label that as moderate but I may be wrong. I don’t know. How long do you think this will take to get out of my system?

  315. I smoked once in the past 2 months (clean 2 years prior), and have a hair test coming up this week. Female, 145 lbs, should I worry?

  316. I smoked half a joint back in mid October, I have a urine test tomorrow. 6’5″ 275 but I ride 10 miles a day on an exercise bike. Will I be good?

  317. People shouldn’t have to fear being fired because they get high at home. It’s fucking ridiculous.

  318. To be safe …no more than 2 months for a urine Or saliva test but to pass a hair test you might need to wait 3 months until you can test negative

  319. Your only hope is to drink literally 60oz of cranberry juice a day. Works like a charm I know from experience

  320. Tokeaintnojoke on

    Everyone who is scared about taking a THC test within the next couple of weeks, drink at least 40 oz of cranberry juice a day. It will flush it out of your system quicker than water and that’s even if you’re a daily smoker. I know from experience! Good luck

  321. I smoked on dec 24 or 25th 2013 It was a blunt. I had a random drug test the 22 of jan 2014. After j smoked I had worked about everyday and drank lots of water. But the remaining two weeks not so much. Also I should adds this was my first time in like 4 months. Could I pass?

  322. Justice Galeener on

    i use to smoke daily but havent in about a year if i smoke a bowl how long till its out? 6’1 230

  323. I smoked almost a month ago only about five six hits and i have a hair test today am i going to fail I’m 5’5 123lbs

  324. I’d say these are accurate cause I smoked about two weeks ago and I was a heavy smoker and I drank a lot of water and I’m talking a lot! And took cranberry pills as well. And I still managed to fail my drug test last week. I was heart broken. :/

  325. About a week ago, and a day after, I smoked, I plan to join the military, and I dont know how long weed stays in my system, seeing as how I havent smoked in quite some time prior to. How long will weed stay in my hair? vs Urine? I weigh 145 lbs, and Im 5′ 10″.

  326. Hay I smoked a month ago and had a drug test today I’m 5’2 110pounds how do you think my results will be ?

  327. gman23krishgarden on

    I had been smoking only from mid october to december. 2-3 joints a day daily. I have a drug test this april 7 2014. will i be safe by then? i am 6’1 and 185 lbs. i had never smoked marijuana before october.

  328. @gman23krishgarden you should be straight bro just drink hall a water and stoop smoking soon. Also drink some cranberry juice.

  329. idkwhatname2put on

    I smoked a blunt Feb 1st and a few puffs on feb 3rd prior to that ive probably smoke 4times in 2013 … I have a drug test on feb 20th am I in the clear?

  330. Nervous in Nashville on

    I smoked This weekend. Four times, but just a few puffs off the pipe, not too much. First time I have smoked in months, literally. Now I have a random test tomorrow. I have already done eight miles @ the gym, four last night, four this morning. I plan to do four more tonite & four more tomorrow. I bought three gallons of cranberry juice & already drank all of one, I have two more to drink. I also bought some vinegar & took a shot, & of course I will be drinking water all day.

    I have to take it tomorrow around 10:00 a.m. Do I have a shot in Hell???

  331. Nervous in Nashville on

    I meant to mention I am 5’11, 250 lbs. I live an active lifestyle & work out regularly.

    Please read my first Any advice on anything else I can do?

  332. I smoked everyday up until a week before my test and passed. I didn’t think I would get one directly after the offer so I didn’t even try diluting. I’m 6’3″ 185 lbs and am very very active. It was a very yellow pee I took too, mostly coffee. I did not drink any herbal detox, vinegar, gallons of water, etc. Just ate and worked out as usual.

  333. Should also mention I do cardio every other day, rock climb 5x a week, lift about 3x a week, and go to the bar 5x a week and drink nothing but up IPA’s.

  334. Shout Out From Ohio on

    Forget this just legalize it nation wide already. Solve so many problems. No more overcrowded prisons. More tax funding. Sustainable source of fuel. Not as bad as tobacco or alcohol. Not man made, stick a seed in the ground and it grows. More people able to work. Ends drug violence. Now, I am not for the legalization of any hardcore drugs but this…you can’t even overdose on it! Come on stand up America. Vote for the legalization of good ol’ Mary Jane.

  335. Shout Out From Ohio on

    As I read these posts I realize a lot of these people are good people this is messed up.

  336. PeacefulSmoker89 on

    I’m going to be quitting my job and in search of another within the next week, due to the fact that I already have some opportunities lined up (Including a Job at Office Depot), it is very plausible that i could have an interview within the next 2 weeks. Can anyone give me an Idea as to what my chances are of passing a urine test if i started the detox process today with the Info I have provided about myself?
    Weight: 156
    Height: 6’0
    Frequency: A bowl a day, everyday, since October 2013 (finished about 1 gram every 2 days).

  337. If I haven’t smoked since Jan. 24 and before that was 3 weeks prior, and I smoked today and this weekend, would I be clean March 1?

  338. Please answer! i have smoked about 3 grams in the last month and i have a drug test tomorrow for a great job. I haven’t smoked in about 11 days. I have token 2 Quickscreen marijuana drug test i bought at Walgreens and they all came back negative but some people were saying its not accurate. What do you think? Will i pass or should i just take the risk of sneaking in some of my girlfriends pee?

  339. Okay so today I just found out I have a drug test in a few days. The last time I smoked pot was two weeks ago. I only has two hits because that’s all my friend gave me. I barely smoke. Should I be fine on my test? Please respond asap.

  340. im 236, male. I havent smoked since Jan. 6th my bday weekend. I smoked everyday until about Christmas. I was smoking here and there and it was shake (the loose ends of weeds) I had a drug test today with is a long time but I still think I failed the test. Im so nervous its my dream job. Do you guys think I passed. I thought I would pass but then I went online and they said it might take more due to my weight, I drink water.. I sweat hard everyday at work and work out prolly once a week.? Someone reply plz

  341. So I smoked pot snorted meth and took vicodin in the last two months and did absolutely nothing preventative and passed a hair follicule test yesterday so anything is possible friends!

  342. My advice to you all. If you have at least a couple weeks notice, do a lot of cardio for the first week. Drink about 8oz of water every hour or hour and a half. If you are peeing clear than you are drinking too much water and its not going to have the desired effect. If you are too lazy for cardio pick up some niacin. 250 milligrams in the morning and the same before bed. It is highly uncomfortable but effective. Nothing will work unless you drinking the right amount of water. No cardio the second week or else you risk releasing THC back into your system. If you need to by time (and your test is not court related) then drink enough water before your test to pee completely clear. They will probably ask for retest but it buys you more time to clean up.

    I smoked about a quarter ounce a day for 2 years before my first test. Diluted and bought myself a week of time. Quit smoking for that week and passed my test. Good luck guys! Move to Colorado where employers expect you to be a pot head.

  343. earthmoverjewm on

    im 5’11 and weigh 135, i smoke probably about 4 joints a day or 5, how long do you guys think I can get it out of my system.

  344. if i haven’t smoked in 2-3 years and have a hair follicle test this week and have never shaved my armpit hair before, would i be fine?

  345. I am 5’4 and at most i weigh 116lbs, i haven’t smoked since 2/02/2014. Do you think i’m clean? (The last time i smoked before then was 11/05/2013, i am not a frequent smoker)

  346. i smoked two days ago,i weigh 147 pounds and im 5’10” last time i smoked was in early august how long until im clean for a pee test plz email me.

  347. What a lot of these ‘how long till you can pass a drug test for weed’ posts fail to highlight is the users body composition and level of activity.

    Weed metabolites are stored in body fat. Thus, the more fit you are and the more exercise you do the quicker you get rid of the metabolites.

    I’ve smoked 1/4 a week for months, stopped, and passed a urine test in 3 weeks. The trick is lots of exercise, lots of healthy food, and being low body fat percentage.

    The more you exercise while clean the quicker you get rid of it

  348. In addition to below post. I’ll give more examples of real experience with urine tests for weed as over the years I’ve taken many many many and passed them all…

    Situation 1:

    Haden’t smoked green for months then smoked 2 joints between 3 dudes on a friday night – passed a urine test on the wednesday.

    Situation 2:

    Shared a joint or 2 with 2 or 3 friends on most friday and saturday nights for the summer. Passed a urine test 10 days after I stopped.

    Situation 3:

    Was clean for a few weeks then smoked 1/8 to my head in 1 weekend. Passed urine test after 8 days clean.

    Keep in mind im like 80kg 1.83m and exercise nearly every day.

    I get tested randomely as I work in the mines – yeah i know i should stop taking the risk.

    Hope the above examples are decent for comparison purposes.

  349. Well, you probably reinstated whatever thc was in your fat by all of your exercising. You probably know the answer now, though.

  350. I smoked one blunt with a person on 2/1/14 I have a drug test tomorrow and I’m not active can I pass it?

  351. Probably. It’s been 17 days. If that was your first or the occasional rare blunt, you should be fine.

  352. You should probably be ok. Do a lot of exercise that’ll make you sweat and make your heart beat quickly. Drink eight 8 oz. glasses of water every day. It’s not such a big deal for someone who barely smokes

  353. i smoked heavy in october quit and smoked a maybe 7 times in janurary. will my system be clean march 1 ?

  354. my advice to you is don’t smoke shake… and then explain it as “the loose ends of weeds”… and then try to shed some of that 236 lbs your packing. And no doubt you sweat immensely bud.. just kidding bro hope you passed!!

  355. I wouldn’t worry about failing a drug test for smoking “hay a month ago”… I doubt they test for that.

  356. I smoked about 5-6 hits everyday maybe more or less depending on what im doing. I quit about 2 weeks ago and i have to take a test on Monday. I drink coffee every morning. exercise regularly and drink a couple bottles of water every day. I’m 6′ 153 pounds. Hardly any body fat or muscle. What do you think my test will conclude as?

  357. I stopped smoking for two years. Recently, I smoked a couple hits a day for 30 days. I took a urine test 10 days after my last hit. I drank a lot of water but did not exercise a lot. I am not over weight, but not lean. What are the chances I will pass?

  358. I am 16 (I get straight a’s and respect the plant not an irresponsible kid) tall and skinny I smoke a bowl usually Monday through Friday usually after school I smoked a j on 2/18/14 last Tuesday how long do you think it will take before I can pass a test?

  359. I’m 17 5’11 150 lbs been smoking gb’s daily for a year cause I don’t have much money for weed but smoke my fair share of blunts and bong packs. I quit smoking 5 days ago and have been taking niacin around 1000 mg a day and cranberry pills. I have also been excercising daily. How long till it is out?

  360. i mean if you smoke about everyday for a month, itll take atleast 20 days minimum from the point of quitting to being clean. It doesnt matter about the amount of hits you take. As long as you smoke it will get in your system. I smoked everyday for 4 months and it was out in 25 but i play sports everyday of the week so it might take longer.

  361. I smoke regular(ish) and had a urine test recently, I stopped smoking 3 days before and passed, the days before that I smoked about 3 .5 grams over the weekend, and had the test the following Thursday. work sprung it on me with few days notice basically, I drank shitloads of water and cranberry juice and blitzed some cardio in the gym. i think detection can vary widely but doing cardio in the gym makes a big difference, i work out a lot so have a fast metabolism which i think helped, i would advise anyone to try and sweat a bit if you know you have a test coming up

  362. I’m 6’10” and weigh about 270 and last smoked on the 31st of January, do you think I’ll still test positive? I was never a heavy smoker, and always smoked shitty weed.

  363. hey I smoked on 2/02/14 and I am not a real smoker I am 6’0 220 lbs and not very active I got a job interview soon and I smoked less than 1 gram total

  364. I smoked exactly a week ago, before that I smoked about 2 or 3 times a week for like 5 months. So I might be getting drug tested sometime next week. I have drank sooo much water and peed a shit ton these past 3 days. I drank a lot of pickle juice also. Do you think I could pass a drug test next week if I keep up the water and juice thing?

  365. I’m 16, a female, I’m 5’0 & weigh 115. I’m a moderate user and I smoked a blunt 3 weeks ago and I test TODAY…ya’ll think I’ll pass? All I drink is water on a daily basis…

  366. Im 5’6″ 140-145 pounds. i smoked 2 skinny joints of higher grade bud then a friend came over and i smoked 2 more reg joints of reg bud. I have a test coming up and from that day i havent smoked again. It will be 24 day from the time i smoked til the day of test. I have a somewhat pretty fast metabolism. How is my future looking guys?

  367. Brandon Matthew Jackson Sr. on

    im 6’1 220 i smoked about last saturday and i don’t smoke like i used to. It was maybe my 1st blunt in a month so should i be good?

  368. I’m 15, 5ft 11in I smoke loud and exo every day and on weekends I slow down and smoke Reggie how long will it take if I pop flushies and drink water every day ? Please answer

  369. I’m 25, 5’10”, 175 lbs. I’ve been smoking weed pretty heavily – and regularly – for 10 years, but I’ve cut it down in the past 2 months.

    I stopped for two weeks, and have smoked about once a week since then (one or two hitter rips at a time, nothing more). The last time I smoked was one week ago (two hits from a hitter), and I just passed a test.

    I know how stressful it can be if you’re about to face a test. The reason I stopped is because I failed one. It sucks. I just hope that someone in a similar situation will see this and feel confident that it’ll work out for them – you are not screwed if you smoke occasionally, just give yourself some time before a test.

    I hope this helps.

    P.S. If it’s a hair test, we’re all fucked.

  370. Flushies and water really won’t do anything aside from diluting your test. Work out or run or do anything that’ll burn some of the fat that the THC is being stored in, that’s your best bet.

  371. I have smoked the super chronic for over 30 years, I am talking 20% thca stuff or better , sometimes 3 grams or more plus oils and hash and edibles daily. I Last smoked on 1/7/2014 today is 3/2/2014 and I am still dirty, I home Test daily plus adulterants. I think this is some record or something. Done 2 body cleanses already also.So don’t believe the hype, if you smoke like most Coloradoans do your dirty for 90 days minimum from what I am seeing , I am 5/10 190 lbs and work out daily. So if you are a daily smoker of the primo passing a screen with an adulterant check for creatines and SG and PH in a few weeks your full of shit .

  372. Justin Hephner on

    i tested positive for 10 months straight with no smoke, but i was a heavy daily smoker for 20 years prior.

  373. Dint smoke every day, probably 2 or 3 times a week and i stiped smoking for a month and a week… last week i hit a blunt once, im 5′ feet tall 100 lbs..what you think

  374. I took a few hits about three weeks ago. Like a hit a night for three nights to help me sleep. It was strong as hell. Im 5 foot 7 and I weigh 220. I have a drug test coming up in about a week. do you think I will pass. Its urine test

  375. I’m 19 smoked a gram with some friends for the first time about a month ago and I’m 6′ 1″ and weigh 290. I had to go to the emergency room they did blood work and nothing showed up.

  376. I’m 5’6 weigh about 280 and smoked 3 bowls and one joint but shared with 5 ppl and only hit it like 5-6 time do you think it will show up on my drug test

  377. Tasha shalee on

    no he’s not lying the same thing happened with my brother I think maybe they mixed up the test. I guess the other guy that got his test must be f***** lol

  378. Billy Joe Bob on

    I weigh 130 lbs. In good shape. I smoked 4 days ago. I only smoked like 5 hits and was high as fuck! The thing is I quit about a month ago, to get a job, and went and got drunk and smoked like a dumb shit. I piss tested myself 2 days before I smoked again and was barely clean. How long do you people think it will take to get clean?

  379. I’m 6’about 210 I smoked less than once a day for about 3-4 months it has been about 60 days since I smoked. I play hockey 2-3 times a week and work construction. However I have tested myself and it is coming up positive. I have a job interview for a serious position in the next week and I am kinda freaking out. I do take prilosec everyday as well could it be that? Any help would be greatly appreciated.

  380. i smoked everyday for about a week, i would say about average 5 hits a day. I dont ever smoke it was only that week. last time i smoke was 5-02-14 and took 2 hits. Im 5ft9, and about 180, female, when do you think ill be clean for a drug test. please please help me out.

  381. I am 5ft9, and weigh around 159. Very athletic. I smoke almost everyday, but usually its not a lot, and I workout a lot. How long should it take for my system to be clean if I quit today?

  382. I took 2 hits 5days ago and have a test tomarrow. I’m a little under 6 ft. And 209lbs. Help anyone!

  383. I hit a blunt about two times for three days straight before then it’s been a couple of months before I smoked but now I have a drug test to take tomorrow.can I pass

  384. When I first started smoking I would only smoke a couple of times a week.I had a drug test coming up and I smoked the day before and still passed.I believe it depends on the level of thc in your system and how low the test is..I believe most test if your level is lower than 25 your good but some jobs test for lower amounts

  385. I’m do not smoke often, probably once a month. I smoked 13 days before my drug test and didn’t get that high. I took an at-home test and it came back neg for thc a few days before the test. I’m nervous that I won’t pass the test because I’ve been reading that it takes about a month no matter what and I haven’t heard back from my employer (starting a new job) I’m a female, 5’7″, 130 lbs. Do you think I’ll pass?

  386. if you smoke a blunt a day what is that considered? One time? moderate? Frequent?

  387. If I weight is 198 and I smoke 2 time a day a little bit how long do I have to stop 4 tell I go to court on 10 Jun

  388. Smoked once about 30 days ago. 6’2 215lbs. Very active and work out daily. How long do you think it will be until I can pass my lab test?Passed 3 at home tests.

  389. You sound like a pretty big guy. If it was only once and you honestly did pass 3 separate at-home tests (they’re about as accurate as it gets) you’re likely in the clear. If you’re really worried, wait about 3 more days. You should be fine, though.

  390. That depends how long you’ve been smoking 2x a day for. If it’s only been the past week, then I’d say wait about 2-4 weeks (it’s a large window, but it depends on more factors than body weight and BMI calculations. Every body is unique and therefore some process substances at faster rates than others). To be the safest possible from this point in time, don’t smoke until you’re cleared! You’ll be happy afterwards.

  391. Hi CJ- it depends on if you smoked just today, or every day this month. The frequency of your seshes / hits does play into how much of the substance remains in your system. To increase your likelihood of passing, just don’t smoke until you’re cleared.

  392. If it were a blunt every day, that wouldn’t be a one time thing..seeing as it’s every day..
    I’d consider this somewhere around heavy use.

  393. It really depends on your unique body setup, too, so it can’t be determined for sure. It could be anywhere between a week and two weeks, really. Good luck!

  394. I smoked on may 7 and I had a drug test on may 16, I’m around 5’1 and weight around 95 lbs. is that enough time to pass the test? i don’t smoke all the time but very rarely.

  395. I’ve been smoking one joint a day for about the past 11 years and more on the weekends im 220 and not in shape about 6’1″ how long do you think it would take to get out of my system if I quit now

  396. scaredasshit on

    I smoked 1 joint on may 7. The last time I smoked prior to that was a month ago. I have a drug test this Wednesday, will I be in the clear? I am a male 5’7 185 lbs.

  397. I smoked one blunt on Sunday an have a drug test this upcoming Monday will I be clean?

  398. John Chinchar on

    5’9, 155 lbs, smoked 4/20 drugtest tomorrow, havent smoked since that, will i be good, is there anything i can take thatll flush my system alot

  399. I’m 5’7 have about 5% body fat I go to wrestling practice 2 days a week and probably am taking a salvia test how long should I not smoke for I’ve been smoking about 3 hits every other day

  400. I’m 5’11” 130 a blunt a day last cupple years need to be clean in 30 days if I quit yesterday and flush my system a lot should I be good?

  401. Hey, I took one hit last night and I got a urine test Tuesday. I didn’t get high at all from it. Last time I smoked was early April. I weigh 120 lb and I have a fast metabolism. Am I in the clear? (I can also stall the test til Thursday if necessary)

  402. So i smoked about a week ago i didnt get high and i am trying to get a new job in the next week or two i am about 5’6 an 160 lbs ahould i be good?

  403. 5’8 155 average metabolism. I smoked 3 weeks ago today I smoked about 4-5 hits out of a pipe didn’t get very high. Only second time smoking. I have a test Monday should I be clean?

  404. Anna,
    I have been smoking regularly for the past couple of years. My drug test needs to be done by June 4, and I stopped smoking on May 12. Since the 12th I have been drinking close to a gallon of water a day. Lost 5-6lbs, and I currently am 5’11 200lbs with not allot of body fat. I still plan on drinking as much water as I have been lately, should I be ok? Any advice will help.

  405. Victoria Ortiz on

    Been smoking twice a day Monday through Thursday since September with the exception of skipping son days, how long do you think it’ll take to clean um my system 5’5″ 130lbs

  406. If you are a heavy user I suggest taking a few vinegar shots along which a glass of water after each shot

  407. I smoked a small bowl last night. I smoke 2-4 times a month or maybe a little more. How long will it take for me to pass a urine test? I’m 5’4″ 215 pounds and I plan on drinking as much water as possible.

  408. I smoked around 1am last night and it’s the first time in a year. I might be drug tested in the next couple days. Am I screwed?

  409. Hi I need help to ease my mind ! I’m not a heavy smoker at all ! The last time I smoked was March 24 a blunt between 4 people, after that I didn’t smoke anymore it’s been about 55 days and I took a UA for school for a extern site ! Do you think I’m fine ! I weigh around 140 or 150 I’m 5’1 I was eating healthy and drinking water all of April, should I be worried

  410. I can say almost 100% that you’ll be fine. 55 days will clean up most heavy users.

    Source: I have passed urine tests several times after quitting for 30 days, following daily use of 1+ grams.

  411. I took 2 hits of a blunt last Saturday I get tested tomorrow haven’t smoked in 2 month I’m shitting bricks right now

  412. i smoked last monday (7 days ago), not my first time but ive only done it twice in the last month. and might be getting drug tested tomorrow or this week somtime. if i drink cranberry juice and all that stuff will i be algood?

  413. Omg thanks for replying yeah I’m not a heavy user I guess I would be in the moderate category, also I heard that redbulls clean ur system is that true cus I drink them every day?

  414. Well I guess if they don’t answer back we r screwed . if I’m wrong plz answer I smoked to bowls didn’t think job was going to hire me it was like two weeks that I apply and they gave me a call back to go in to fill out paperwork and then do a drug test should I just not go let me know I’ll be back to check if you left a reply ty

  415. You should have a friend pee in a condom or a container that u can hide on ur body to keep it warm and use that just to be safe

  416. If i smoke 1 gram today or even possibly 2 grams today May 19th 2014 im 5′ 9″ 190lbs, will i pass a drug test by June 19 2014?

  417. I smoked a bowl with my friend Saturday… First time I smoked in about a month. I have a drug test this week. Am I screwed?

  418. I last smoked around a week ago. I am a moderate user and I am 150lb 5″6. I have a drug test within the next few days. Am I fucked?

  419. i smoked on the 29th and i get tested the 29th i barley ever smoke bt i’m scared i’m going to fail my test

  420. Well depending on how often you smoke, it should be gone within seven days. If you smoke heavier or more frequently, it would take 30+ days. To eliminate THC quicker, exercise, and drink plenty of cranberry juice and water. Make sure to work up a sweat.

  421. Drink plenty of water and cranberry juice, exercise, work up a sweat. You’ll be fine. Also do not smoke anymore during the cleansing process. Also don’t forget that THC doesn’t have to be completely gone from your system to pass, you just can not have a certain amount in you to trigger a positive response. So try to get your levels AS LOW AS POSSIBLE and you will be okay.

  422. The same day or the following month? If the same day, you failed, if you get tested the following month, you are fine. Best of luck

  423. CuriousKorean on

    I’m just curious; i’m 5’11”, about 330ish pounds, and I smoke very infrequently. How long would it generally stay in my system? I’m just a very curious person

  424. I am 6 foot 220 and have smoked a lot of bho wax. The day of my test will be 31 days I have been exercising and going to the sauna how do you think I will be.

  425. I’m 15, female. I smoked about 10-15 toaks on a joint 10 days ago. It was the first time in about a month or 2 since I’d last smoked it. I had a urine test yesterday, does anyone know if it’ll come back positive or not? Btw I’ve only smoked canabis 2/3 times?

  426. I’ve smoked every Saturday for the past month, does that qualify me as a moderate user?

  427. NIGGA_ON_A_HORSE on

    smoked a blunt everyday and tested positive after 40 days of being sober

  428. I smoked four bowls from a bong yesterday. I’m 140 pounds/ 5’7. I’m going to start an internship in about 3 weeks, Should I be good to pass a urine test in 3 weeks?

  429. You should be more than fine dear! It will really depend on your weight/lifestyle/diet. You’re young which helps (metabolism faster), keep in mind for the future that drinking A LOT of water to flush yourself out, working out a lot, and not eating fatty foods will all help flush your system out. Make sure not to work out just a few days prior to the test as this can cause more THC to be released into the bloodstream.
    Good luck!

  430. My best friend keeps asking me for advice on this and I have no idea so any help would be great (Google is driving me nuts!) She had a urine drug screen today, smoked a small “blunt” each night for the last few months but hasn’t smoked since she had her interview last Thursday. She is slightly overweight but by 5 pounds. She told me she drank a detox drink and followed with water. Passed a home screen but the lab worker said her sample may be considered diluted because as she said “it was very very light yellow, almost clear.” She should be concerned here? Whatever you can give me would be great because she is driving me nuts with these questions lol. This job, interview and screening was sprung on her pretty quickly. Thanks in advance!!

  431. Juicyjay550 on

    I smoked a few small joints on Sunday after a 2 weeks break before and I have a drug test next Tuesday. I’ve been drinking a lot of water and riding my bike everywhere am I good or nah? I’m 6’7 150lbs 1.6% body fat (I know it’s dangerously low I have a rediculously fast metabolism)

  432. i am not a frequent user. last i smoked was about 10 days ago. i smoked about 4 times from a bong. will i pass the urine test which will be in a couple of days from now?

  433. Hello :) I’ve recently smoked a blunt in rolling paper about 2 weeks ago and it’s my first time doing it in about 4-5 months. I was wondering is the THC in my blood ? And if so how long will it take to clear up? I really need to know… Thanks!

  434. I smoked a few blunts of some mid grade weed and I have a test in 17 days, I’m 6 foot tall and 185 pounds, will I pass? I was also sober when I smoked

  435. Hey guys, I took 2 hits of some really good kush last Thursday 5/15/14, I had to take a drug test tonight. 5/20/14. I’ve been clean for 2 months. I’m 26 5’10 170lbs. Been jogging 1.5 miles everyday and drinking plenty of water. Also when I gave my urine sample, it was basically clear with a tint of yellow, Ya think I’m good?

  436. Well ..since it has been few months between your last session,(not knowing your weight), i would say you are clear.I how ever suggest if you are over weight (fat ass ), you need to sweat more and drink plenty of water. 3 cups of cranberry juice a day helps alot aswell .

  437. Hello. I smoked once in about 6 months. I don’t get drug tested until July 24th. I weigh 260lbs will u be good?

  438. Hello bobby. I have had the same problem time after time.i can tell you if you have been clean for a few weeks and have more muscle than fat, then you’re more likely to pass a drug test.. I have smoked two days before a test ( I’m 19 6 ‘2 165lbs).. an Have Had Success Because Of Exercise And Dedication. Drink 3 cups of cranberry juice an at least 8 cups of water a day.. more sweat and piss the better.

  439. Yes, you are good, you can probably smoke sum more. I wouldn’t do it if you are depending on the test however.

  440. I’m 14 and I weigh 106 pounds I only took 6 hits . Of pot I did this on may 10 . how long will this stay on my system ? ive been clean for more than 3 months

  441. I am 19 and smoked about 3 grams during spring break on April 11-14 I have a drug test on June 7 will I be good? I weigh about 230 pounds

  442. Last time I smoked was April 29 how much longer do I need to wait before I’m clear weigh 260

  443. I am 5 10′ and today I took 2 hits and wondered if I would be clean in about 4 weeks?

  444. I am 5 10′ and today I took 2 hits and I have been for 3 months will i be ok taking a urine test in 4 weeks?

  445. I am 5 10′ and weight 140lb and I took 2 hits of weed today and I have been clean for 3 months now will I be ok taking a urine test in 4 weeks

  446. I am on probation. I smoked Mar 7-16 about a blunt a day. I tested positive 7 and 8 weeks later and got revoked for a positive ua. I weigh about 175 and am not in that good of shape. How much longer before I am clean all the way? My P.O.does not believe me that I haven’t smoked in almost 2 months. Where can I get some info and show him that it is possible to test positive after 30 days? And when do you think I’ll be able to pass a ua without taking a detox or drinking cranberry juice? This is extremely important to me and I really need done answers

  447. Dartmouth '11 on

    I disagree, I’ve seen some fine women in the 200 lb range, especially at 5’10. That’s tall as fuck for a woman. I’m 6ft 4 so I like my ladies tall. Your short pitiful ass can stick with string beans. Real women have curves.

  448. Hi,
    I am 5’4 and 150 pounds. I smoked once on Saturday. Only like 2 hits. Before that I haven’t smoked in 2 weeks. I had a random drug test to do today. It’s been 4 days and I’ve been peeing like a racehorse. Do you think the THC will show up?

  449. You like your ladies tall, that’s great. I’m 6′ 2″ and I like my ladies between 5′ and 5′ 6″. I hate to break it to you, but science has consistently proven the most desirable waist to hip ratio is 0.65-0.75 and the most desirable BMI is around 17-23, with some variance between. Guess who else figured that out? Hugh Hefner. If you take the average of all Playboy centerfolds, those are the dimensions in which they fall.

    So if you want to be a chubby chaser or go after the female bodybuilders, that’s fine, but realize that you are not in the majority and accept that, but please stop with the pathetic male feminist schtick. It just reinforces your lack of manhood.

  450. I am not totally sure. I have Coworkers saying it will only last for up to 3-4 days maximum, through blood test, however I heard a few sources say a week or two max.. but being you do not have any obesity problems and have not been using frequently. One would say you are going to be alright…good luck bro

  451. Dartmouth '11 on

    First of all, WHR isn’t solely dependent on weight, it’s more strongly correlated with body type (hour glass vs box). Plenty skinny models fail that test. Another thing, not everyone likes fake tits and plastic surgery (I don’t), and there’s very few women on playboy (without butt and breast implants) that aren’t naturally flat as boards. It’s a massive turn off. I like tall athletic women, I’ve seen plenty in the 200 lb range that could be plus size models, some of them could probably kick your ass too. Only a loser gets off on calling women fat. There’s better ways to build your self-esteem.

  452. Hi! I am a 5’5 135 lb female.. just graduated from college a few weeks ago and smoked a lot since then… probably 5/7 times a week but only taking a few hits from either a bowl or joint. I have an interview for an internship tomorrow so will probably have to take the drug test late next week. The last time I smoked was this past Saturday. Am I screwed?! If so, is there anything I can do? :(

  453. flowerb0mb_xo on

    Hi. I’m a 5’1 120 lb female. I smoked just a sawbuck Monday afternoon. Found out I’m getting tested next Friday or this friday. Will the THC show up? Anything I can do to prevent it from showing up? :(

  454. doesn’t it vary if you took hits from a bong as opposed to a regular blunt??? because i got STUPID high when i used a bong for the first time this past sunday. :( i have a doctor’s appointment tmrw morning that my mom failed to tell me about on time. smh i hope they don’t check anything.

  455. nissajeanne on

    try heavy water drinking every day
    adding lemon juice to each cup (recommended one in the morning one before bed) it can help get rid of unwanted toxins more quickly

  456. BigFreaky357 on

    I’m 6’4 270 & smoked dro for 4 days it has been 45 days i tested myself for THC at 38 days & failed i had been drinking water & cranberry juice how do i get this out my system

  457. Hi I’m 15 I way 140 almost no fat and I smoked a 20 over 5 days and that was 3 weeks ago and I got a drug test at 2 tomorrow will I be good

  458. Greetings :) I’m a 50 year old women 5’2″ 125lbs. I use weed to help me sleep, my last hit was on 5/16. I have smoked one to two bong hits every night for two years. Going for a test next week. What (if any) detox drinks would you recommend? Peace :)

  459. I smoked twice on may 7 in smoke pipe I weight 188 5’9 I have a drug test today at 1:30am may 22 2014 haven’t smoked sense will I fail?

  460. How are you coming up with the ridiculous bullshit you’re coming up with?

    My mother is 5′ 8″. She weighs 140 lbs. She weighed 130 when she was in her 20s/30s/40s. She wasn’t fat, wasn’t skinny, but she was SLENDER. Something very few Americans in general are. Sorry buddy, but you’re just full of shit and can’t – or worse – won’t admit it.

    Gina Carano. She’s 5′ 8″ too. She hovers between 140 and 150 and she’s a freakin’ MMA fighter. To pack on another 50-60 lbs. of muscle onto a woman and she’d clearly look like a female bodybuilder… if you pack that much fat on, she’d be obese – you know, the clinical definition for “fat”.

    Sorry if medical terminology and basic common sense offend you, but I live in reality, why don’t you come live there with the rest of us?

  461. The weed guy on

    i am frequent weed user. I don’t roll joints I just do toobs every now and then. I have a drug test in 1 and a half month (06/30). I weigh 180 pounds 5’4.

  462. Dartmouth '11 on

    You clearly don’t know what thick is (or maybe you don’t find “thick” women attractive), nor can you speak for anyone but yourself about what constitutes attractiveness. Thick would be Betty Heidler, a famous German hammer thrower whose 183 5’9 (you see I’m a former track athlete so the girls I know are throwers, and they by no means are “fat” or “bodybuilders”. They’re muscular sure, but no where near as muscular as a bodybuilder). Thick certainly doesn’t follow “slender” in my book. Slender people have no curves, they are skin and bones, no tits no ass, unattractive. Studies on porn support this. When people take off their clothes, they don’t want to see super model slender, they want some fat or “meat” on there. Remove all the plastic surgery from the world and you’ll change the average weight of a model overnight (the underweight girls you see on runways with more plastic than a toy factory, wouldn’t cut it anymore). And you’re referring to a hyper fit fighter whose 2 inches shorter than the height we’re talking about here. Fighters weigh in light. Floyd Mayweather is 5’8 150. You gonna compare yourself to him too? I know a long distance runner whose 5’7 130, he’s not that attractive. Bodybuilders weigh in fairly light as well (considering their perceived size), they oftentimes have body fat percentages hovering between 2-4% for men and 5-10% for women. Everyone is a bodybuilder inside, they just need to get their fat percentages down. I think what you really mean is a power lifter. They tend to be some of the most dense people on earth. NFL football players fit this theme as well. And yea when I say athletic, I wouldn’t mind power lifters; though I like em with a little more fat than that (i.e. a power lifter out of season or a thrower).

    By the way I think it’s time I teach you something about BMI and following “common sense” (which tends to be uneducated nonsense), since you want to be a smart ass. BMI was invented in Belgium back in the mid to late 1800s for social reasons. It wasn’t something initially used in science nor was it made for medical reasons. A statistician and social scientist by the name of Adolphe Quartelet invented it after conducting a study and realizing that the most popular individuals he studied fit within a certain BMI. It was initially known as the Quartelet index. It took more than a century for it to catch on. The only reason it’s even used in science today is because a high BMI is correlated with having a high concentration of visceral fat inside (which can lead to heart disease, inflammation, sudden death as well as other things) and the index itself is very easy to use. However, it by no means is conclusive. Individuals with high BMI’s that exercise regularly are less likely to have damaging visceral fat, than skinny people whom don’t. As such there’s something called “skinny fat”. Skinny fat people tend to create those rare cases involving people that drop dead suddenly without warning or genetic defect, despite a good overall appearance. Also BMI’s place athletes higher on the scale than their body fat percentages would predict. Lastly, BMI’s aren’t good tools for individual diagnosis of health issues (except in extreme cases), they’re much better at being predictors of an entire population. So when you follow “common sense” and use BMI as if it’s a credible predictor for individual use, I hope that someday you figure out how much of a dumb ass you’re being. Anyways just wanted to give you some background before you go all “scientific” on me. I graduated from an Ivy League school (my user name isn’t for show) so “basic common sense” and “medical terminology” doesn’t scare me.

    Aside: Here’s another rip on common sense, Napoleon wasn’t short. His measurements were in French feet, he was actually 5’7 (not 5’2) which was above average (a bit tall) back then.

    Aside #2: Another rip on common sense, it’s impossible to tone (target and lose fat from a specific area by exercising that area) one area of the body. Rather your body decides where the fat you burn is lost from. Toning most often leads to an increase in size in the targeted area because the muscles get bigger.

    I could go on all day about how dumb “common sense” is, but I’ve got better things to do.

  463. Hello, If I smoked May 19th how long will it take for the THC to be gone? I smoke about three times a month and I’m 5’6 135Ibs.

  464. Ive been smoking one a week for 3 weeks its just been splitting a blunt between me and 2-3 other people and l was just told l have to take a drug test in a week will l pass im 5’11” 185lbs and last week l only took a few hits

  465. Dartmouth '11 on

    This is such an easy argument with you using articles like this to make your point. You’re also going off track in the argument. This isn’t about ideal attractiveness, this about whether a woman whose 5’10 200 lbs can be attractive. If her WHR is .7, the answer is yes. But before I get into that, you’re missing two key factors about porn stars which are both highlighted here: http://www.femininebeauty.info/adult-actresses

    #1 porn stars report their weights low. As such the average reported weight of porn stars which is a BMI of 16 falls below the ideal studied BMI of 19-22 (depends on the study).

    #2 These women have breast and butt implants. As I’ve already stated, natural stars weigh in higher. It’s extraordinarily rare to find someone with the proportions that these stars have, without implants. And most white women lack the asses these women have. Go to a cheap strip club where the women can’t afford implants and you’ll understand what I’m talking about here.

    The porn stars of the past (before implants) were much heavier, their BMIs were closer to 20. And even they were considered thin. Furthermore, would you consider a pornstar representative of the average attractive lady you see in person? I wouldn’t, they’re fantasies. But all this is pointless…. (see below)

    Here’s a wonderful quote from that article summarizing what I’ve already said. BMI isn’t a good predictor of attractiveness, WHR is.

    “To conclude, whereas Voracek and Fisher are right about the limited
    ecological validity of most research on women’s physical
    attractiveness, porn stars and nude models appear to be a poor choice
    with respect to assessing heterosexual men’s optimal preferences,
    especially if the analysis relies on their reported anthropometric
    measurements. On another note, Singh and Randall (2007) have recently published a study involving micro-fat grafting where it was shown that WHR is related to women’s attractiveness independently
    of BMI.” <– BOOYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    When I said studies of porn reveal men's preferences, I wasn't referring to BMI studies, I was referring to studies on proportions and WHR ratios. Men like the appearance of fat on hourglass figures. The weight or BMI isn't all that important, the body type is.

    In addition to this, you clearly didn't read the bottom of the article you used: "Emmanuel Goldstein is a pompous git who enjoys the company of girly mistresses, spirited men, endless buffets and luxurious clothes." At least that guy knows he's being a douche-bag, why don't you?

    Your source is a joke. But let me put BMI and "obesity" into context. These tests aren't very good predictors in our society. Unless you want to claim that two thirds of women whom are overweight or half of women, whom are obese, are therefore ugly by your standards, you really need to grow a bit more realistic about this.

    "BMI appeared to provide a far less accurate picture among women,
    possibly because women lose muscle mass faster than men as they age, the
    study notes. Nearly half of the women were considered obese according
    to body fat percentage but not BMI [in addition to the half that are already considered obese by BMI], compared to just one-quarter of the
    men." – CNN

    Of course, you also completely ignored the part where I mentioned athletic women. Because these studies do not focus on athletic women, whom tend to have more muscle than the average lady and weigh considerably more. But that doesn't matter, my point remains. WHR is the best predictor, BMI isn't all that good at predicting attractiveness.

    And if we were to lower the BMI standard to actually gauge for obesity this would be the results:

    "By that standard, a 5-foot 6-inch woman and a 5-foot 11-inch man would
    be considered obese at about 150 and 200 pounds, respectively." Just about every NFL player out there would be considered obese and unattractive (same for a lot of female baseball players and throwers). Running backs weigh in at 200-220 in the NFL. It's clearly got major issues without other tests to check for body fat percentage (such as a leptin test).

    "Testing for blood levels of the hormone leptin could boost the
    usefulness of BMI, the study suggests. Leptin, which helps regulate
    energy and appetite, was strongly associated with body fat percentage in
    the study, and it has previously been linked to obesity-related health
    complications." – CNN (http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/03/health/obesity-rates-maybe-worse/)

    But this is only its medical usefulness, not attractiveness usefulness. Again WHR is most important not BMI or obesity level. There are exceptions in extreme cases (morbidly obese, women with the wrong body type whom get implants). But my point stands. A 5'10 200 lb woman can be attractive, especially if her WHR is .7. End of story. You lose again.

    Anyways to summarize everything because you're clearly not getting it:
    #1 Pornstars lie about their weight
    #2 A large majority have implants (which unnaturally alters their WHR)
    #3 WHR is the best predictor of attractiveness not obesity or BMI (which aren't strongly correlated with attractiveness)
    #4 BMI is only useful in population studies, not in individual cases (except in extreme cases like morbidly obese)
    #5 The article you used to make your point is a joke, it doesn't even use much evidence to back its claim.
    #6 The guy who wrote the article, in his own words, is a "pompous git," why can't you realize that you are too?
    #7 Men like the appearance of porn stars – the ideal WHR, the large breast and assess – but in reality these can only be produced naturally by larger females, overweight even obese, by today's standards.
    #8 This argument isn't about what the ideal attractiveness is, you seem to believe I'm arguing that the ideal is fat. Wrong I'm arguing that a woman whose 5'10, 200 lbs can be attractive. It's an individual case. Would you say the German hammer thrower I mentioned before is ugly? She's pretty close to 5'10 200lbs, especially when she's not competing or under-reporting her weight (like every other woman on the planet).
    #9 Models (including porn stars with implants) fall below the natural ideal preferences of men.
    #10 A 5'10 200 lb woman can be attractive and medically overweight (if not obese depending on her fat percentage) at the same time!

    My sources:

  466. Sooo…. I screwed up XD hadn’t smoked in 3 weeks, then scored a $20 bag and have smoked each night (a small bowl.. or two) for four days, applied for a job at Sam’s Club the very same day I bought my weed. If I’m interviewed for the job I will have 24 hours to do a drug screening (urine test).I have a large fat content (5’2″ and 185lbs) but have been running a mile 5 days a week and plan to continue. Like I said, I stopped for 3 weeks, but was a frequent/heavy user before that and the past 4 days I have been smoking a very small amount (still have that $20 bag!) If I smoke again tonight (and maybe tomorrow :D) do you think I can pass a drug test if I take it 7-10 days from now? Thanks for any input, much love! Also, I’ve seen suggestions for drinking lots of water and either cranberry juice or lemon juice, which will work better?

  467. quick question if I smoked once on the 11th and not since then but I a 6 foot even and weigh 226lbs will it show up in a urine test on the 28th

  468. Hi. I’m 204 pounds and 6 feet and 4 inches tall. I have only been smoking since a month ago and only have been smoking one bowl times a week. How long would this last in my system?

  469. Exercise like a mother fuck. Run like 2 mild a day for a week or so then test yourself, also drink upwards to 3 liters of water a day (almost a gallon). Personally I did this and also drank 8 red bull in a week and it worked and I was a super chronic user.

  470. I smoke everyday, have for the past five years, just three times a day(I have IBS, I do it to eat), not too much when I smoke…cause I use a gravity bong. Anyway, I’m 5’4, only weight 100pounds, how till I could pass a drug test?

  471. I am 22 150 lbs 5’9 and took one hit for the first time last night and found out this morning that i have to take a drug test tomorrow. I have been drinking a lot of water. Do you think I will pass?

  472. im 17 ,140 lbs 5.7 ft tall and on random base probation but haven’t gone to tasc in months now was wondering if i smoke how long would it last or fastest way to get ths off my system just in case if i ever do go to tasc.

  473. im 17 , 125lbs 5.8 ft tall and semi-moderate user smoked one day ago and 2 weeks ago, im applying for a job and will it be positive in the next 2 to 3 weeks?

  474. Weedvvbb0622 on

    I’m 20 and I smoked (not that much) last friday (3 days ago) and my mom
    told me I might have to take a drug test this week, should I worry?

  475. I have used “Bleach” like Clorox or any generic bleach, I empty a “Visine” bottle and fill it with bleach and when it’s time for the test I urinate in the cup then add 3 or 4 drops of bleach to the urine and have passed every test I’ve took for the past 3 years. Just wanted to send my way of passing a test out to all my budz.

  476. job interview on

    I am 16 and taking a drug test tomorrow I last smoked may 10. I weigh 160 lbs and am 6 feet tall

  477. I just took a test today for a job. April 4th was the last time I smoked. I’m moderate smoker (maybe 2 to 3 times a month). I’m 215 lbs, 5’11 feet, and 24% bodyfat. Will I pass my test?

  478. I haven’t smoked since April 19th I’m a heavy smoker today is the 28th I’m still dirty Almost clean maybe another week hopefully. Just saying if your heavy smoker the chart is real. Go sweat and drink water don’t play games gotta do this daily! it’s in the bloodstream!!! Cross the fingers mines on the 6th. It’s a hair puller stressing me out!!! 6 weeks still not clean

  479. Not true. I smoked multiple times a day, for months on end. I smoked out one night, until about 3am. I had an unexpected drug test at 1pm and I passed. Drink a ton of water. A TON. And your urine should be too watery to pick anything up.

  480. ocassional hitter on

    I’m a 33 year old female. I weigh about 170 and I hit a blunt like twice on Saturday like two puffs I have a drug test tomorrow on thursday will I pass?

  481. Im 22, 5‘3 ,222 pounds i havent smoked in three months took two hits last night how long will it take to get out of my system?

  482. everydaysmoker on

    I’m 5’2, weigh around 100lbs, I’ve been smoking almost every day for the past couple of months and I have a drug test friday. I’ve been clean for 1 day so far. Do I have a chance lol

  483. Any time you smoke weed it goes into the fat on your body. When you work out it brings out the weed from your fat into your blood stream so make sure you don’t work out before you go in for the test. Drink lots of water and take vitamins everyday. Also 6 hours before your test drink 1 liter of water with 2 cups of sugar in it x4 and you should be fine.

  484. I smoked a few bowls last night, about 7 hits in total (May 28th about 1 AM) and the job i’m planning to apply for I’ve heard rumors that they are starting drug testing in June, so how long do you think I should wait before I apply? By the way it was the 2nd time I ever smoked

  485. Sean Kaufman on

    yo dude, so your telling me by adding the bleach the test passes without alerting any attention?

  486. Awesome so where do you work Clorox user because I’m staying away from there.

  487. My dad signed me up to give blood on the 21st of june, I smoked for the first time in almost a year on Sunday night, early Monday morning, ( two days ago basically) will I be safe to give blood?

  488. I smoked about four weeks ago.and I smoked every weekend for 4 weeks I quit for 2 weeks and smoked one past time four weeks ago. What’s the chances its still in my system. And I am very active

  489. thatweenie101 on

    Ok so I smoked on April 27th. Before that, I haven’t smoked for about a year. It was a one hit wonder, harharhar. & I barely took a drug test yesterday (May 27th). I know I’m a big time weenie (considering the fact I only took one hit and I’m flipping out) . This was my first time being drug tested and I’m kind of wondering if it’s still detectable. I weigh about 120 and I’m 5’2″

  490. the shoe guy on

    i have an interview/urine test sometime next week, i recentley vaped yesterday and two days before just one bowl. im wondering if i drink water and take vit suplements and go play bball sweat and run every day until next thurs will i be good or should i bring a visine bottle of bleach and put a droplet in? im freaking out bc i need this internship this summer..i coundnt not smoke w my boys home from college these last couple days.

  491. Nursing assistant on

    So I took only one hit, I was completely clean before that. I’m over weight and want to know an estimate of time I’ll take to get out

  492. I smoked on Monday,before then in was the Tuesday before, and every other day the week before that. I have a drug test on Monday. Do you think I will pass? I am 19, 5’7, about 120 pounds. I have a pretty fast metabolism, but I’m still nervous.

  493. I actually smoked yesterday and today but I haven’t since a month ago I have to go to probation the 25th of June will I be clean by then ? I’m really nervous about it I 5’0 and weigh about 125-130 pounds any suggestions on how to get rid of the thc in my system faster ?

  494. I am on probation and last night I attended a party where some people were smoking heavily. I didn’t do any myself, but after a few passes in the room i started to feel effects, although very slight. Am I at risk to test positive? If so how long will it be before I can drop clean?

  495. I’m 17 4’11 and 102lbs I smoked 6 or 7 hits of a joint last night and two from a bowl. I have a drug test in a week or two for the military. Will I pass? Or fail? What do I do? I really need this! I’ve only smoked three times in my life. I’m a female

  496. disqus_kz0degMnR7 on

    did it ever occur to anyone this remains in your system for longer duration than any drug because of the healing properties & because it is not a synthetic, (fake) drug?

  497. You’re a small woman so chances are in the week it will not be in your system. Just to be safe, look for online detox guides and follow them to a tee just to have that extra chance of flushing it out of your system. You did do quite a bit for your size, but if you have low body fat then chances are it will be gone before 2 weeks.

    Detox just to be sure.

  498. How long until your PO checks up on you? Chances are you will be fine. You didn’t directly inhale it and if it’s a week or two, it probably is so miniscule that it will not show up.

  499. THC takes quite a while to build up to any significant level. That’s why the above guide tells you how long it takes based on your usage. If you did two days but never in a month, it all depends on how much you did it a month ago. If you were every single day, chances are there is enough built up to trip a drug test. I would stay away from it and look online for ways to quickly detox.

    Here is an excellent example of quick tips to detoxing:


  500. Detox detox detox!!! Drink water, read the comments above!

    Start now and hopefully there is little to no THC in your system by Monday.


  501. Depends on how overweight. If you are like me, I’m 240lbs, 5’11” and have a drug test near the end of this month, I’m also clean but take a hoot every once in a while. An estimate I’ve given myself is 16-20 days. But I also have a slow metabolism.


  502. You’re fine. It was 30 days and you smoked once. You’re only fucked if you smoked constantly before that. Not to mention you’re small so that’s another reason it won’t stay in your system long.


  503. I’m 15 and 5’11 and 170 pounds I’m a male .. I smoke 3-5 times a week .. And every time like 2 grams but with people .. How long u think it’s going to take me to be clean ?

  504. Before you post asking if you will pass or not, READ THE ARTICLE ABOVE! It clearly states how long you have before you can pass a drug test. If you are small, and have less body fat than most people, your time goes down!

    Also, DETOX! That’s a sure-fire way to accelerate the time it takes for THC to flush from your system.

    The other alternative, just don’t smoke pot! I’m by no means an anti-pot activist but its simple logic. If you work somewhere where you have to be fully aware, don’t smoke pot every day. It WILL dull your senses and impact your performance. If you work at Burger King, smoke until your lungs turn black, you don’t need to be fully there. If you have a PO or strict parent to watch out for, then smoke and take the risk getting caught if you’re not careful.


    That’s my $0.02 !

  505. ShishkaBerryCrunch503 on

    “Johnny Green” lol. I’m from Oregon too!! Added advice for users who are worried about a upcoming drug test:
    -Drink lots of fluids! (Mainly water; cranberry juice also helps flush the system)
    -Sweat!! Wether it be working out or just sitting in a sauna.
    -Eat healthier. Fatty foods will delay the process of cleansing.
    -Buy & consume Niacin from a drug store. Also helps flush the system, but don’t take too much or your skin will itch & patch with temporary red spots.
    -Get plenty of sleep, though it may be hard to do while trying to quit!
    -Buy a home drug test & test yourself before the real test happens.

  506. ShishkaBerryCrunch503 on

    BTW, I’m 6’3 185 lbs & haven’t consumed for 30 days. Took a home drug test today and the result was still positive. I drink AT LEAST a gallon of water a day & work out 4-5 times a day. My body fat % is below the average for my size & age… In other words, for you multiple daily users such as I was, don’t be surprised if it takes a month+ to test negative. Good luck!

  507. I took a couple hits off a vape pen for the first time in 43 days(was testing clean before that) on 5/26 and I have a drug test Wednesday 6/4 do think I’m in the clear? I’m 5’4 117 female, muscular petite frame…

  508. I hit the blunt one time 2 weeks ago and hadn’t smoked in 5 yrs will I be tainted if I take a drug test tomorrow today is may 30th

  509. Im five ft four in female 160 lbs 22 yrs old not a couch potato so about average or mid range regular physical activity. The last time i smoked was May 17 before that i smoked on 4/20 and i think one other time in april. I stopped regular every day heavy mutiple times a day use In January. In February i had cut down to a few tokes a day then every other day to once a week in March. So far the longest i have totally abstained was the four weeks from 4/20 to 5/17 …. if i dont touch pot again anytime between now (5/30) and 8/29 will i be straight to pass a drug test (urine hair or blood). Also not i only smoked exotic if that makes a difference and the last three times i smoked it was with one other person and i only smoked like half of the gram or so that was rolled up. I stopped hitting the bong in January.

  510. I am a 22 year old female, I weight about 200 lbs. I am a very heavy smoker and have been for the last 3-4 years. I have not smoked in 9 days and have been drinking about 7 liters of water a day and have been working out. I am in the midst of getting a job opportunity within in a week or so. Will I pass the drug test?

  511. Jump ball bro
    Depends on the reference ranges used with the particular lab you’re taking the test at.

  512. im a 20 year old male about 210 pounds. ive been smoking almost everyday for about 3 months. ive been clean for about 15 days and will stay clean for another 2 weeks or so before my dtest. do i have a chance of passing?

  513. Yes, all you have to do is purchase a clean metabolism booster like vitamin b12, which is niacin, drink juices, caffeine, lots of water, stay away from alot of red meat or foods with alot of saturated fat, that will detox you, and people say marijuana stays in your system for 45 days, thats for the overweight people, u can eat whatever the fuck you want and drink whatever you want as long as you are not to much overweight and you have a decent metabolism, than it will only stay in you for 30 days, but like i said, if you boost your metabolism, you have no reason to worry.

  514. No, your best bet is to dilute your urine with drinking massive ammounts of water the day before your drug test and maybe even a day before that, and of course you want to piss about 4-5 times before the drug test day by drinking loads of water as well, that will dilute your urine trust me, I have done my research, also i hear niacin helps color your urine so they don’t think you diluted it on purpose, because your piss will look just like water, no lie, but ive tried this and niacin dosent seem to help that…

  515. Nope, I think you’ll be fine, please email me at gtadrew555@gmail.com and let me know the results, i am curious seeing as i just have risked smoking a bowl, and i might have a drug test in a week, i want to understand THC a little more even though I got most of it down, i know it has to do with levels, because of how much you smoke, and so I do believe that it will be out of me within a week, just like alot of people say, but id like to know from your personal experience about the results from what you asked/did.

  516. I’m 5 ft 8 and i weigh like 140ish, I smoked the 4 times in the last 6 days but never more than a bowl or a joint, I got a test in like a week or two…..do I have a chance?

  517. joe Vaporizers on

    If you vaporize, youll reduce the chances of pissing dirty. I bought mine from http://yourvaporizers.com and I smoked a joint of high grade through a vaporizer. Was 3 days ago. I’m a fitness model, weight is 195, 6’1″ and have 7% body fat. I’m very ripped and don’t smoke weed everyday. I don’t eat crap food and drink 2 gallons of water a day. How long you guys think it’ll be in my system?

  518. ok so i used to smoke like at leat 2 a week with like week breaks of smoking i stopped smoking on february 16 and i took a drug test yesterday will i passs it

  519. I’m 5’7 and 150 lbs. I hit a bowl twice for the first time in almost a year exactly a week ago. And I just got a call the other day for a drug screening for a job. Will I be ok?

  520. I’m 16 and weigh 162, I’ve been smoking for the past 2-3 months once every weekend, I’ve been clean for 2 weeks drinking a lot of water and working out everyday. I have a job interview within the next week, will I pass their drug test?

  521. I’m 5’4 and weigh 240.. I smoke maybe like once a week or every 2 weeks but I’ve been clean for a few days and I have a job interview and drug screening on the 23rd of June .. will I pass the test if I detox excessively?

  522. Im 16 weigh 180 lbs and smoked last week for the first time, i have a drug test tomorrow. should i be alright?

  523. I am 19 I weigh 135 at 5’3 I hit a bong last night for the first time since October how long do you think it will stay in my system

  524. Your pee will be under 10 ng/ml within 68 hours if you drink plenty of water. I have the same weight as you. I smoke 2 hits Friday nights and never fail my urines which are Mondays. Just make sure your system is completely clean before you smoke, don’t smoke on top of having thc already in your system it doubles the process of how long it takes to get out, hope this helped!

  525. If you’re a female, 5 ft 2, weighs 85-95 pounds, was a heavy user, quit for 2 weeks, then smoked about two hits a day, how long do you think it’ll take to leave the system?

  526. how is she fucked?? Wouldnt she have a window of 3 months to get clean or am i misunderstanding something?

  527. If I stopped smoking since September 2013, and started again April 22 2014 then smoked about 45 grams moderately until May 30. how long would it take to get out my system??? my friend said I should be fine in a month, which is when my drug test is!!!

  528. I forgot to add that I am 165 and 5’5 fit, i can lose about 15 lbs in a month if that may help

  529. i know im between the lines of frequent and heavy i jsut wanted to make sure lol

  530. No its going to show up sweetie. It’s stored in your fat cells and your 180, so it’s going to be there, if you don’t smoke again for the next 3 weeks or maybe 4 but I’d put my money on 3.

  531. OK number 1 vaporizing has nothing to do with how long it will stay in your system. That’s just a way of smoking it. What you have going for you is that you don’t have much body fat and you eat cleansing foods. Because it’s stored in body fat, and it is not water soluable.
    It should probably only take a few weeks if that to test clean for you.

  532. Absolutely! You have a really good chance. Ideally u want to wait 30 days and it sounds like u will be right on the mark.
    Start drinking iced tea, it’s a natural diuretic and it will help cleanse ur.system.

  533. If i took two tiny hits of kind bud and I’m 5ft and 90lbs how long would it take to get out of my system

  534. The so-called unpredictability of someone who smokes pot or has been convicted of a crime is the most specious reason for doing something ever known to man. It’s like a rapist claiming he was only conducting the public service of a gynecological exam.

  535. Yeah, but there is a price to pay if you refuse. It’s like offering someone a year in jail or the amputation of both arms with a dull knife and without anesthesia, and then saying the person went to jail on their own volition.

  536. Im 16 5’3 weigh 115 first time smoking and have to take a drug test tomorrow I smoked yesterday and only hit it 3 times I’ve been drinking cranberry juice amd water will I pass?

  537. last time i smoked was on da 16th of may. i’m not a frequent smoker. if i get this job i’ll have to take a drug test friday. will i pass? & it’s da hair sample drug test btw.

  538. I’m 200, 5’9″ and in the Army. I will have a drug test in about a month in a half. I would like to vaporize some marijuana for my pain. At least for today.

    You guys think I will be okay? Drug test is urinalysis.

  539. I’m 259, 5’9, I shared two blunt probably had 10 hits. I Haven’t smoked since March Prior to Yesterday. I might need to get tested for this job, a urinalysis as well. It’s in two or three weeks. Do you think i’ll be good?

  540. Hi , Im 16 5’2 and weigh 115 lbs I smoked a 20 two weeks ago (dub) and was wondering will I be okay to test for a drug test next week? Please answer. FM.
    P.S I do not do it often.

  541. Hi i just smoked yesterday and i got a job interview tomorrow and they are gonna drug test me but i only hit the blunt 8 times and i haven’t smoked in 3 months.. if i drink alot of water will it still be in my system????? Please i need a answer

  542. I smoked for 2 years everyday. I stopped a month ago and hit a blunt today. My test is in 2 weeks. Am I good? 6’2 190 and I play basketball everyday

  543. I’m 20, 5’8 and 155 pounds. I’ve smoked about 2 grams over the past 2 weeks and I have a DT for the Army in exactley 2 weeks. I workout and spend time in a steam room daily. Should I be good?

  544. I got the same problem I smoked 2 days ago a blunt of reggie and I got a saliva test today

  545. The more you work out and sweat the better chances are that you will pass just make sure you drink over a gallon of water a day and keep on working and sweating out all the the

  546. I smoke daily while at college but have been home for going on 3 weeks. I hit a blunt once since then, and i’m 5″5 about 165, female. if i was to be tested in 2 weeks, do y’all think i’d pass?

  547. No way, its going to take more than 90 days to clear your system, don’t take that drug test until after 3 months.

  548. Hello, I am 5’1/2 and weight about 98lbs. I used to be a frequent smoker about 2 months ago. I stopped smoking, but 4 weeks ago I took 2 puffs on the blunt. I have a urine drug test tomorrow, do you think I will pass?

  549. I smoked 7 bowls in 3 days apart last week got a drug test tommorw there were small bowls too I’m 5’9 180ibs 22 S-M

  550. I smoked saturday only took 3 hits. It was my first time in like 4 yrs. I’m 5’6″ and 210lbs. I have a drug test friday do u think i can pass by drinking water and cranberry juice only.

  551. I smoked for three weeks 2-3 times a day very small bowls.. it’s been a month since then and I have a drug test tomorrow
    Do u know the likely hood I’ll pass. It’s a urin test. Thank you for your help in advance

  552. I’m 5’4 and about 130 lbs stopped smoking weed years ago the other day I hit the pipe once and not that hard I have an interview tomorrow will
    I pass a drug test?

  553. Hi I smoked about 7 bowls over 3 day period got ua test for work I’m 22 5’9 180Ibs this Saturday till Monday its been over a week I’ve been working out and drinking only water even 2day u think I’ll pass

  554. I’m 5’4 124 pounds, haven’t smoked weed in about a year. Smoked about 3-4 hits yesterday. Will I pass my drug test in a week?

  555. I am heavy smoker. I have been smoking for 8months.i smoke 3 or 4 corns a day. And i have urine and blood test on 10th of july. Will i pass??

  556. Hi, I’ve been smoking 3-4 days a week on average for the past 3 months I stopped about a week ago and I have a urine and blood test in 5 weeks. I’m 5’7 and weigh 120 pounds and I’m female. Will I pass the drug test?

  557. I smoked one hit of weed on May 24th and have a drug test tomorrow. Do you think I will pass?

  558. You should pass in five weeks for urine and two days for blood easily. You can also visit passitkit.com if you slip up before then and order their fake unite. It works!

  559. I recently got arrested for possession and asked for pretrial diversion. The judge ordered me to come to court on June 2nd to take a drug test. At that time it had been 42 days since I had smoked. I tested positive for THC and am probably going to jail for six months. I was a regular smoker who smoked every day three or four times daily. I am very sedentary, am 5′ 10” and weigh 220 lbs. the judge states that his experts testify that pot can only be in urine up to 30 days. He basically called me a liar. This is just FYI for those of you who think its not possible to test positive after 30 days of non use.

  560. I’m Jason and I’m 12 , I’m a smoke head and I need a dealer because my mom won’t buy me any marawana. She is a freaking but hole so plz tell me if you sell weed and I’ll get some money four you

  561. If it was just one hit and you are a smaller female then you should pass. No one can tell you for sure though. If you have any doubt you should purchase Magnum detox from a head shop and start drinking it 2 to 3 hours before your test.

  562. I am a very infrequent smoker, only at parties. I smoked for about 3 days straight about a month and a week ago, then I stopped and smoked 3 bowls again about two weeks ago, haven’t smoked since except for some resin in a bowl i smoked a few days ago. I haven’t been told I will be drug tested yet, but should I be asked say next week, do you think I would pass?

  563. Thanks for your input Jon! I am tall and slender/athletic, I feel like I will pass but you just never really know. I have seen the over the counter marijuana urine tests, would it be worth it to give that a try first? I wonder if the clinic’s use the same urine method as OTC or if they get crazy with it? I have used something similar to Magnum Detox before. It was a hassle, my pee was diluted, and so I failed the test.

  564. Been smokin everyday all day(after work) for (Ready for this) 20 years trying to get real JOB! How long will it take to give clean sample on the real!!

  565. I’m 20, 140, 5’8″ male. I haven’t smoked in about a month, but before that it was 4-5 times a week (but slowed down big time after 420). I feel like by now I should be clean, as I’m pretty active, in shape and have fast metabolism. If I chose to smoke a blunt one of these days, how long until I am clean again? Any responses appreciated

  566. I’m 19 about 200 pounds, 5’4 and do not smoke often, but I smoked last week… About 4-5 hits and was wondering how long it will be before it’s out of my system?

  567. I used to smoke weed everyday like 6 times a day a few hits at a time for 5 years straight. I haven’t smoked for about 18 to 20 days I took a urine test today for work came out negative. I’m 5’11 130 lbs 21

  568. You’re too young to be smoking right now. I started at 17. Stop smoking. You’ll probably be grumpy for 2 weeks but you’ll feel better afterwards!!

  569. Yes if you drink tons of water & work out a lot! Oh one more thing NO FATTY greasy food cause our bodies get rid of that first.

  570. More than likely. Stay away from fatty greasy foods & you’re in the clear. Our bodies get rid of fatty foods, pop, junk food first.

  571. People, if you work out, drink lots of water. Most importantly stay away from greasy fatty foods or junk food cause our bodies get rid of that first. I smoked everyday a few hits a day for 5 years straight. I stopped smoking for 18 days & I passed my urine test today. Good luck guys! I would smoke the strongest kinds of weed as well, So that doesn’t have anything to do with it. I’m Hispanic 21 5’11 130 lbs

  572. Hello, I am 155lb 18 and am 6′. I smoked on the 15th 16th and 17th last month and very rarly before that. I have a drug test coming up in a week or so and I have been drinking a lot of water and been running almost every day. I took a home urine test and passed, I just wanted to be sure I was good for the lab urine test also for my job. Any one?

  573. Hello, I weigh bout 130lb, skinny and I smoked for a couple nights and only took bout 1-2 hits on those nights…I have not smoked before that or after that. I haven’t smoked in 10days. Will I pass a drug test??

  574. It has been 18 days since I last smoked, im 189 lbs 5’11 and workout 5 days a week (fairly muscular) and drink plenty of water.
    I need to take a drug test for my internship, before I stopped smoking i smoked maybe twice to three times a week. How many more days should I wait to take the test?

  575. I’m a 5’4 and 126 lbs female, I drink moderately and need to pass a drug test for my doctor to prescribe Vyvanse. It’s only been 8 days but I want to take the test as soon as possible but I used to smoke 4-5 times a week with a lot of ganga. When will it be safe?

  576. I have three or four inhalations of hash vapor before bed as a sleep aid (w/medical card) and today is 33 days. Still positive on two tests, from different companies. Kaiser won’t give me my migraine meds until I am clean. I must choose between getting to sleep and stopping migraines. :o(

  577. John Dinzeo, Drug Clinician on

    It will be safe after approximately 40-50 days in your case.

  578. John Dinzeo, Drug Clinician on

    You should be fine. Don’t consume water a few hours before your test.

  579. John Dinzeo, Drug Clinician on

    For you, probably 6-10 months before you are completely clean. You will need to burn most of your fat and sweat a lot. Rowing/Skipping rope every morning and walking/jogging in the evening. Swimming is great too! Good Luck!

  580. John Dinzeo, Drug Clinician on

    Next week would probably test negative. You need at least 3 more. Good Luck!

  581. How come every motherfucker up in here quit a year ago and had a hit a couple of days right before he/she is gonna have a test?

  582. Okay, so I’m 5’4 weigh 112, female, fast metabolism and smoked with one of my girls this past weekend and took about 10 hits. But normally never smoke. How long will it take to be able to pass a urine test?

  583. I’m a male, 5’8″, 115 pounds, high metabolism. I smoked for the first time last Saturday and have to get urine tested tomorrow. I’ve been drinking lots of water all week. Will I pass?

  584. Important factor that needs to be mentioned… What is considered: moderate, frequent, and heavy use?

  585. That sounds way longer than it should be… all the real studies I have seen say max one month for a regular user on average…. and only an extreme case like being very overweight and smoking for 10 years is 50-60 days

  586. i havent smoked in 6 weeks, and i hit the resign in the pipe 3 times last night will i pass test in 6 day

  587. Bro please text me lol 3477559198 I’m Hispanic on probation and I wanna smoke weed so bad but I get urine test every two weeks

  588. Hey I’m 182 5’8 I want to smoke weed but I get a urine test every two weeks.. Can I smoke or no?

  589. It’s been 19 days since I smoked. I am a light smoker and when I do, I use a vaporizer. I typically drink 1-2 liters of water daily weigh 133 & am 5’1″. I took a home drug test about 4 days ago n it came back negative, but worry because my water intake may have skewed the result. Any suggestions on how a lab urinalysis may come out?

  590. I use to smoke weed maybe 2 to 3 times a day. I just recently stop smoking tuesday of this week. But I took a drug test last Wednesday, but before the test I drunk some vinegar and water with cranberry juice so help flush it out. Unfortunately my test came back positive. So I lose that job so this Wednesday I took another test and all day Tuesday I was drinking my vingear and water and cranberry juice and was peeping like crazy so I took the drug test this Wednesday there and the test came back not clear so I have to wait until 3 to 5 days to come back. I just want to know how long should I wait to take another drug test.

  591. Good comment! This infographic is so useless without some idea what they mean with light or heavy user.
    Based on some comments below smoking 3 times a week is already considered to be a heavy smoker. Then again, is it 3x 1 gram of sticky dank or 0.1 gram on a vape, or just one pull from a joint?

    Does a weekly Saturday dose of 0.5 gram for years on end stay longer in your system then smoking 0.1 gram 5 nights a week for years?

  592. I smoked once almost nine months ago. I have to get a hair follicle test done pretty soon, will I pass? Also, do they only test the root or the whole strand?

  593. Shit man, I hit those doobies 3x a day, I’m a moderate smoker 4’11 145lbs, about 8% bodyfat. I last took a hit on 2 weeks ago. My drug test is in 3 days will I fail?? Fuck me, I need this internship or my life is done and I’ll just kill myself :/

  594. Hey I’m 5″5 weighing about 135 pretty lean, I haven’t smoked I’m about 10 months, but I smoked like 2 grams of weed in a 8 hour period. It’s been 14 days since am I good to pass drug test? If not when will I be good. I drink about a Hallam of water a day

  595. Ben Rollingreen on

    Why is everyone so scared to take a drug test?
    Bring someone else’s urine with you.
    Make sure it’s the right temp.
    They can’t search you.
    They can’t watch you piss.
    They can’t leave the door open.
    They can’t have someone inside the bathroom when your pissing unless your on probation.
    You can buy synthetic urine online and on shops.
    You can use a friends, male or female.
    Gender is not checked.
    Wise up!
    Don’t be so worked up about.
    There is always a way with will.

  596. Match you one. on

    You need to know how many nanograms were found in you positive sample.
    50ng will be positive.
    42 days is still possible.
    Tell them you were a heavy smoker.
    Test again .
    Now its more than 42 days and you could still test positive but the level of TCH will be lower every day.
    That judge is an idiot.
    There is much proof to show you were right.
    Try contacting NORML.

  597. I smoked evey day 5 times or more a day or like 7 years I am 150 5 ft 7 how long do u think tell I’m clean and don’t know how to really

  598. Yes what Ben said is prolly the most effective way to pass a drug test…u can put it in a zip lock bag and tap it to ur tummy so it stay warm but if someone is seriously watching u then theres another way ONLY FOR THE LADIES…its pretty graphic but it works…u would get a test tube or a small slim container of sum sort with the urine inside u put plastic wrap on the opening and wrap it with a rubber band now here comes the graphic part…u place the tube inside ur ladys bits with the plastic wrap opening facing out and cling on for dear life until ur on the toilet then pop the seal with ur finger & out comes the perfect tempered urine…its crazy I know but if ur desperate this definitely works!

  599. Hey I’m male weighing about 140 pounds, I’m 5’7 and have been smoking 5-8 joints a day for the past 2.5-3 years. There is rarely a day where I wouldn’t be smoking. I’m 21 and I have a high metabolism. Any idea of how long you think it will take before it won’t show up in my system? Thanks for any help.

  600. hey im 5’10 170 and very active. I havent smoked in the last 2 weeks and have a drug test next week. Im active and hit the sauna a lot and also drink a lot of water and cranberry juice. You guys think im good to pass a drug test. Im a frequent user. ?

  601. Im 5’7 170, nonstop daily smoker. I was smoke free for 36 days, then I got high non stop for about a week. I quit again 8 days ago and just passed an at home piss test. Just lettin yall know.

  602. I think ur good bro. Last time it took me only 11 days, and i smoked everyday 8 or so years b4 that test. Plus im by no means in shape, and ur skinnier than me.

  603. I’m about 165 5’9″ and I smoke about a bowl or two once a week. I drink coffee regularly and have a very low body fat ratio. Last time I smoked was last Friday but I got tested toay around noon. Will I pass? Also im semi active

  604. Wendy Jenner on

    He’s right! I’ve take 3 drug tests for separate jobs in the last 2 years. They have never tested for gender, usually just the temperature, to be sure it has a normal body heat. I only smoke a couple times a week, yet on average I drink 2-3 liters of water a day. If you are that concerned buy a drug test (or have a friend go in for you). If you are tested/switching jobs often, buy 3 or 4, drink ONLY water for a few days, and test yourself. Only way to be sure you aren’t wasting your time and theirs. Goodluck!

  605. Wendy Jenner on

    Start looking for a shampoo. My friend (a guy) used the shampoo for a hair follicle test and passed with no problem. If you have short hair, they’ll pluck a couple strands. Medium to long they’ll just cut close to the scalp. The shampoo is pricey though.

  606. I don’t smoke all that often, but one night I took a hit out of a vaporizer and then the next morning I ate an edible…that same day I found out I got a job and have to take a drug test that is 6 days after I ate the edible.. is it possible that I will be able to pass? Or am I just fucked – also I’m like 5’8” 135 pounds

  607. Hi, so just found out I have to tested in just over a month for safety reasons (going onto a chemical plant for a week and will be tested for alcohol and drugs daily), I smoke a small amount every night with a vaporizer before bed and have been doing so for most of this year. I have quite a fast metabolism and only weigh about 60kg, if I drink lots of water and stop now is there a good chance of me passing the test? Also is there anything to help get it out your system faster besides milk thistle liver pills and water? Thanks!

  608. Get a gallon jug of water and dump a Box of jello mix into it and drink it all. Then while your not drinking the jello make sure your are drinking pure lemonade as much as you can handle. You want to keep yourself peeing night and day all the way to your test date. In addition to the fluids workout as hard as possible as often as you can to burn fat which is where the THC is stored so it can recycle out of your body. Then about 3 hours before the test take 4 aspirin and a multivitamin to add color to your urine so it will not come back diluted. It you do all this correctly you will pass with flying colors. I smoked for years and got clean in 48 hours for a job as a CFO.

  609. Idk what duh hall y’all. In today’s world a lot of places watch you or at least make you leave the door open. I took on a week ago and they stood behind me as I used a urinal. I took someone else’s piss you have to be careful. Cut a hole in the waistband of your underwear. Put the piss in a condom and tie it in the hole and let it hang against you. Slide a needle in your waistband. Even they stand behind you, pop the end and use the piss, then actually piss in the toilet yourself so they can hear it and it all seems legit. :)

  610. Also big thing ppl forget is piss a bit in the toilet and then give them a sample…if its in question dont give them a sample of the begining of your piss or the end!

  611. Jackie Wagner on

    THC Don’t bind To Hair Its Actually Not A Very Effective Method For Checking On THC, But Thats Probably n it what they are checking for

  612. Once a day?…if u drink lots of water u could probably b clean within a week id say..if u only smoke once a day at ur weight…remember dont give begining or endof ur pee

  613. Id say if u have a fast metabolism and low body fat nomatter how much u smoke u shld b clean within 30 days easy

  614. Also dont give begining or end of ur piss stream..if its ever in question of being dirty

  615. Hey I’m a girl who’s very muscular and tall and weigh about 150 pounds I smoked a shitload at a party about a week ago and only smoke about 3 times a month. should 9 days be enough for me to be good for a drug test? I haven’t been drinking much water lately or cranberry juice, any tips?

  616. So after reading this hopefully someone can help shed some light for me. I would say that I am a moderate/frequent user, I can’t really determine. What i mean by this is i smoke once a night every few nights, sometimes 4-5 days maybe even a week apart. But on top of that I go to the gym very frequently. Recently I got the scoop that I had to take a urine test for a job. Its been 13 days since I have smoked, during the 13 days I have been frequenting the gym as usual (6 days a week) hitting the sauna every day as well as in taking a lot of water and cranberry juice. I took a test about 6 days after I quit and it was positive. I then took a test last night (day 12) and came up negative and passed. My question is, if I take the actual test in 3 days will I be fine or did I just dilute it by drinking water and cranberry juice? (i only really started the really really heavy intake of cranberry juice and water after failing hoping that just working out would cut it) Or should I just continue my cycle of water and cranberry juice until the test.

  617. I’m a male, 6’1″ – 6’2″ weigh about 215-220 lbs. I would consider myself some what of a one time user since I’ve only smoked weed 3 times my entire life. Well about 2 weeks ago on a Friday I got high with a friend. We shared around 1-1.5 bowls together and it was good. Around last Saturday I took 2 hits from a bowl (the first hit I didn’t get enough to do anything, the second hit I definitely got something out of it but didn’t get have enough to actually get high). Anyways I’m looking to get a job and at one store the test for urine and at the other store I’ve heard for saliva. Now at both these stores they do drug tests after the interview so not much to worry about a time limit since I haven’t applied yet. But after reading about that it got me kind of worried. In this past week, I’ve ran 3 days (each day about 3 miles) and have drank mostly water and tea. Its been about 2 weeks since I last truly got high and only a week ago since I last took a hit. Any tips to help speed up this cleansing process and how much longer till I should be okay to take this drug test?

  618. I’m a bit on the fatter side. Not huge and gross like with a big belly but more of a husky kind of look. Also too add I play basketball regularly and I’m in some what good shape. Not that kind of shape to be running marathons but enough shape where I can keep a steady run up and down a basketball court and play for a while

  619. I need to pass a piss test this coming Wednesday, I smoked for a week and 2 days stopped this past Tuesday only about 2-3 hits a night, will I pass??

  620. I had two hits over 3 weeks ago and took a hair follicle test, do you think I’ll pass the test? I showered, brushed my teeth and drank a lot of water after the two hits.

  621. Emily Nicole Deak on

    I have to take a urine test on Wednesday if I don’t smoke weed for the next 5 days will my levels of THC be down I’ve only smoked wed,thu n fri and hit the blunt probably 5 or 6 times each time I weigh 120 pounds and I am 5 feet 5 inches tall they expect to see a little THC but want my levels to go down since last Wednesday should I drink water and how much and do you think if I haven’t smoked since yesterday and don’t smoke until Wednesday will it show my -levels going down

  622. Here's your answer. on

    If you geniuses would stop smoking weed you wouldn’t be on this forum asking such stupid questions, and sniveling about your problems. Stop smoking weed. or, just accept the fact that you might possibly fail a drug test. It’s really that simple.
    (Yeah I know….Why didn’t you think of that).

  623. Here's your answer. on

    You people are really funny. I mean. You are asking questions hoping that someone will tell you what you want to hear, but you already know the answer. For those of you who aren’t smart enough to face reality…. here is your answer.
    If ya want to pass a drug test then ya gotta refrain from doing drugs. It’s not that difficult to figure out. .

    Now don’t blame the messenger……….You needed to be told the truth and now you have it.

  624. Joshua Martinez on

    You’ll be completely fine man. Just drink a good amount of water each day and keep exercising and don’t even sweat it. Some people who smoke just once pass a test the next day. However, don’t drink too much water right before the test because your urine can become diluted and some places take that as a fail. I would drink a tall glass before you leave the house to take your test and you’ll be fine.

  625. so iv been clean for nine months and i hit a dabs pipe about 10 times and smoked a half of gram. if i drink water and drink cranberry juice do you think i can get clean in 20 days?

  626. im 15, about 5’4, 120 lbs and ive gone through like periods of heavy use, to like once a week and then i would go back to heavy use and just back and forth,
    and about 3 weeks ago i smoked 3 bowls with 2 other friends and then the next day took 1/2 a dab
    i am going to the doctors tomorrow and am gonna get blood tested and urine tested and not for drugs but im afraid theyll see it anyway
    is there anything at all i can do? im freaking out

  627. They only have the right to tell you they will ask to tell your parents but it is up to you if they can! But other then that your good there not going to say. Hey why have you been smoking weed its not there business homie

  628. You say “You People ” like you aren’t on here too. Or like you didn’t google the question. I’m NOT a smoker but I did hit a blunt about 2 months ago and I have to take a drug test. I have a 4.5 GPA and graduated at the top of my class. I was freaking out so I googled i and I’m reading the questions because I want to find answers too. Stop being so judgemental and get off the forum if you’re so annoyed. It’s not like it just randomly popped up on your computer and you were forced to scroll through the questions.

  629. Drinking is the number one drug that kills. Someone dies every 3 minutes from alcohol and every minute from tobacco. Both which are legal. Pot kills no one unless they smoke their weight in weed, which is impossible. Don’t sit on your high horse just cause your drug of choice is legal. Consider yourself lucky dumbass!

  630. hi people just a little question… I’ve been smoking weed for 9 years and stopped 13 days ago but I only smoked 1/2 gram everyday untill I heard that I’m having a piss test, I’ve looked at the stats and I’m still unsure… can anyone give me a bit of advise plz… I’m 6 ft and weigh 12 stone… thank u

  631. If i only hit it the pipe twice three days ago and I haven’t smoked in a while I have a drug test either today or tomorrow should I be able to pass?

  632. I smoked about 1.5 grams on May 31. I have a drug test for a probation officer June 11. I weight about 190 and 5’3″. I am wanting to know if I’ll probably pass. I hardly ever smoke but I’m May I smoked on the 17 & 31.

  633. Hey guys I got injured at work and have to take a drug n alcohol test it’s been 2days since I smoked half a blunt of regi before that it was 2weeks and 1blunt do you think I’ll pass today?

  634. nope your positive. i work for a drug testing facility we see it happen all the time

  635. Whiteboy466 on

    Hey I’m getting tested for my job and I smoked 3 times over 3 days it was my first time in over 3 months. My test is in 16 days and I’m 5’7 130 and have a really high metabolism. Wll I pass?

  636. I took 3 hits 4 days ago, it will soon be 5. I have been sick also and getting night sweats and peeing a lot, but just wanting to double check because i am in treatment. Will i pass?

  637. I have also been clean for a full 30 days before that and it has been the first time i had smoked.

  638. I quit smoking weed 6 months ago. I was a heavy smoker for 40 years. Two weeks ago, I found a third of a thin joint in my tackle box and I smoked it. Now I have a drug test later this week (not sure which test) for a new job. Is there a chance that small amount is still in my system?

  639. I smoked last week on a sunday (about a G) , its now a monday I have an drug test tomorrow should I be worried.?

  640. I took one hit of pot 2 exactly two weeks from now and I have a urine text tomorrow. Will I pass it? 5’7 190lb.

  641. Hy there I stopped smoking pot on 02.05.2014, I have so far been on 5 drug tests and I was positive on all of them, I do not know why but what ever I try doesn’t work I am 186 centimeters tall weighing 75 killograms, my total body fat is around 20%, what can I do to help me become negative, my last test is 2 weeks from now and if I am still positive I will loose my job and get hospitalised, please help me.

  642. Also I smoked weed every day for 5 years before this so I don’t know what to do honestly…

  643. fuck you all on

    If it’s in 16 days and you don’t smoke any at least 6 days before you will pass.

  644. I smoked pot 4 days ago. My last smoke was about a month before that. I weigh 86 kgs and I’m 5’7”. Will I pass??

  645. I took one hit of pot on my bday may 4th for experience and another hit may 6 im not a smoker i havent smoked since then do you think ill pass a hair drug tust ?

  646. Hello, I smoked half a L May 17th after almost a month clean , and I have a drug test Thursday June 12th. I’m 5’5 150 , and only smoked at college 2 or 3 times a week, not during breaks or holiday breaks . Do you think I’ll pass ? Would I be a moderate or frequent smoker?

  647. I smoked last week and yesterday and I usually smoke 1-2 times a week. I weigh 175 pounds and I’m 5’8. Would I be good for a drug test 1 1/12 – 2 weeks?

  648. Nervous, I just took a drug test today and I am wondering what are my chances of THC showing. I smoked back in April so it has been over a month. I have been around 2nd hand smoke. I do not usually smoke. I am 5’8 and around 290lbs.


    I’ll have my drug test tomorrow,and i don’t remember when is my last smoke,but i didn’t smoke everyday.

  650. I took a hit of the blunt 2 weeks ago and I have a drug test on monday. Will I pass. I’m 5’7and weight 145

  651. I have a urine test for work today I smoked 1 and a half blunt 2 weeks ago, but I also go to the gym a lot, you think I’ll pass ? I’m 120 pounds, 18 years old

  652. I smoked two joints last Tuesday & may possibly be drug tested this Friday. I’m 5’7 135 pounds

  653. I stopped smoking for 3 months, I smoked once more 3 weeks ago would i be clean now? im 150 pounds, 16 years old

  654. Hello, I’m 22 and 185 pounds I don’t smoke at all but I was around some people who do 3 weeks ago I am going to be applying for jobs next week and I know I will get drug tested will I test positive or negative. Will second hand Marijuana cause me to fail my drug test!! I am soo nervous

  655. Hello, I’m 5’5 and 185 pounds I don’t smoke at all but I was around some people who do 3 weeks ago I am going to be applying for jobs next week and I know I will get drug tested will I test positive or negative. Will second hand Marijuana cause me to fail my drug test!! I am soo nervous

  656. No, you can’t fail a drug test from second hand smoke. Believe me I tried that excuse once. Doesn’t fly

  657. I stopped smoking about three months ago and I might have a test tomorrow. I’m within the 140 lb range and am 5’11”. Will I pass?

  658. Trust me your fine for you to fail off of contact smoke I’ve read that they would have have to smoke enough weed to equal your body weight… But I know from experience that you will be ok

  659. Yes. Your BMI is low enough and will be out in about 4 days. Investing in some GoldenSeal extract pills at any CVS or Walgreens.

  660. I have a drug test on the June 17 I smoked once on May 21 I weigh 190 will I test positive?

  661. I smoked on May 10th and exactly 15 days ago, not a lot just a gram all together. I weigh 190 I have 18% body fat and I work out damn near everyday. Do u think I can pass one today?

  662. I smoke ever night 1-2 hits but have a drug screen for a job. I’m 26 5’4” 120lbs i havent smoked in 12 days will i pass?

  663. The only way to know for sure is to get a test at local store near you, but as long as you don’t smoke anymore until you’ve been tested, it sounds like you should be ok. You’ve already been abstaining for more than two wks, and by your test it’ll be almost a month. You were a heavy smoker before that however, that’s what throws me.

  664. I smoked some killer kb about 2 weeks ago, but thats it…havnt smoked since & before that I hadnt smoked for about a month…I just ‘passed’ Walmart’s’ 1st ‘2 rounds’ of interviews & will prob have a drug test within a week..I hope Im good

  665. I ate edibles for a month and took one hit i
    Yesterday a month from now I have a drug test will I pass I weigh 225 and im 5’8

  666. I took a hair follicle test this Monday. I took two hits of a blunt about 8 weeks ago. My hair grows fast and I cut it 3 times with a number 2 since then. will THC show up on the test results?

  667. i smoke 5 days ago and before that the last time I smoked was about 2 years before that. I took a piss test today and Im not sure if I passed. Please help.

  668. HRontherocks on

    I was a frequent user for 4 years and quit for a month and 2 weeks. I tested my self around a month and was clean. I’ve smoked a bowl a day for a week and quit again 4 days ago. if I had a test next week would I be good? Im fairly skinny and have a high metabolism.

  669. Went to Colorado and smoked some legal greens. Not much probably a joint and a half over 4-5 days. NOW…I’m back to this place and job where it is not of accepted nature. I am a big guy 6’5″ 280lbs. Anybody have a guestimation on when I’ll be clean. Tips are appreciated as well speed up the process

  670. smoked for the first time in an actual year about 4 days ago. i am 6’4” and weight 187 lbs. how long will it take to leave my system?

  671. I smoked 2 cones everyday except for today I have a drug test in 10 days Im 21 very skinny and waiting at 57 kgs will I pass in 10 days ?

  672. I have not smoked in 2 months. I’m on the heavier side so I figure it would take longer. I tested myself twice and came up clean. I had a drug test from a facility yesterday. Should I be okay? Are those test stronger than the over the counter ones you buy?

  673. Taytuh Chips on

    Im 16yrs, 125 lbs, 5’6, male. I last smoked on the 23rd of may, (just enough to get high), i havent smoked since and i have a drug test on the 8th of next month. Will i pass? ):

  674. I’m 6’7″ and 190 weight. I have smoked two days ago but play lots of basketball will it show up on a urine test?

  675. I’m about 230pounds I last smoke about a week ago & before that I smoke for about 3-4months help??? Ideas when I should be clean?

  676. I’m 5’2 and a 130 pounds I stopped smoking for 2-3 months to find a job. I ended up smoking with a group of 4 people on Saturday I found out that I have to take a drug test this Saturday coming up I have been drinking lots of water do you think I will pass

  677. Hello

    I have smoked just once two days ago (max 0.50g). Am i can pass the test? The urine test will be 3 weeks. (i’m tall, and thin)
    sry for my english

  678. They changed it to next week. I havnt done it since may 28th. Will I still be okay?

  679. Im 20 197lbs 5’10 smoked for the first time ever last weekend n ihave a drug test monday n ive taken at home drug test n it comes back wit2 lines but the second line is very faint

  680. Johnny Blaze on

    Why do you idiots keep asking if you’ll pass a drug test or ask when it will leave your system? Read mother fuckers read.

  681. Weedvvbb0622 on

    Hey dude, I passed it lol Idk how but I just drank a lot of cranberry juice and water days before the test. It was a blood test, so I guess I was lucky.

  682. So I smoked weed one time a couple of months ago (barely 2 puffs) then I stopped & this past weekend I was around people who smoked but I didn’t & I have a drug test next week… Am I good ?

  683. I had half a edible gummy on the 24th of May and have a drug test this Monday or Tuesday. I rarely smoke and probably hadn’t had any other thc in like 3 months. Do you think I’ll pass? Does it being a edible make a difference?

  684. I have read all of these. I understand everyone is different but just hearing someone say my result would make me feel better. I smoked not even a .5 on May 30th and just found out I have to take a drug test tomorrow.. Do you think I will pass…?

  685. how long will it stay in if I have to take a blood test and I smoke every week once a week usually a 10 dollar bag

  686. What'zhizface Smokedout Mathew on

    If I smoked a total of five blunts about 3 weeks ago and I’ve drank a couple gallons of cranberry juice abs countless gallons of water and been working out how long do you think it’ll be in my system

  687. I smoked everyday for about a month and i only weight 155 pounds.how long will it take to get out of my system?

  688. i have smoked everyday for about 6 yrs about a blunt or two a day i stopped 30 days ago as of tomorrow and tips on passing drug test

  689. I weight 105 & im 18. I smoked about 3 weeks ago. And im trying to get a new job. But it requires a drug test. Will I past? I dont smoke too often.

  690. notimportant on

    If that is all you smoked that ONE DAY, yes u most likely should pass ur test. If it is a saliva or pee test. The tests dont go off ur weight or anything, they go off the amount n frequency of use. Its been over two weeks…your most likely in the clear. Good luck

  691. Honestly, i think you will be fine. you don’t have a lot of fat on your body and if you haven’t smoked for around 21 days nothing should be detected. Just to be safe, I would suggest drinking a pretty decent amount of water before the test just to dilute your urine, maybe 2 or 3 regular sized bottles an hour before the test.

  692. I just took a couple hits today from a pipe. I may have a test in the next two weeks. Will it still show positive?

    163 lb


  693. I smoked 2 cones everyday except for today I have a drug test in 10 days Im 21 very skinny and waiting at 57 kgs will I pass in 10 days ?

  694. I’m 6’3 300. Not incrediably fat. I have visible muscle. Former collegiate athlete. I started smoking (first time ever) in March and I stop at the end of May. I split like .5-1 grams maybe more with three other roommates. maybe 5 times a week. We will go several days without smoking due to cash. Ive been gettin a ton of job offers and some of the ones I really like require a drug test. I been drinking water. I went out to hoop a few times and and broke heavy sweats doing other fun things but how much longer is it safe for me to take a drug test to be negative in the results?

  695. If you smoke 2 cones everyday you are a real heavy user. Honestly you drug test will come up positive. If it was your first time smoking today And smoked a joint In 10days you would be clean. THC will be in your sytem for about 45days ..Drink Shit ton of cranberry juice..Or have someone pee in a cup for you.