By Barry Blunt, kushsmoke.com
If Armie Hammer gets down with the green, I don’t know who the hell doesn’t. Before I get to the story, look at Armie—and first pretend his name isn’t Armie Hammer for a second. The guy looks like he just walked off the set of a Polo or J. Crew commercial and is about to take one of his yachts to a catalina wine mixer.
Arrest records show he had 0.02 ounces of marijuana, three medicinal marijuana cookies and one brownie when arrested Nov. 30 in Sierra Blanca, a few miles from the Mexican border.
Got to feel for Armie here. How the fuck does someone get arrested and have to post bail for having less than a gram and some edibles. A pure and utter mockery. Cops in this ass rag of a town near the Mexican border need another Dunkin Donuts built in the area or something.
As an aside, Armie is a hell of an actor. Dude actually played BOTH of the Winklevoss twins (the giant douchey rowers who Zuckerberg jobs) in The Social Network. And man I should ease off the Kush cause I legit thought they were two different actors that were identical twin brothers in real life.
And since he blazes, he’s alright by me and a member of Team Kush.
Edit: Apparently the arrest went down in November but this is making news today cause he wasn’t prosecuted…Just to clarify.
Article from Kushsmoke and republished with special permission